Twilight looked at her mentor, uncertain. "Um, Princess Celestia, you may want to slow down. You've ingested enough Alcohol that would kill twenty mortals.."
"Twilight, I'm not even tipsy yet." Celestia replied, before chugging more beer. The princess of the night looked at her sister, grinning like a fool, drunken silly.
"Chryssi, c'mere!" The Mare of the Night said, pulling the bug mare in for a sloppy kiss on the cheek. Lipstick was smeared on it, as the Royal Guards, drunk, began cat-calling at the two mares. "I LIKE BIG PLOTS AND I CANNOT LIE! OTHER MARES TRY TO DENY! BUT WHEN A MARE WALKS UP WITH A BIG BIG PLOT-" Luna screeched, before Chrysalis stuffed a cupcake in her mouth.
"Sweetie, shut up." Chrysalis said, stuffing the Mare of the Night up with cupcakes to get her to stop her drunken singing.
Twilight face-hoofed. Her friends had already passed out, even poor Fluttershy. She thinks on how it even got to this point.
Twilight sighed, relaxing at the Spa with the girls. "You know, darling, this is so lovely, I do wish we did this more often." Rarity pointed out.
"Yeah, it's super duper fun!" Pinkie Pie said, grinning. The others gave their input, Rainbow Dash didn't seem to favor it. "I wish they had cupcakes! If they had cupcakes this could be a cupcake spa!" She grinned again. "Also, YJF, I am not a cupcake obsessed pony. I do have other parts of my personality. You had best show that in later chapters." Pinkie Pie said, a glare on her face as she briefly deflated.
Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie uncertainly, nervously laughing. She jumped when the door opened, as Spike ran in, panting and holding a scroll. "Twilight! Princess Celestia needs you!" Spike panted.
"Spike, what happened?" Twilight asked quickly, worried.
"Okay, so I was taking a nap-er um I mean I was dusting like you told me to! Then Princess Celestia sent me a message to get you to go to Canterlot, to bring the others and the Elements of Harmony."
"Spike, what did she say?" Twilight said softly.
Spike coughed, before opening the scroll. "Twilight, my faithful student," Spike said in his best Celestia voice. "you must come to Canterlot as soon as you can. It is of grave importance you bring the Elements of Harmony as well as your friends."
"Well, girls, we best be going!" Twilight said. Rarity pouted.
"But my hooficure!" Rarity whined.
Twilight sighed. "Now, Rarity." Rarity began mumbling.
As the girls were on their way to to Canterlot, Celestia was getting a headache. "So, you found Chrysalis, you got mad at me for mentioning Nightmare Moon, and so you two have decided to team-up?" She asked, her eye twitching.
"Yup." Luna said, chipper.
Celestia face-hoofed. "Luna..you could've asked me to not...ugh!" The Solar Matriarch used her magic to grab some wine, before chugging it.
"Have some wine, my little ponies!" Celestia offered.