Third question: Sunset, tell me what you think of this song. Does it apply to you in any way?
"Hello everybody, it's that time again! Welcome back to..."
"Sunny!"
"Moony!"
"Twily!"
"Q&A!"
"Wow, it's so good to be back!"
"Yeah, no kidding. It feels like we haven't done one in forever!"
"That's rich coming from you, miss 'it takes a novel to explain my backstory'."
"It's not my fault I'm a way deeper character than the two of you put together."
"Girls, stop wasting the word count on petty arguments and let's get to the questions!"
Whiteeyes asks #askthemaresketeers My favorite pokemon is zubat...I find them adorable. Now my favorite to battle with is Pangoro, but that's just me.
"Those damn Zubats..."
"They're everywhere."
"Sucking fun ouf exploration, along with blood of my pokemon."
"Not to mention supersonic. !@#$ supersonic!"
"It never works when I try it."
"Wasting precious money on repels that don't even work 100% of the time, what a ripoff..."
"Okay, enough tangents! I think they're kinda cute."
1. Moondancer, can you give us a list of w be ry species you've had, ah, "fun times" with? I'm really curious what is on that list.
"Oh brother... okay, let's get this over with, girls. Do your worst, my body is ready."
"That's our line!"
"Do what? You're the slutty one... no offense."
"None taken. I mean go on and complain about my promiscuity, smack me for being so lewd, gag and do your usual drama queen routines whenever I talk about something inapropriate. You know, the usual gig."
Pause.
"Does that actually... you know... bother you?"
"...w-well, I got used to it by now, but..."
"Oh."
Pause.
"H-how about we just go for a coffee break while you answer it by yourself?"
Moondancers ears perked. "Really? You'll do that for me?"
"Sure, what are friends for. No hugs, though."
"Awesome! Well then, to start with, all three pony tribes are a given, and I mentioned thestrals some time ago..."
"Isn't it too early for another coffee break?"
"Read the mood, Sparkle, she needs to answer it and I'd like to NOT hear it for once!"
"...donkeys and mules..."
"I know and I agree, but does it have to be coffee? We just had one this morning and I don't think it's healthy."
"It's a figure of speech. We don't need to drink anything with caffeine."
"...gryphons, a minotaur couple, yikes, lemme tell ya, legends of their stamina ain't jokes, I couldn't sit for a week!"
"Then tea it is. Unless you want something else."
"Depends. Do we have any soda left?"
"...zebra twins were a doozy, and so was the buffallo diplomat..."
"Not unless you count that sugar-free grape soda Moonie bought a six pack once."
"Ugh, I'd rather have water, thank you very much."
"...ooh, just remembered the party at the llama district. Things they could do with their tongues!"
"Mineral or tap?"
"On second thought, tea sounds fine. What do we have?"
"On the more regretful side, no more diamond dogs, not for this filly!"
"Earl grey, some herbal teas, green, white, some fruit flavored ones... I don't remeber all of them."
"Just pick whichever sounds like it won't poison me."
"A few yaks from when I visited Yakyakistan, a few horses in Saddle Arabia..."
"So, kumqwat white tea? I like that one."
"Sure. Two spoons of sugar and it actually tastes pretty good."
"No alicorns, in case anypony wonders. But I did score a changeling once! At least I think I did."
"We're out of sugar."
"Bummer. Then just plain green will have to do."
"I mean, he invited me to a dinner, but only ordered a white chocolate mocha, saying he'll be fine with paying. And after we're done, he said something about him and his buddies won't have to eat for another few months. I wasn't sure what he meant at the time, but seriously..."
"Just plain one? Not the mint green or strawberry green? They're sweet enough without sugar."
"They taste like a chem lab. And I get enough of that smell during chemistry class, thank you very much."
"...aaaaaand that's all I can think of."
"Wait, you're done already?"
"You want more?"
"N-no, of course not! I just thought... you, uhm..."
"Cut me some slack, I'm just one pony."
"Well then... Moonie, you want some tea?"
"Yeah, kumqwat white... do we have sugar?"
"I'm afraid not."
"Then I'll stick with the soda."
2. For all three of you, what is your biggest fear, and why?
"I don't know... darkness, I guess?"
"Not quesadillas?"
"I-I'm not afraid of quessadillas! I just don't like when cheese spills off on my coat, it's hot, slimy and it takes forever to get it off!"
"I know the feeling. But let me tell you what Twily truly fears: Magical Kindergarten!"
"That place was a hell and I don't ever want to go back!"
"Okay then, I'll go next. My biggest fears are... STD's! Oh, don't give me those stares! Can you imagine what it would be like, if your passion led to hurting yourself and your friends? I use all the protections money can buy and then some, but you still wonder, what if? What if..."
"Have you ever tried to just, I dunno, mate a bit less?"
"Never!"
"Figures. Either way, my biggest fear is, to put it simple, being deported back home."
"I've been wondering, what's so bad about Winter Gardens that you don't want to go back there?"
"It's not that it's a bad place. Sure, a lot of ponies hate me there (but they do here too), it's kinda cold and food is terrible, but... actually, cold temperature and terrible food is enough to not want to go there."
"Also, you don't have two best roommates waiting there for you <3."
"I didn't say that."
"Oh come on, everybody knows you're a big softie when it comes to us. Can't you drop the tsundere act for once?"
"Only if you stop fornicating with random ponies for a day."
"I sometimes go an entire day having fun with just the ponies I know."
"And I sometimes go an entire day being nice to other ponies. Sadly, it's not your day, you dirty slut."
"She's just too shy to admit that she loves us."
3. If you had twent four hours to live and then would drop dead, no way to prevent it, what would you do with your last day?
"...I vote we skip the boring questions. Anypony who agrees with me say 'aye'."
"Aye."
"Aye."
4. From my friend, Kahvi, who doesn't have an account: You are all magically made orphans, all your parents are now dead. However you have the means to magically resurrect one, and only one, parent from the lot. However, you must all agree on who to tevive. Whose Mom/Dad are you bringing back? (I apologize for this, but I said she could ask one question and I don't go back on promises.)
"I vote this to be declared a boring question as well."
"Aye."
5. Okay, that was depressing. Here is a happier one, favorite ice cream flavor? Oh, and here are some coupons to this local frozen yogurt place that just opened up, sorry about such a downer of a question my friend had.
"I'll take melon!"
"Plain vanilla."
"Pfft, look at the guy, thinking we can be bought with just Ice-cream. Well, one of us can be, but that's not the point."
"We didn't even answer those questions."
"They were boring. And Chocolate Mint."
zap-and-golden-apple #askthemaresketeers My question is for all three, of the nightmare incident moon, ¿Who do you think suffered more? the younger sister who in his time of greatest weakness and blinded by anger, was imprisoned for a thousand years, and then reach a different world.
or sister who suffered for a thousand years the pain she caused to her sister, and probably the only lasting company, since it was she who saw all his acquaintances perish by time, without a shoulder she can cry in.
"Also..."
D48 asks #askmaresketeers (because I don't feel like being a troll this time)
To all of you: Have you ever thought about how lonely Celestia is? She spent a thousand years alone and everypony always puts her up on a pedestal so she does not really get to have any friends.
"I don't think you're giving Princess Celestia enough credit. She's a lot stronger than she looks. Which is saying a lot."
"We've had this conversation with her once. And while yes, she missed Luna a lot and she didn't have anyone to share her burden of immortality (aside from Philomena, I guess), so one might think that she was growing very lonely, but that wasn't true. Not entirely at least."
"I feel like a lot of people forget that she's not exactly in the same league as us ponies or you humans. She's been alive for so long, that she adapted to the idea of outliving everypony she knew and doesn't look at the world the same way we do."
"And she was never really lonely. She has the Bluebloods (though their relationships are a bit rocky lately), the students of the school and, hey, even Moonbutt Prime is back!"
"So yeah, while her life is complicated and on a bit different level than we can imagine, she's doing just fine... or so she claims."
"I can't be the only one who wants to give her a hug right now, right?"
apologizes for the drafting.
"No need to apologize, I love drafting! That's the only good way to play CCG's!"
"You only say that because I always defeat you in constructed play."
"Only because you get better luck with boosters and somehow your idiot's brothers age old set is still viable in competetive play."
"We've been over this. You can afford singles at the hobby store if you wanted to. Rares aren't that expensive, especially for a rich filly like you."
"Buy singles? BUY SINGLES? And defeats the whole purpose of opening booster packs? Pfft, as if. That's why drafting is so pure and honest, the game starts everypony at the same place and puts a lot more emphasis on skill into building and operating a non-optimized decks! It's an ultimate trial of knowledge and skill!"
"You two are the biggest nerds I've seen in my entire life."
"You play the game with us!"
"And you've been on last five draft tournaments with us, too!"
"Didn't she win one of them?"
"My point stands."
To Pinkie Pie: Why didn't you speak up when the girls were talking about you? We all know that technically not being part of the Q&A is no reason for you to not show up, and it would have been a great way to make new friends.
"Again, who is Pinkie Pie and why does everyone keep on bringing her up?"
"She lives in Ponyville. Shiny frequents the bakery she works at. He said she's really energetic, to the point of being in two different places at the same time, given enough cupcakes. I'm not sure what that means."
MeadowRosePony asks #askmaresketeers
Hey Moonie, have you ever met Velvet Step? I think you too would get along great!
P.S. She's from Crystal Wishes's stories.
"Nope, not yet at least. Maybe one of those days we could... get to know each other a bit closer."
"Why are you always assuming you'll get to do something dirty?"
"Why else would anyone ask me, of all ponies, a question like that?"
"Good point."
Sunny Rose #askthemareskateers
What if I told you there was a pegasus who used to live in Canterlot who has just as much of a sex drive as Moondancer?
"I would say it's not true, because: a) I would've heard about him or her eventually; and b) I refuse to believe anypony in the world has as much sexy in them and doesn't make everypony everywhere know that. It's just not fair."
"Yeah, what she says."
Gearhead Gears #askthemareskateers First question is for Twilight: How did Shiny deal with Discord? Did Candence do it for him?
"Who did a who with who and a what?"
Second question: Moondancer, if you could go to bed with one princess, who would it be?
"That's an easy choice."
"Oh boy..."
"I think we should leave the room for five minutes or so."
"Princess Koriand'r, better known as Starfire."
Pause. Heads slightly tilted.
"Super hot, cheerful, fun loving and quite a crafty lover. I'm sure we could get along well, inside and outside the bed."
"Oh... okay. Sure, why not."
"And if I could, I would prefer the pre-New 52 version. The current one is a bit too meh for my taste. And as much as I love the animated one, that one's a bit too PG for my rating, if you catch my drift."
"Well, that's a good choice, I guess. Let's get to the next question."
"But really, you were expecting me to choose from Equestrian Princesses?"
"Nopony claimed anything!"
"That's what you get for poorly asked questions."
Third question: Sunset, tell me what you think of this song. Does it apply to you in any way?
"Well, it's a very old song, so it has rooms for improvements. If anyone would make a new version, though..."
One more thing. Twi, I heard that some new fashion designer moved to Canterlot. Her name is Rarity Belle. Are you guys gonna go visit her some time?
"Umm, that's nice, but why would I visit a fashion designer?"
"Yeah, that mare has a fashion sense of a dead fish, why would she seek out one? Oh, don't look at me like that, I'm telling the truth."
"Huh, I don't remember a designer of that name appearing in Canterlot. And I know my fashion designers."
A_Guy forget the hashtag, but we feel generous, so he asks anyway:
"And he expects to get answers, huh? Well ain't he cheeky."
"Since when do we care when someone even uses those hashtags, anyway?"
"Moonie's right. At this point even I don't really care about them anymore."
"But really, those questions aren't really something we could even answer honestly."
1) If you would have any weapon from the Ratchet and Clank series, what would it be and why?
2) What do you think of the Sly Cooper series and who is your favourite character
"I mean, did anypony here even played Ratched and Clank games? Or Sly Cooper?"
"Well, not really, but..."
"Do you really think it's fair to our audience if we just google our answers?"
"No, it wouldn't be."
"The foxy lady looks kinda hot, but yeah, I get what you mean. But at least the next question is viable for answer, right?"
3) Favourite moment of your lives in gereral?
"Hmm, that's a hard one. We can't really give an answer to that without prepara--"
"Arriving in Canterlot."
"--tion... huh, that was fast."
"Yup. Being free from my parent's reign, leaving behind a place full of misery, smoke and hostility in favor of the capital of our kingdom to be taught magic by our immortal ruler- how is THAT not the best moment in my life? Especially considering the things I had to go through later."
"You sure you want to talk about it?"
"Meh. The main plot will cover it."
"That's what she said. Mine is similar, more or less- the time when I rebelled against my mother and left home for my birthday. You guys know the rest, we covered it a while ago."
"So, that only begs one question- which of Shining Armor's moments was Sparkle's favourite."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Don't act surprised. By now we all know that all your life revolves around your Gary Stu of a brother, that is, if it's not about books or our friendship. Out with it."
"I was going to say it was the day I hatched Spike."
"Ugh, how could I forget about the Fire Hazard... oh right, I know how: easily."
Emperor #askmareskateers
Moondancer, is your name a literal one and you dance to the moon? All night long, in some cases? With stallions and mares both?
"Heh, it's almost as if you actually read this story. Yes, I've been known to dance once in a while. With a lot of mares and stallions. And then some."
"You're preverted, we get it! Two hundred thousand words later, not to mention cameo's and guest appearances in other stories, made that tiny fact perfectly clear!"
"Oh Sunny, Sunny... of all the flavors in the world, why do you always choose salty?"
"I can be bitter and sour at times as well."
"Then I'll treasure all those rare sweet moments."
"Should I leave the room for twenty minutes, or...?"
"Nah, we're pretty much done. One more innuendo and she'll smack me."
"Ah, so she is capable of adapting! And here I thought you can't teach her new tricks."
"That's what she said." SMACK! "Oww, walked into that one!"
dj-pon3fan asks #askmaresketeers First off, HI MOONDANCER! You meet me at that party last year and gave me some advice on how to step out of my rivals shadow. (Here is my picture if you dont remember me. http://anthrorenamon.deviantart.com/art/myPony-513245466 ) I was the only pony with red eyes there. Thanks for it, it helped me greatly.
"Always glad to help <wink>."
To Sunset Shimmer. Before she says anything, no I haven't slept with Moondancer.
"I wasn't going to say anything."
"You were totally going to say something."
"...you can't prove nothin'!"
I am just wondering if you would be interested in being a model for my new Dub-step album cover. You would look awesome surrounded by fire looking angry with a pheonix in the background.
"A pheonix, you say? Hmm..."
"Aaaaand he struck her weak point, for massive damage!"
"Dj-pon3fan used 'Pandering'. It's super effective!"
"Shush, you two!"
To Twilight. Would you be my Waifu? I'm serious. You are pretty cute.
"Umm, this came out of nowhere, but yeah, sure. Go ahead."
Pause.
"Umm, Twily, you sure about that?"
"Yes. Why?"
"You do realize what you just did?"
"Umm, I think I do?"
"Do you even know what waifu means?"
"It's a term used for 2D characters that you love a lot and treat with utmost respect, despite them, you know, not being real."
"Ah, so you DO know."
"I've been on internet forums."
"And you're okay with that?"
"Sure. Why wouldn't I?"
"Because... because... how do I explain it in virginese?"
"What Sunny was (barely) trying to say, is... why you of all ponies? Aren't you supposed to be more, you know..."
"Virginy?"
"I would've used a different word."
Twilight sighed and rolled her eyes. Twice. "First of all, I wish you'd stop with that virgin comments- they were never funny to begin with and they're getting really old."
"I think they're hilarious."
"And to answer your original question, no, I'm not bothered by being someponies, or humans, waifu for the exact reasons I stated at the beginning. It's all 2D and not real, all they do is project their love into the image of someone, or somepony, they admire and wish they were with them. I don't know about you, but to me it sounds like the greatest compliment. And honestly, most people just do whatever they want with us, imaginary 2D cartoon and fanfiction characters, without any consent. This person at least had enough courtesy to ask and who am I to deny him his imagination?"
Pause.
"...rrrrright."
"You're still a virgin."
DINGDINGDING!
"Well, would you look at the time! We're way past our usual word count."
"Do we have anything else to add to the conversation?"
"After that last one, I don't think we need to say anything else."
"Oh please, as if anyone will remember we even had this conversation."
"Some of them will remember."
"That is a problem for the next time. Assuming none of the questions we get next time will be scandal-free."
"Knowing our audience? I highly doubt it."
"Oh well... Bye, bye!"