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// The Noodle Incident [ By TDR ] 
// Story: Tales in Stone 
// by TDR 
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Stories in Stone.
Tales in stone
By TDR






 Report on ' The Noodle Incident'.







[ New Canterlot, [Redacted] ANMM, 5 years after the War of the Gods]




On [Redacted] of [Redacted], the event known here after known as ' The Noodle Incident' took place.

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Thus concludes the full report.
Signed [ Redacted ]


Royal Council Amediums

Amendium note 1
“Wow. I haven't seen this much red since Jer got a hold of that last stallion who got too grabby with Orange.” 
Statement made by  Redric Pelt. Chief adviser of Equestrian Rulers

Amendium note  2
“What the crap is the point of having a sealed document on the incident , if the document doesn't have anything in it?”
Statement made by Jer'rahd Kaisur Chief Military adviser and consort of Princess Luna

Amendium note 3
“Given the nature of the document and how easily it would be for a repeat of the incident, it's better to bury it all in red tape.”
Statement made by Princess Luna, Co-ruler of Equestria

Amendium note 4
“I don't like the idea of hiding information.”
Statement made by Twilight Sparkle. Chef adviser and consort of Princess Celestia

Amendium note 5 
“Does any one else have anything to say before we close this thing for good?
Statement made by Rhederic Pelt. Chief adviser of Equestrian Rulers

Amendium note 6 
“ I do. My sister and her colt friend are freaks. Still Jerri and Artimas would be cute names.”
Statement made by Princess Celestia, Co-ruler of Equestria.

Amendium note  7 
“Oh please, don't tell me that if you and Twilight's genders were reversed you wouldn't try it at least once while you had the chance.”
Statement made by Princess Luna , Co-ruler of Equestria.

Amendium note 8
“ Sure maybe if I hadn't been enlarged  to nearly a story tall and Princess Celestia hadn't been shrunk to the size of a toy. But that doesn't excuse the pair of you running off to the bedroom the moment the idea to try it out came to you. It was a crisis!”
Statement made by Twilight Sparkle. Chef adviser and consort of Princess Celestia.

Amendium note 9
“ A toy? Kinky.”
Statement made by Rhederic Pelt. Chief adviser of Equestrian Rulers

Amendium note 10
“Don't even go there Pelt. You know what happened to my friends and even Discord because of this. I spent two hours trying to calm down the God of Chaos because Pinkie Pie was turned into a Chinchilla!”
Statement made by Twilight Sparkle. Chef adviser and consort of Princess Celestia.

Amendium note 11
" Pffft  jealous. Besides you had it all under control."
Statement made by Princess Luna , Co-ruler of Equestria.

Amendium note 12
"How was every pony running around in a panic considered ' under control sister?"
Statement made by Princess Celestia, Co-ruler of Equestria.

Amendium note 13
“For the love of the stars! What part of 'this is a sealed and secretive document do you ponies not understand. Why not just amend the whole damn story about the gargantuan monster made of spaghetti noodles and the fact we nearly lost all of Equss to.......... Sparkle..... why is your pen writing by itself...?”
Statement made by Jer'rahd Kaisur Chief Military adviser and consort of Princess Luna

Amendium note 14

“It's a new spell I developed for my research, with Spike no longer my assistant I needed a way to record everything...... oh..... right.... I'll turn it off.”

Statement made by Twilight Sparkle. Chef adviser and consort of Princess Celestia.

[ Badly hoof written Amendium 15]

“New rule, no automatic recording devices are to be used when dealing with any documents involving a sealed class or in discussion of anything  above a 2 PDR [ Potential Disaster Rating.]

Statement written by Jer'rahd Kaisur Chief Military adviser and consort of Princess Luna.