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// 56 
// Story: You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom 
// by RatherHomely 
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	“So tell me, Pinkie…” you begin, sitting in a chair that had definitely been there the entire time.  “Do you believe in the man upstairs? The guy in white? The bearded wonder?”
“Well…” Pinkie replies, tapping on her chin, deep in thought. “I can't really answer your question based on your description. Does God have a beard? We don’t really know what he looks like. The only interpretations we have of him are from medieval and renaissance depictions, along with other creations from the start of Christianity. Actually, the same also applies to angels. While we commonly picture them as divine beings in white, angels are actually described in religious texts in a variety of ways, such as having as many as eight wings and turning those who gaze upon them mad. What's your opinion?”
You give her a sheepish grin. “I dunno. I’m part of the church of the flying spaghetti monster!” Pinkie gives you a blank stare. “Did you know pirates serve as their prophets?”
The next thing you know you’re flying right out the second story window, a frustrated Pinkie Pie screaming in rage behind you. What’s her problem?
On a separate note, you don’t have wings. Have fun! 

> Back to the list. But maybe after stopping by the hospital first.