The Ponies, The Heart, and The Guardian Poltergeist...

by TheDisplacerOfEquestrias


... Guess I'm giving up again...

I shook the group out of their stupor and I said "Activate the Elements. I'll hold the chaotic bastard off with Mystery."

I then laughed and I flew up to the fight, hitting Discord in the gut, catching him off guard...

He growled and said "Who or WHAT are you two freaks?"

"My name is Lewis Pepper, Human-Turned-Poltergeist." I said, my hands igniting with pink fire...

"And I'm Mystery, a Kitsune disguised as a Dog." Mystery said, his voice deeper and wiser, full of power and authority, before he showed his 7 tails and his fangs, as his eyes flashed red...

"AND WE ARE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!" We both said in sync, before me and Mystery charged at Discord, knocking him down to his throne and causing the throne to shatter into pieces...

I then created a bunch of fireballs and sent them hurling towards Discord, before making them all explode when they hit Discord, sending him into the air again...

He growled at this and counter attacked us with more explosive glasses of chocolate milk, hitting us, but, they hardly did ANY damage...

I smiled at this, as did Mystery, before we attacked him back, knocking him down, sending him back up, knocking down, sending back up, and so on and so forth...

However, we then noticed that the group below were getting ready to use the Elements on Discord, before we then knocked Discord down where his throne was, as he then got up, but, before he could, the jewels/gems on the Elements began to glow, as projections of them flew by Discord, making him scared...

We grinned and I said to Discord "See you in Hell, Discord."

Soon enough, a giant rainbow came from the Elements and struck Discord, as we saw his body turning to stone from the feet up, as he became more and more fearful when he found himself unable to more the more his body turned to stone...

Finally, every inch of his body was turned to stone, before the rainbow split down the middle and began to cover the town, forming a large dome...

We smiled, before the entire area flashed, slowly dimming down, as the area was now back to normal, with residents peeking their heads out of their homes, being careful of Discord, if he avoided it...

The group then floated back down, as we float back down to see them...

"Well... that was fun." I say, as Mystery goes back to his dog form...

"FUN!? How was that fun!?" Rainbow asked, angry...

"Miss Dash, it was fun for HIM and I. We've been trapped in a heart locket for a couple days. We only got out because the three ponies Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo managed to free us because, when they were crying and quivering, Lewis got mad and blew up in pink fire, cracking our prison. Anything is fun for us if it doesn't involve our prison." Mystery explained, making Rainbow think about this for a moment...

"... Point taken." She said, before Pinkie came over and, before she began asking us a million questions, I stopped her...

"I don't know my birthday, they don't have birthdays yet, yes, my last name is Pepper, I know I'm a "ghostie", and I can't eat because I'm a Poltergeist." I answered, making her jaw drop...

"Uh-huh-wha-how-?" She began to say, trying to find the words, while Rainbow laughed at this, landing on her back as she laughed herself to tears...

"I had a feeling you were going to ask me a bunch of questions about myself and parties, thanks to the mark on your flank being of three balloons." I reply...

"Huh... well, I'll be darned. I've never seen Pinkie act like that... then again, she has been weirder." Applejack said...

Suddenly, I was tackled to the ground by Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and they had a lot of strength together...

"MR. GHOST! YOU'RE ALRIGHT!" They all said, as I pat their heads to calm them down...

"Of course I'm alright! That "Discord" was nothin'." I said, as the Dead Beats and Arthur ran towards us and hugged us, as well, in the same fashion as the three did...

... but they got Mystery instead, making him unconsciously go Kitsune, burying them in his fur, making them pop their heads out...

When that was all done, they soon noticed Arthur's robotic/mechanical arm, before Twilight came over and asked "Amazing... how does it work!?"

When she asked that, sparkles (HAH!) appeared in her eyes as she looked at Arthur's hand and arm, fascinated...

Meanwhile, Arthur was watching this, as I immediately knew what he was thinking...

'Oh... my... God. SHE IS SO ADORABLE!', as he soon blushed at this...

"Umm... Twilight, Arthur? Where to now?" I asked, raising an eyebrow...

Soon enough, they snapped out of it, as Arthur and Twilight blushed in embarrassment, making us all laugh...

"Now, if I may ask, what are your names?" I asked, before the white one, Rarity, I presume, walked up...

"My name is Rarity, darling, Element of Generosity." She said, before she added "... And I LOVE your outfit, dearie! Mysterious, wonderfully complex, yet simple, and the colors fit together so well!", as she had a sparkle in her eyes, making the others roll their eyes...

Then, Rainbow Dash flew up and said "My name is Rainbow Dash, Element of Loyalty and the Fastest Flyer in Equestria!"...

Next, Applejack, "Howdy, name's Applejack, Element of Honesty and Apple Farmer of Sweet Apple Acres, nice to meet ya."

Twilight, "Hello. My name is Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic, owner of Golden Oaks Library, and Princess Celestia's Student."

Pinkie- HOLY SHIT! "HELLOMYNAMEISPINKIEPIEELEMENTOFLAUGHTERANDBAKEROFSUGARCUBECORNERNICETOMEETYOUMISTERGHOST!", which made me fall over in surprise and a bit of fear...

Um... anyway... finally, Fluttershy, "Oh, um... H-hello... m-my name is-s... Um...F-Fluttershy...", which I was able to hear clearly...

However, I then noticed the scaly creature and motioned for him to introduce himself, before he smiled and said "Oh, my name is Spike, Spike the Dragon. I'm Twilight’s little dragon brother and her #1 assistant at the Golden Oaks Library. Nice to meet you, Lewis.", before he held his hand out...

I smiled on the inside and shook his hand...

"Nice to meet you all. My name is Lewis Pepper, Human-turned-Poltergeist. The human with the mechanical/robotic arm is Arthur. The Kitsune disguised as a dog is Mystery. And the purple ghosts are the Dead Beats." I say, introducing me and my friends...

"Nice to meet you all./Hello, dears./HIYA!/Howdy!/Hello./Nice to meet ya!/Oh, um... h-hi." Was heard from the group, before I smiled, only to notice a chariot with Pegasi in front of it, guiding it down...

I then pointed to the chariot, as Twilight looked at it and saw it, before she gasped and said "IT'S THE PRINCESSES!"

She then dashed at a speed that made Rainbow green with envy, before we headed over with her...