You open the door to the room Pinkie’s in. “Hello. I’m-”
“I hate you!” Pinkie growls.
“Well, I’m glad we’re off to a good start.” You force a smile.
How the hell are you going to get a hater not to hate?
>She’s Pinkie Pie! I’ll get her to laugh with some stand-up!
>Talk about the least controversial topic in the world; religion!
>Try to confuse her by using some sign language.