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// The Blood Bank [Dark] 
// Story: Randosity: The movie 
// by Rynn 
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Ponies : Rainbow Dash and Lyra
Plot : Standard Bank Heist plot 
Twist : Turns out it was a blood bank
Moral : "Never look a gift horse in the mouth"

The moon was but a sliver above Ponyville on this night, but you couldn't tell from just looking for it, for the pegasi's weather had forcast a deep fog for tonight, and so light and sound did not travel all too well. Only the chirps of crickets disturbed the blanket of silence that had fallen over the country town. The lights in all the houses were off, and even Twilight had retired to her cot. The town seemed to stand still, as if frozen in time. All except for one corner of the town, where if you listened careful, you might have heard a door opening. Perhaps some whispering too.

"Rainbow Dash... I don't think this is a good idea," Lyra said, nervously following Rainbowdash through the bank.

"Oh will you calm down, Lyra? We're not going to get caught... we just walked in they were begging to be robbed."

Lyra frowned, Rainbowdash was confident like usual, but she wasn't confident about this at all. When she had offered to help with anything on Rainbowdash's birthday, she hadn't been expecting Dash to ask her to rob a bank. She contemplated how she got here, but she just couldn't imagine how. She offered to watch the door while Dash got together the bags. Before long they were running out of the bank with their bags in hoof.

They run through Ponyville, on the way back to Rainbowdash's house. Before long they arrived, and after carrying Lyra up to the house, Dash greedily ripped one of the bags open, her eyes glinting with excitement. Lyra smiled and tried to get into the spirit of things, but she felt so weird watching Rainbowdash plunge a straw into the middle of the bag, and then sip some blood out of it, moaning in delight. Before long she looked up and thanked Lyra.

"Thank you so much! Best, Gift, Ever!"

Lyra stared at her nervously. "Um... no problem Rainbowdash..." She had to get out of here.

Rainbowdash stopped drinking from the bloodbag for a second, she stared at Lyra, a inquisitive look in her eyes. "Btw... Lyra... there is something in your teeth"

Lyra whad already taken a flying leap back towards town by the time Rainbowdash said this, and she was already running with a limp back towards the town when she shouted back, "It's not polite to stare a giftmare in the mouth! Bye!"

Rainbowdash watched her run away, giggling to herself before returning to the bloodbag. It was a good lesson she guessed... she should put it in a letter.