YOU FOOL! NOT ONLY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS OPTION EARLY BUT YOUR BANANA NUT MUFFIN HASN'T DEVELOPED ENOUGH "EXP" TO ASSIST... eh... OC OP ADVENTURE BRAD MAGIC MUFFIN-
"Magic Muffin. Its name is just Magic Muffin."
Spike lowered the "Storynomicon" book. "Ditzy... Derpy? Muffins, it is not your turn. You can not change your muffin's name."
"Ah can understand why she's a muffin BUT WHY AM I A MUFFIN?!" Bulk screamed, flexing.
"You joined up on my paradox roll." Princess Luna replied before slurping her shake.
"Can I continue my story?"
Spike shook his head, "Sorry Turner, you still need to wait for Trixie's unbaby roll."
Everyone turned to see the blue unicorn continue to roll her dice, frustrated. She gave a glare at Spike.
"Trixie, you can still apologize to-"
She shook her head.
Bulk Biceps carefully held the dice in his hands, "Can I go for a reconsideration roll?"
Spike smiled, "You still have my Dargon Loyalty. Roll."
"YEAH!!!"
Time Turner tilted his head, "You mean 'Dragon Loyalty'- If I am not mistaken?"
"I wrote it on purpose to mess with Twilight but she got used to it. Now it's there for Starlight!" Spike responded as the dice finished bouncing. It landed on two 1's. "Ouch! I'm so sorry!"
"What's wrong?" Luna asked before her frown deepened. "Oh."
Everyone stared in silence at the snake eyes... except for Trixie.
Spike shook his head, "Dude you're out of lives. As you're dying a magic dragon made of metal shows up-"
"In my dying breath, I use my mouse transmutation spell!" Bulk interrupts. "YEAH!"
"Your loyal dragon has turned into a mouse, running off with your spare life." Spike discards Dargon Loyalty as he reads, "It was nice playing but its GAME OVER... for you."