Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... cool~~.
Today, we put up a nice cold one up for you, Ms. Anxious Animal Lover.
Ms. Anxious Animal Lover~~~! Dang!
Look at you: nice hair, winning smile, warm presence, you're the whole package. It's too bad that package includes the personality of dry leaves in a bowl of rice.
EPS didn't sign off on this~~~!
It's not your fault that you're only characteristics are either cranked down to unnoticeable or blown out to eleven; you're far too cute to be blamed for anything.
It's elite to look so sweet~~~!
Don't like what I'm saying? That's alright, you have an army of friends to cuddle up to and tell your woes to. After that, you can go talk to Twilight and your pony friends to act like everything's alright.
Animals are the next best things to pillows~~~!
If that doesn't work out, you can always turn to the horde of boys with pitchforks that have the primal instinct to come to your aide as if you were a spineless cat.
They're kicking down the door as we speak~~~!
So take a load off and indulge yourself with a nice drink, you adorable thing. Celestia knows that's the only way those boys will seem sane to you.
Ms. Anxious Animal Lover~~~! Ya-Wha?
It's time for a word from Twilight Sparkle.
"Self-Examination: The act of looking within at one's own behavior and beliefs. Example: if you are overly jubilant for something or somepony that probably doesn't deserve it, you may want to 'self-examine'."
This has been a word from Twilight Sparkle.