//------------------------------// // Spectral Lasers Of Friendship? // Story: Warframe:Gun And Blade (Under Rewrite) // by DracoBrony //------------------------------// After some time I got bored so I thought I'd strike the next chance I got, which as it turns out wasn't long as just as I thought that the strange horned and winged pony looked away as if she was lost in thought and I say she since she sighed right after that in a higher pitch then any male I know. Anyways I drew my dual nikanas from their place on my back and decided to make this a bit more fun. "Hey Ordis turn on the suits inside music player would you?" I asked the A.I. as I got into position. His reply however... "Please specify song from the four hundred thousand available" I nearly fell over laughing even though this wasn't the first time he had ever said this since I have asked him to do this before. "Alright then how about... track 40103?" He didn't respond for a few seconds then with a beep he informed me that the track was selected I told him to put on repeat and cut him off soon the music was playing in my ears and I couldn't have been happier. Track 40103 Ah nothing like the classics! Taking my nikanas I jumped out from behind the corner and let out a thundering war cry before I charged at her. Her mind barely registered that I was there until I had already given her several cuts across her chest, I landed on the other side of her as she roared in pain. "WHO DARES ATTACK THE MIGHTY NIGHTMARE MOON!" She screamed at me in a blind rage until she saw what she was facing. "Hmmmm well you are certainly a strong one why do you appose one who could give you anything?" She questioned as I rolled my eyes at her for trying this stupid overused tactic that never works. She walked up close to me before whispering in my ear "You know I might even let you have the honor of being my mate if you only join me." She smirked like she had me... only to be completely stunned when I gave her a hearty push sending her backwards about twenty feet. She was even more surprised when I shot forward garbed her by the throat and held her up of the ground. "Listen here you stuck up pony bitch, I protect the innocent and slay the corrupt. I would die in the most painful of ways before I ever join someone like you!" With a roar I sent her flying and chasing into the wall beside us with enough force to make an indent in the stone of her form. But it was my time to be caught off guard as her horn began to glow and she teleported behind me, before I even had time to react I felt a searing pain in my chest. Looking down I saw a pulsing blade of energy, similar to my own exalted blade, sticking out of my chest. Before everything went dark I thought I heard the ponies from before enter the castle... As I regained consciousness and opened my eyes I noticed I was in the shadows off to the side but other than that I saw that the six ponies from before were... floating? Yes they were floating in mid air as some kind of jewelry giving off a nearly blinding glow as my energy sensors were going off the fucking charts. The lavender one was spouting something about something called the Elements Of Harmony, which I assumed were the jewelry. My sensors when absolute ape shit after a few seconds when the lavender one's eyes started to glow pure white, for some reason I felt like I should know their names and that I had seen this before but I couldn't remember were from. Anyway the six ponies then began to... shoot a rainbow energy beam at the pony I was fighting before. Nightmare moon, if I remember correctly she called herself that, just sort of stood there screaming. When the rainbow beam hit her there was a big flash of light, that thankfully my helmet filtered out. When the other ponies seemed to be recovering I decided to make myself known and stepped out of the shadows. The lavender one was the first to spot me and told the others to get back which they did but before I could say anything I started to read another presence entering the room. Whipping out one of the two Vastos I had cloaked on my hip and pointed it at the window. When I saw it was another alicorn I tensed but only for a second as the other ponies, particularly the lavender one, seemed extremely relieved to see her. Putting the Vasto back on my hip and taking another look around I saw yet another alicorn this one in the place Nightmare moon was but with shards of the former's armor catered around the latter. The white alicorn when over to the new one and helped her up before talking to her like a loved one or family member long lost, something that I hadn't had the pleasure of for some time now. My thoughts were interrupted when the white alicorn spoke, her voice had a motherly quality to it that put even at ease. "Excuse me but I think I should introduce myself, I am Princess Celestia leader of Equestria and just who or what are you creature? How did you get here?" She asked calmly though her body language said that she was quite scared. "I am what is known as a Tenno madam, protector of the innocent and guardian to the solar system I call home." I stated giving the quick and well lets call it the "clean" version. "As for why I am here well I don't actually know myself last thing I can remember before coming here was having my ship's void stabilizer rupturing and sending me into well I guess this reality. Speaking of my ship let me get it real quick." I said with anticipation as I couldn't wait to see their faces. I turned on my communicator and signed Ordis to land in the area outside the old decrepit castle. I motioned for them to follow me as I made my way outside, I sited my red and black ship racing towards us over the tree line. When it landed I heard gasps of shock and surprise from the ponies behind me, telling Ordis to open up the ramp so that I could show them around I turned around and told them to follow me inside. I had only just turned back around to head inside when I was tackled to the ground by a gold colored blur. "Hehehe Yeah its me Thunder and I brought some friends with me for you to play with too." I chuckled as I slowly stood up and patted his head, Thunder made a mad dash inside, his tail waging like hell all the way. Looking back at the ponies I saw pretty much the faces I expected namely confusion, fear and curiosity. "What? Oh him he's my pet Kubrow, see their genetically modified animals with DNA from all sorts of creatures from my solar system the most prevalent of which were dog DNA for loyalty, tiger DNA for aggression and a bit of cat DNA for night vision." I stated like it was one of the most normal things in the world which, for me anyways, it was. "Anyways come on in and I'll show you around. Oh one more thing. Don't. Touch. Anything. Got it?" Making our way up the ramp we came to a small chamber with a DNA locked door leading to the rest of the ship. I entered the code for the door which registered me put started to beep when the scanner sensed the others in the room. Putting in the override code I stepped back and watched as the door slid up to reveal a small hallway like space in the middle of which was a small medical area in case of any medical emergency. Going past the station and coming to a door I pressed another code in to which the door then opened revealing. a small ramp up to the main area of the ship. Going up the ramp I stopped remembering that I didn't know any of their names nor did they know my own. "I'm sorry were are my manners you don't even know my name, I am Excalibur. Now if you don't mind may I have the pleasure of knowing the names of the seven lovely mares I have the honor of having in my home, excluding you of course Princess Celestia." I inquired as the white diva spoke about what a gentleman I was or something, I may be a trained killer but that doesn't mean I didn't know how to act chivalrous in front of a lady. "My name is Twilight Sparkle and its a pleasure to meat you Excalibur" The lavender one spoke with a slight curtsy. "I'm Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in all of Equestria!" The rainbow mane one half shouted with foolish pride and arrogance in her voice. The ivory white unicorn was the one who spoke next. "I am Rarity and I must say you have quite charming manners." She said with one of those "high society" kind of voices. The pink one practically jumped in my face next. "HiyaI'mPinkiePiedoyoulikepartiescuaseIlikepartieshaveyoueverbeentoapartybeforemister?" The pink one shouted at such speed that made an auction speaker feel slow. The orange one went next. "Howdy ma names Applejack! Nice ta meet ya!." She said in an accent that for some reason made me think of apples for whatever reason. The light yellow one was next speaking in voice that made even a fly sound loud. "Umm I'm Fluttershy." Luckily my hearing had been enhanced quite a bit over the years so I heard her just fine. The last mare, the other alicorn, however had decided not to speak so Celestia decided to speak for her. "This is my long lost sister, Princess Luna." She stated which then made a lot of sense since she had a moon tattoo on her ass and Celestia had a sun one on hers. But when I listed all of their names again in my head something clicked and I remembered why I felt deja vu earlier. Many years ago me and... Valkyr were looking in some of the old archives because it had been quite the slow week, when she talked me into watching this old animated show from many many years ago that she had gotten in to, it was called and I quote, 'My Little Pony Friendship is magic' (Yeah go figure that the crazed killing machine was into the 'magic of friendship') which when it was completed had a staggering twenty seasons of which I really only watch six because well alerts started to pick up after that week and I just kinda forgot about it after that. I then knew why this all seemed familiar to me, all of this was what happens in the season one two parter. Only thing that could make this anymore awkward would be if he was here and found out that I actually watched the show jeez he'd never let me live it down. Anyways after that mind fuck of a revaluation I shook my head to clear my thoughts and headed up to the cockpit and walked over to the codex interface and started to make a new entry for this planet. "Hey ladies what do you call your planet? I'm keeping a record of what I know of this place." I asked the mares that I now knew as some of my most loved characters, Celestia was the one to respond. "We call our planet Equis, its been that way for as long as I can remember though to who first called the planet such I am not sure." Tia, as I'm going to call her from now on, explained. Anyways I was about to say something in return but then Ordis spoke up. "Operator! You should have informed me you were bringing BZZZT filthy creatures aboard so that I could BZZZT clean up the place." He spoke once again going into one of his, as he called it, fragmented relapses. It had something to do with the mind he was based on being rather... violent. Before any of my guests could missunderstand what was going on I spoke up. "That is Ordis my ships Artificial Intelagence sorry about what he said see the mind he was bassed on was rather violent and rude so he slips back into that state of mind every now and again. Anyways how about I fly you girls back to town what do you say?" I questiond, trying to be chivalrous. Tia then stepped forward and cleared her throat before speaking. "We would be honnored Excalibur now shall we be off?" She accepted, not wanting to trek back through the Everfree with her power so drained from using the escape into sun spell only a few hours ago. Then with that we set off towards the town I spotted on my way through the planet's atmosphere...