//------------------------------// // Fluttershy's Hair. [Grimdark] // Story: Randosity: The movie // by Rynn //------------------------------// Ponies: Fluttershy and rarity Plot: they need a loan from a mob boss to pay for fluttershy's pink hair dye addiction Plot twist: Spike is the mob boss Moral: never swim in a river. "Now darling, you just have to stop this madness." Rarity walked alongside Fluttershy, but today was different then usual. Fluttershy's mane was tinged with blue at the very base, and despite having no money, she had pleaded with Rarity to help her once more."If I've told you once, I've told you 100 times... blue is... well it's in. You should be proud of your hair color, instead of hiding it." Fluttershy blushed, and she whispered back to Rarity; "Oh, I know... but I really like pink. I've been doing it since I was a filly." Rarity just rolled her eyes... they had finally reached her boutique, and she used her magic to levitate a bottle of the dye to Fluttershy's bag, "Oh well... just try it sometimes darling, alright? That will cost 20 bits." Rarity gave out a laugh, but it was cut short by a concerned glance from Fluttershy. "Um... 20 bits?" "Oh, why yes, the pegasi have had a dreadful time getting the pink out of rainbows recently, so the price has been skyrocketing... is there a problem?" Rarity looked around the boutique, but Fluttershy was nowhere to be found. Nor was the bottle of hair dye. She let out a huff, and reminded herself to ask Fluttershy for the money once he saw her again. Fluttershy was nervous, she was on her way to the stream in the everfree forest, where she had Derpimina Hooves set up a meeting with a mob boss, whom she was going to borrow 100 bits from, so she could purchase even more of her Hair Dye... She often wondered how her life would have turned out if she hadn't chosen such an expensive dye... but that wasn't important right now, she was nearing the clearing, and the mob boss was in sight... "It's great to see you, now what do you nee- Fluttershy?" "...Um... Spike?" This wasn't what Fluttershy had expected at all, the tiny dragon had 6 armed pony's with him, and he had a bowler hat and trenchcoat... this was obviously the real deal. He looked at her with his beady eyes for a long time, and the silence hung in the air thick enough to cut. After a brief pause, Spike casually said; "Well you found me, congradu-fucking-lations. How much do you need, and tell Twilight and you'll both be in this river." "Oh... um... 100..." "How long do you need it?" "Um... 2 weeks?" "Too long, a week" "I... I can't do that" "Really? Then get the fuck out of my sight" Fluttershy had never felt more intimidated, she said; "...Sorry" almost inaudibly. Spike motioned to the ponies, and one of them grabbed her, "Do you like rivers?", spike casually sauntered on with his thoughts "....No" Spike turned around and slapped her. "Well I do... but I don't like people swimming in mine... do you know why?" Fluttershy started to cry, the ponies were holding her rather tightly and it hurt. "...No... why..." "Because, Fluttershy. When you have injuries... like you will," Spike motioned to one of the guards, whom grabbed her front legs, and twisted them, causing a audible snap, "Swimming in rivers can be dangerous... of course... when you waste my time... and blow my cover... I like it when you swim in rivers." Fluttershy sobbed uncontrollably, Spike gave the thought time to settle, and then motioned for them to throw her into the river... It would flow past ponyville, and her body would take about 2 days to get there, washed of any evidence. A perfect crime; "Well if you live, remember what I just taught you... Don't swim in rivers... got that sweet thing?" Fluttershy was never heard from again.