You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely


64

Crap! You hadn’t thought of a song!
Your mind races as you think of what to sing. Unfortunately, your brain and your mouth don’t always work together. You blurt out the very first thing you latch onto.
“La la la la laaa la la la laaaa la la la la la la laaaaaaaa! La la la la la laaa la la laaa la la laaaa, la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” You continue singing gibberish as your inner Russian singer flows through you.
Rainbow stops trying to fly away and just kind of looks at you oddly.
You can feel your voice cracking like glass hit by a hammer as you reach the climax of the song. “What did you think?” you ask the pegasus.
She gives you an odd look. “Did you say something?” she shouts.
You try to communicate further, but she keeps pointing at her ear and shaking your head.
Nice job. Your singing caused her to go deaf. Even if you were to change her back, she’ll be near useless without her hearing. You finally give up trying to speak with her and trudge away, keeping an eye open for something small and furry to kick out of frustration.

> After you do, let’s try the next pony.