Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... pshhh~~.
We should really change the title of this show, on account of you, Mr. Hopeless Romantic Flop.
Mr. Hopeless Romantic Flop~~~... he's a boy~~~!
You're one cool dragon; you've got none of the style but all of the quarks. But you still rock it like you've got it.
Sax man's got nothing on you~~~!
It's a wonder how you're still single. We know it's not by choice; at least not your choice.
Shot down like a duck to a dog~~~~!
Again and again you're shot down and shut down. But just like the 80's, you refuse to stay down.
Can you dig it my brotha'~~~~!?
You could always go for someone your own size, speed, or species. But no, you've got your eyes set on that sweet, sweet marshmallow.
Just wanna sink my teeth into that~~~!
So take a load off and kick back with a frothy one, my lizard friend. Because it's a long way to puberty.
Mr. Hopeless romatic Flop~~~! You'll get 'er!
Now it's time for a brief lesson of Dos and Don'ts with Rainbow Dash.
"DO move at super sonic speeds in the sky! DON'T move at super sonic speeds in the house."
This has been a brief lesson of Dos and Don'ts with Rainbow Dash.