You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely


21

"So..." You rub your chin thoughtfully. "You want to mean now, eh?"
Fluttershy scoffs, "The old Fluttershy was a push over. New Fluttershy is much, much better."
"I see..." Time to go reverse psychology on her Flutterass. "Well, I like it when you're being mean."
"... What?"
"Oh yes..." You start pacing the room, arms folded behind your back. "As a matter of fact, it would be very, very mean if you started acting nice to me. I would absolutely hate that!"
Fluttershy eyes you carefully. You can feel a bead of sweat roll down your face as she analyzes you. You can't tell if she's buying it or not.
"Very well..." Her smile widens, and you can see a malicious glint in her eye. "You don't like nice? I'll give you nice..."
Ha! It worked!
Fluttershy approaches you, the malicious grin still on her face.
For some reason, you have a great urge to cower in a corner.

"Aarghhh!" you scream as you flee from the cottage.
"Come back!" Fluttershy calls after you. "You haven't finished your soup!"
"Get away from me you crazy pony!" You don't look back as you run at a breakneck pace, wanting to get away from her cottage as quickly as possible. Memories flash through your head, but in your panic you have trouble sifting through the jumble. There's thoughts of soup, fluffy mammals, and - a shiver runs up your spine- diapers. You'll never look at nice Fluttershy the same way ever again.

> Right, let's never talk about what happened in there with anyone, capisce?