I Just Walk Away

by madhat886


Chapter 11

Inside the RV both Twilight and Kasumi return and inform Trixie and Sunset of what happen with Naruto. Kasumi was still having a hard time believing how easy it was to fool the ninjas just wearing a hat and glasses. Which both Sunset and Trixie weren't surprise at all, having watch and read plenty of fiction of the type that Naruto is. And one thing they learn is that common sense is thrown out the window and nothing makes sense in how people do things. Which is lucky as they wouldn't have gotten this far if the ninjas were using common sense, and that Naruto wouldn't need help if they did either.

"So Naruto knows the truth now. What do we do from here?" Sunset said who is still in her super form which she gotten to like being a giant.

"Fire tons of my fireworks around the village?" Trixie ask.

"No. We're not at that point yet," Twilight said.

"But what about the fox inside of him? Do any of you have a spell to get it out of him?" Kasumi ask.

"That's the hard part. It's not magic but chakra which is different. I tried sensing it but couldn't, and it seems the ninjas can't sense magic either," Twilight said. (1)

"That explains so much," Trixie said.

"I never heard of a spell like that. And using a spell on him when we have no understanding of magic might kill him," Sunset said.

"So the fox has to stay in him," Kasumi said.

"Well there is someone we know who can handle it," Twilight said.

"Who do we know who can pull an energy being out of someone without killing them?" Sunset ask.

"Sure we met some magic users but none of them have that kind of power," Trixie said.

"Not magic but with sciences," Twilight said.

"Who? Doc Brown?" Kasumi ask.

"No we haven't gone to a 'Back To The Future' world yet," Sunset said.

"Who is it that you're talking about?" Trixie ask.

"The sociopathic yet brilliant scientist Rick Sanchez," Twilight said.

"WHAT!" both Sunset and Trixie shouted.

"That asshole?" Sunset said.

"I thought we all agreed to never go back to him for help," Trixie growled.

"He's the only one that we know who can simply invent something, as long as we pay him of course," Twilight said.

"Who is Rick?" Kasumi ask.

"Think of Doc Brown with no morals and is a raging alcoholic. He's from a cartoon world that is real life base in the worse way. As if you freeze someone they're just frozen in ice, harmless freezing. But in his world if you freeze someone and they fall over, they break like glass. He already invented inter-dimensional travel and seen more worlds then we have and learn so much from what he saw and stole. He's more then smart enough to figure out a way to free Naruto from the fox, as long as we pay him," Twilight explains.

"Pay him?" Kasumi ask.

"We have a deal with him. We ask him for something and he'll make it for us for a price. Think of him as the merchant you buy things from in games as the stuff he makes shouldn't work but it does," Sunset said.

"But we can't stand him. He's so... he just never never considers the full consequences of his actions. The things he makes when we ask how it works. All he does is say we're too dumb to ever understand," Trixie said. (2)

"But then again he does have what we need. And if not we can always go to that place where all those counterparts of his hang out," Twilight said.

"Fine," Sunset said as she walks over to the computer and type in some keys on the keyboard, bringing up the video phone app that they gotten from Rick which can connect to other worlds.

Kasumi watch this wondering what this Rick is like. Then she saw a man who looks to be in his 60's with white spiky hair appear on the screen. And he was drinking a beer and then stop giving off a burp.

"Oh it's you girls? So what problem you three are facing that you're useless magic can't handle?" Rick ask.

"Our magic isn't useless!" Trixie snaps at him.

"Sure miss show pony. If that's the reason then why are you calling me?" Rick said while making jaw snapping with his hand.

"We need something to take out a energy being from a kid in a ninja world. I collected data...," Twilight began but was stop as Rick held up his hand.

"Let me guess. You're in a world of ninjas that's you know as fictional where you came from called Naruto or something dumb like that," Rick said as he walks off screen.

"How do you know that?" Twilight ask.

"Remember the Council of Ricks?" Rick ask off screen.

"One of them came from a Naruto setting right?" Sunset ask.

"Yup he did and he went and took away all chakra from that world and is now running a big company there making things that everyone needs. Boy, I sure wish my world was a magic or something like that. Those Ricks always have some much fun taking away the powers to show everyone the power of sciences beats their dumb magic or what not. Of course some of them just combine it making them techno magic something. The Rick I'm talking about is Naruto's grandfather and when he learn what happen, boy was he pissed off. He went and took all chakra from his world and now selling weapons and tech to the Lords for big money," Rick said as he brought out was looks like a vacuum cleaner.

"What happen to the Leaf Village?" Kasumi ask.

"Oh you girls have a new party member. What a minute you're the ninja chick in that game that my grandson jacks off to," Rick said bluntly.

"Rick!" Twilight said gross out like the other girls.

"What? Can't handle that men jack off? News flash that's what happens. Like you girls never do that," Rick said causing the girls to blush.

"What happen to the village?" Kasumi ask again wanting to talk about something besides self pleasure.

"He went and shrunk the entire village and is using them to power his car battery. They work themselves to power up his battery and if they stop he just kill all of them," Rick said. "He also gave out blue prints at the Rick Council for any Rick to use if they ever have to deal with chakra. And lucky for all of you, I happen to have this vacuum that is able to suck that fox right out of him. For a price that is, but of course I'm willingly to make it half if you girls go and give me the fox after you're done."

"Why?" Twilight ask.

"Do you even want to know?" Rick ask.

"No," Sunset said. "How much?"

"10,000 gold coins," Rick said.

"WHAT?" Twilight shouted out.

"I am taking off half if you give me the fox. Besides have any of the stuff, I sold you are bad?" Rick ask.

"No," the girls admitted.

"I'm many things but doing a bad job on something, I sell isn't one of them," Rick said.

"But still 10,000 gold coins?" Trixie ask.

"Adam smith hates your guts," Rick stated.

"It will safely suck the fox out of Naruto right?" Kasumi ask.

"Yes it will. I used it a few times. It works on any kind of energy being. But, I will also expect half of that with some gems from that world with that gay elf," Rick said.

"Alright," Twilight said as she walks over to their truck of holding and pulled out rolls of coins till she had 5,000 coins. Then she started pulling out rupees.

"You girls been to many game world?" Kasumi ask seeing all those coins.

"Yup been to plenty of worlds where gold coins are just about everywhere," Trixie said.

"And there is no hero discount," Sunset said.

"Well unlike you girls, I have bills to pay. The stuff, I need to make my inventions aren't cheap," Rick said.

"Here," Twilight said placing the money on a platform.

"What's that?" Kasumi ask.

"It's a teleporter that sends me money and for me to give them what they pay for. Something, I hook up after, I was paid to rebuild their RV with the technology they pick up in other worlds," Rick said.

"And it cost us an arm and a leg," Trixie said.

"Well you got what you paid for," Rick said taking the money and sending them the vacuum.

"Alright," Trixie said grabbing the vacuum.

"Also the power-up pills will be ready soon," Rick said.

"Power-up pills?" Kasumi ask.

"It beats eating a flower or mushroom," Sunset said.

"Yup and once I'm done working on it, I'm going to make alot of money," Rick said.

"We did gave you the samples so you shouldn't be making us pay you that much," Trixie glared at him.

"I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about how the mushroom makes you bigger. I have already figured out how to make it so it just grows certain body parts and not just make you into a giant like bacon hair," Rick said.

"HEY!" Sunset growled.

"You're making pills that make penises bigger," Twilight deadpanned looking at him.

"Yup as well as with women who want bigger breasts or butts or both," Rick said.

"Well thanks for your help. We'll call you again when we have the fox," Twilight said shutting off the vid.

"Is he always like that?" Kasumi ask.

"Nope. We caught him on a good day," Trixie said.

"Now what?" Sunset ask.

A video screen pop up showing the outside of the RV. Two ninjas are outside knocking on the door.

"What is it?" Sunset ask bringing down the shield to allow them to hear what's happening outside and people from outside to hear.

"The Hokage wishes to speak with Kasumi," one of the ninjas said.

"Alright, I'm coming," Kasumi said.

"What's the plan?" Sunset ask putting up the shield again. She and the others all stared at Twilight.

"I'm going to need some time to think about that," Twilight said.