Stargate SG-1: The Elegant and Most Powerful Goddess Trixie!

by VaporingRat


Four

I woke up the next day feeling refreshed. After looking around the room, I collected anything that was mine and went down for breakfast. The delicious smell of cooked food wafted in from the kitchen made me even hungrier, so I took a seat and ordered a portion of hash browns, grilled tomatoes and toast. As I ate the food, it reminded me of my mother's cooking. I miss my parents...

But that feeling went away as i finished my breakfast and bid the innkeeper goodbye. I left Trottingham after gathering up some supplies, and set off out towards Las Pegasus once more. After a while, I stopped for lunch and a rest, and to my utter disbelief, discovered that my wagon had been graffitied at the rear! It was the result of foals messing around, and a good scrubbing would clean it right off, but I kept it there, mainly of what they have written.

The Great and Powerful Trixie.

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Jackson and Carter poured through as many books as they could to find any information, but all the books were filled with either stories of Trixie performing impossible feats with her Godly powers, how elegant and powerful she was, and the list of laws she had formed to help everyone live in a fair society. But there was nothing about her arrival or of the planet's past, and there was nothing about a Goa'uld ruling over the planet.

"This is pointless," Jackson sighed as he tossed another book onto a pile before opening another.

"We should've found something about the planet's past by now," Carter said as she plucked a book from a shelf, glanced at the title, then put it back.

"I wonder if Jack and Teal'c are having any luck..." Jackson pondered as he closed the book he was reading and tossed it onto the pile.

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"And here we have the throne room, where the Elegant and Most Powerful Goddess Trixie holds the daily court to answer the issues of the city and its people. And we're walking!" the tour guide said as she led a small group through the pyramid, with O'Neill and Teal'c hanging back.

"You ever get that weird sense of deja vu whenever she says that?" O'Neill asked Teal'c as they followed the tour group.

"I do not, O'Neill," was the reply from the stone-faced Jaffa.

"Huh, guess its just me..." O'Neill muttered as they walked past a display case containing some kind of purple object. Not long afterwards, the two members of SG-1 came across a hidden door, that someone had foolishly exposed by putting a sign saying 'private' on it. O'Neill rolled his eyes as Teal'c found the switch and opened the door.

Making sure no one was watching them, they snuck through and closed it again. They had emerged in a circular chamber, with a familiar pattern in the middle o the room.

"Sweet, rings. Let's see where they go," O'Neill said as they searched for a switch. Eventually, they found one, and after a brief moment as they tried to guess the combination of the Goa'uld control panel, they had managed to activate them and were transported up high above the sky.

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The Elegant and Most Powerful Goddess Ttrixie pretended to listen to the citizen in front of her complain about the new guests. She was starting to regret to allow them to stay in the city, let alone the planet, but she couldn't let them go. She knew that the portal that they obviously came through only led to Equestria, and if they returned and told Princess Celestia...

"Thank you my kind subject, but The Elegant and Most Powerful Goddess Trixie has an appointment to keep, but I will continue to listen to your problems another time," Trixie said, and the citizen nodded in response, happy that he had the chance to speak to his Goddess.

Trixie rose from her throne and disappeared into a doorway that led to her private chambers at the top of the pyramid. As she entered the room, she closed the door behind her and went over to her bed. It was large, and apparently, it belonged to the previous ruler of this planet. She sighed as memories of her life in Equestria resurfaced. Just thinking about those four and where they'd come from brought up memories of her family, which she would never see again.

But Trixie would never go back. She will win the challenge, and Trixie+plansxcheating=victory...

Or so she thought.

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Hi guys. New chapter.

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What am I doing? I'm popping bubble wrap.

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It's great fun, and it's also good for relieving stress.

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Time for thanks. Thanks to ralfil for pointing me in the direction of a Word substitute. Hopefully the spelling errors and mistakes are less than usual. Thanks to CaptRicoSakara for being awesome and already knowing too much about what's to come. And thanks-

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-To everyone that has liked this story so much that they feel like watching me. That sounds creepier than it should be.

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Also, I gave myself the go-ahead to write a HiE fic, probably starring me, so any opinions/ideas/suggestions are greatly accepted and framed on my mantlepiece.

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Also, I have read Stargate: Equeatria, so stop bugging me about it. Geez... In the meantime, have some bubble wrap to pop.

... Dangit, I ran out of pops...