I slowly awoke to my dark, comfy room. Any noise, please make yourself known now.
Waiting...
...Waiting...
FUCK YES! I did a mental jig before getting out of bed and stretching. As I sleepily walked to the kitchen to make myself some breakfast, I mentally called up a checklist of events that should be happening either today or in the next few days.
Let's see, we've got Dragonshy, then Look Before You Sleep and then Bridle Gossip. Yawning, I poured myself a bowl of Coco Pops and filled it with milk. Eating, my thoughts wandered back to what might happen in the next few days.
The show wasn't really too clear on how much time passed during each episode. I mean, it could've been days, weeks, months, or any measure of time. So far it seems that they've all been one after another, but surely it wouldn't be like that in reality?
When my spoon scraped the bottom of my bowl, fingers were instantly snapped and coffee and the daily newspaper replaced it. I read through the newspaper as I sipped my coffee slowly, making sure I got as much out of it as I could.
For some reason nothing interesting ever appears in the Ponyville Daily. Actually, thinking back, none of the newspapers ever had anything intersting in them at all. Canterlot's was all about which noble had earned the most that day/week. The papers from big cities like Manehattan and Las Pegasus was sort of interesting, but a lot of it was filled with ads for businesses. And nothing interesting ever happened in the cities anyway.
Feeling a bit bored, I waved my hand over the page I opened up to and was greeted to a sight of Celestia eating cake for breakfast.
Again.
"Oi, Celly," Celestia stopped and quickly looked around, "Down here!" Celestia finally looked down and stared straight at me with wide eyes.
"...You won't tell Luna, will you?" She finally asked.
"No," I said, Celestia giving a sigh of relief, "I'll do something else." Celestia stopped and stared back down at me. "Oh come on! I still remember what you did when I slept at the castle a couple of nights ago!" She had the decency to at least blush.
"I guess I can't do anything to stop you, can I?" Celly asked.
"Nnnope." I said with my best Big Mac voice.
Celestia sighed, "Then see you later." She said. Her muzzle moved back to the cake, but just before she could take a bite out of it, I heard the doors slam open.
"TIA! WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT EATING CAKE FOR BREAKFAST?!?!" Luna's voice rang out.
"Oooh shit, you in trouble!" I jested in my child voice before cutting off the connection. I sipped at my coffee until all of the rejuvenating liquid was gone. I stood up from the table and walked over to the bathroom, intent on shaving.
You know when you're doing something private and someone just walks in on you, and you scream at them to get out? That just happened to me.
I was halfway through shaving when the mirror I was using morphed into a picture of both Celestia and Luna in their combined study.
"Wah!" I cried out in surprise, dragging the razor across my face on an angle and cutting the skin. I dropped the razor on the vanity and covered the cut with one hand. "Motherfucker!" Yeah, that wasn't the only curse word to leave my mouth.
When I was done, the two sisters were blushing from my oh so colourful language.
"What do you need?" I asked, healing up the wound and getting rid of any blood around me. It also served the purpose of snapping them out of whatever daze they were in.
"We're sorry to barge in like this," Celestia began.
"But news of a dragon sleeping has reached our ears." Luna finished. I sighed heavily. Aren't there any breaks between episodes?!
"Alright, what do you want me to do about it?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"We want you to go with the Elements of Harmony to get the dragon to move so Equestria isn't covered in smoke for 100 years." Celestia explained.
"Alright. So, if we encounter any other problems or the dragon just straight up doesn't leave no matter what, can I take matters into my own hands?"
Both of them gave sighs of resignation, "We thought you would ask that, so we both discussed it and yes, you can if things get too out of hoof." Luna said.
"Yes!" I cheered, fist pumping, "I'll let them know what's up." I assured my two fiances.
"Good, we'll see you later, Andrew." Celestia said as her horn started to glow.
"Oh, and one last thing." I said, breaking Celly's focus.
"Yes?" They both stared at me. I beckoned them forward and they did so.
"DON'T INTERRUPT MY SHAVING AGAIN!"
When I finally finished my grooming, I left my house and walked over to the library. As I walked through town, ponies were waving to me with smiles on their faces, which I happily returned.
Always nice to know that you're trusted in this town. It will get you everywhere. The library eventually came into view, and I stopped in front of the door before knocking.
*Tap, tap, tap.*
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"Twilight?"
*Tap, tap, tap.*
"Twilight?"
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"TWILIGHT!"
The door quickly opened and a purple pony entered my vision.
"What is it, Andrew?" Twilight asked me, annoyance clear in her voice.
"I've got a message for you. From the Princesses." I told her.
Her eyes widened. "WHAT?!" She pulled me inside with her magic and sat me down on a cushion before sitting down in front of me. Twilight stared at me, still wide eyed, and teleported Spike next to us from upstairs.
He was still asleep.
I stared at him for a while before finally saying something. "You know, I envy his ability to sleep through anything."
"Don't look at Spike, look at me! Tell me what Princess Celestia said!" Twilight all but shrieked at me. (Not really, but it was still pretty loud. Once again, surprised Spike slept through that.)
"Hm? Oh yeah. Said something about taking you and your friends to get a dragon to move so he wouldn't cover the land in smoke for 1000 years." I said nonchalantly.
There was a pause before Twilight finally responded.
"The Princess wants me to WHAT?!" That's one way to lose your hearing.
"Yeah... Not too hard." I said with a shrug. "Oh yeah, and there are two Princesses now, Twilight." I said with a tiny itty bitty menacing tone.
She almost pissed herself.
When Twilight recovered, and regained colour to her face, she let out a sigh of resignation. "If the Princesses believe I can do it, then I will." Twilight started walking to the door before she registered something else I had said earlier. "Oh, and Andrew? They're your friends too, y'know."
I chuckled slightly at that. "Sorry Twilight, but I work differently to you ponies. Even 1000 years ago I had a different mindset to the ponies, and, if anything, that gap has only increased over the years." Twilight now gave me her full attention.
"What do you mean? And what about what you said to Fluttershy when Gilda came to town?"
"She's too adorable to not be friends with, and 1000 years ago, it wasn't that uncommon to find ponies who would have no friends or only a couple. Starswirl was an example of that. This was because-"
"You knew Starswirl the Bearded?!" Twilight interrupted.
"Yes, now don't interrupt me again. And I'm pretty sure I've already told you that." Twilight looked away and blushed slightly. "Thought so. Anyway, Starswirl didn't have many friends because he just didn't trust anyone. The Princesses, Clover the Clever and I were the only ones who he interacted with." I paused to gather my thoughts. But of course Twilight had to ask a question.
"Why was that?"
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You know, you'd think that someone as smart as Twilight would be able to figure this out.
"Think about it. The greatest wizard of his time, created x amount of spells-"
"261." Twilight cut in. I glowered at her, causing her to lower her head and fold her ears against her head.
"What did I say about interrupting me?" Twilight squeaked out a sorry, causing me to sigh. "The reason I said 'x amount' was because not all of his spells were documented." Twilight gaped up at me. "In fact, he would've made over 500 if memory serves correctly." I shook my head to clear it of those thoughts. "We're getting off track here. Anyway, ponies wanted to get their hands/hooves on his research and his spells, so if you ever wanted to become his friend, well, he would scan you with a mind spell to see what your intentions were and then you would have to spend years earning his trust."
"Even then," I continued, "He didn't tell us everything either. That old man always did have quite a few surprises up his sleeves. Especially since he always wore that robe of his." I looked down at Twilight. "Enough story telling for now." I clapped my hands and the rest of the Mane 6 appeared in front of us.
"Listen up!" I shouted, causing them all to look at me. Except Rainbow. I facepalmed and snapped my fingers, making a time bubble to hold the ball she was bouncing. It took her a bit to realise that she was no longer hitting an object with her head.
"Hey! What gives?!" She shouted.
"I don't give any fucks if that's what you're asking." I quipped, "But I have something to tell you all, so I had to get your attention somehow."
"But I was so close to beating the Equestrian Ball Bouncing record!" I stared at Rainbow before falling to the ground laughing. I mean, her face just screamed that she was completely serious about it! And the fucking name!
"It's not funny!" Rainbow shouted, about to get into my face. I paused and stared at her until she calmed back down.
I then continued laughing. I heard Twilight sigh in the background and Rarity whisper something to Fluttershy.
"I can't believe he is laughing that hard at something so trivial."
"Hey! I resent that statement!" I declared as I got back to my feet. Rarity was about to respond, but I waved her off. "Doesn't matter." I cleared my throat and addressed all the gathered ponies. "The Princesses have given you all a mission to carry out."
That got their attention. They all stood straighter and raised their heads slightly. Except Fluttershy, who did pretty much the exact opposite.
"There is a dragon sleeping in a nearby cave, and we need to go and move it."
"Why?" Rainbow asked.
"DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK, MAGGOT?!" I roared at the prismatic pony. She cowered away from me, as did everyone else. "Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, point is that the dragon will generate a shit tonne of smoke that will cover all of Equestria in smoke."
Rainbow raised her hoof, making me sigh. "Yes, Rainbow Dash?"
"Why is that a bad thing?" And my eye started twitching. HOW DID THESE PONIES SURVIVE IF THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT SIMPLE THINGS LIKE THIS? The answer came to me very quickly. Celly and I. The two of us gave them a pretty sheltered life. I blame her, though. Not me. I wonder what would happen if we were to disappear for a couple of days, go on vacation, eat some ice cream. Or ice cream flavoured cake. I shook my head to clear those thoughts.
"Let me put this as simple as I can. Smoke equals no sunlight. No sunlight equals no plants. No plants equals no food. No food equals no life for every living being."
"Couldn't you just conjure up some food for everypony?" Pinkie Pie was the one to ask that. Unfortunately it cause my eye to twitch faster.
"I could, but then what about other things like the land or the air we breathe in? They would get destroyed, killing everything." Pinkie raised her hoof to ask another question, but I cut her off. "No. No more questions." I ran a hand through my hair and sighed.
"Go get ready and be back here in an hour." Rainbow and Pinkie saluted while everyone else just nodded. When they were leaving, I noticed one stayed behind.
"Um, Andrew?" Fluttershy asked. "I don't think I-"
"I know about your fear of dragons, Fluttershy." I interrupted. She looked up at me with wide eyes.
"How?" She whispered.
"I won't tell you until the time is right." I responded. "But I won't tell anyone else until they find out for themselves or you tell them. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." Fluttershy smiled up at me.
"Thank you."
"No problem. Do you need to get anything?" I asked.
Fluttershy looked to the ceiling in thought. "Um, not that I can think of."
"Coolio. Just chill here until the others arrive." I said. Fluttershy nodded and went to look for some books to do with animals. I dunno, 'Feeding Animals for Dummies'? Something like that.
*SLAM*
I looked up to see Rainbow flying in the air, with rainbow war paint on her cheeks, and an outstretched leg, clearly what she used to open the door.
"Sssshhh!" I shushed her.
"What do you mean 'Ssshh?" She asked loudly.
"I mean it's a fucking library. Libraries are supposed to be quiet. Now shut up before I duct tape your mouth closed." Everything was silent for a bit, until Rainbow had to ruin it again.
"What's 'duct tape'?"
"This." I snapped my fingers and made a roll of duct tape appear in my hands.
"Oooh, shiny!" Pinke's voice came from right beside my ear. I flinched and looked to her.
"Can you not?"
"Sorry." Pinkie smiled sheepishly. Next to walk in was Applejack with her saddlebags, quickly followed by Rarity with her hat and saddlebags.
"Howdy!"
"Hello again."
"Good to see you again." I responded. "Now we're just waiting on Twilight."
"Not anymore!" Twilight announced as she walked down the stairs, saddlebags upon her back. "I just finished mapping out the route to the cave that the dragon's sleeping in, so we're all good to go!"
"Then let's go!" I announced before walking outside, the ponies following me in a line. When we were all outside, Twilight grabbed the map in her magic and opened it up.
"Okay, first we need to head-"
"Twilight, what about that?" I cut her off, pointing at the yellow bricked road that lead through town. You could see the yellow crawling up the mountain in the distance. Twilight's eye started twitching.
"When did that get there?"
"Just made it then. Now come along, wouldn't want to be tardy!" I called over my shoulder as I skipped down the road, humming a tune that has nothing to do with a yellow bricked road. None whatsoever. I heard Twilight facehoof before the clip clopping of hooves indicated she was following.
"How about some roadtrip songs?" I asked after a bit of walking.
"Sure!" Pinkie readily agreed.
I took a deep breath in before starting.
"1000 bottles of beer on the wall, 1000 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 999 bottles of beer on the wall!" And the troll of year award goes to me.
"746 bottles of beer on the wall, 746 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 745 bottles of beer on the wall!"
"Are you nearly done?"
"Nope! 745 bottles of beer on the wall, 745 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 744 bottles of beer on the wall!"
"591 bottles of beer on the wall, 591 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 590 bottles of beer on the wall!"
Everyone's getting pissed off, yes! Even Pinkie! Keep going!
"590 bottles of beer on the wall, 590 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 589 bottles of beer on the wall!"
"200-"
"SHUT THE BUCK UP!" Everyone shouted at me.
"Fine! Geez, I'll sing something else!" Music started playing out of nowhere as I prepared to sing.
"And so I cry sometimes when I'm laying in bed~"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pinkie screamed in a perfect Darth Vader voice.
When the song finally ended, my attention was brought to Twilight glaring at me while she had a piece of paper out.
"Can you be quiet for a second? This area is known for it's avalanches, and we don't want one to happen when we're this close to getting to the dragon." She said, staring at me. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted Fluttershy stuttering the word 'avalanche'. I quickly rushed over to her and started rubbing her back to calm her down.
"It'll be okay, you'll see." I said with a smile, one which Fluttershy happily returned.
When we were all set again, we continued walking, but I dragged Rainbow Dash so she wouldn't brush the leaves to make one fall on Flutters. Yes, I wrote 'Flutters', I'm a lazy bastard. Who cares. I simply don't want to have to write 'Fluttershy' every time. After we finally made our way out of the avalanche zone, more music started playing.
"HOW COULD YOU?!" Pinkie shrieked.
"Dog goes woof, cat goes meow~"
"Well that was fun!" I said as we all stood outside the cave the dragon was slumbering in.
Everyone was glaring at me.
"Fine, it was fun for me at least." I grumbled. Twilight let out a frustrated sigh. She seems to be sighing a lot lately.
"For those of us who care," She glared at me for that, "I'll go in with Fluttershy to see if we can talk to the dragon about leaving. If that doesn't work, Rainbow Dash, use your wings to clear the smoke."
"Got it!" Rainbow flew up into the smoke above us. Why is she going now?
"Rarity and Pinkie Pie, you'll create a diversion to distract the dragon if things get a little hairy in there." Twilight continued. Pinkie pulled out a rubber chicken and started waving it around like a fool.
Which is what she is.
And what she's meant to do. Huh, she's definitely got her moments.
"Applejack, are you ready with the apples in case he decides to attack?" The before mentioned cowpony threw two apples up and bucked them towards a conveniently placed tree, splattering their juices over the bark.
"Hold on, just, hold on." I spoke up. I snapped my fingers, teleporting Rainbow next to me. "I love the fact that you have got this all planned out, but firstly, where am I in all this? Just saying no offence. And secondly, this is a fully grown dragon that can substitute for a mansion from Canterlot, has scales as thick as 1 metre, and can breathe fire on all of us whilst generating more smoke, not a deer. Once again, just saying no offence."
Twilight stared at me like I had just told her the world was round. Actually, even though I dropped tonnes of hints, none of the ponies have actually been able to figure out the world is round. They didn't listen to me the numerous times I tried to tell them that, so I just gave up.
"Doesn't matter." Twilight brushed me off. "Because it shouldn't come to that." She looked at Fluttershy, who was trying to make herself seem as small as possible. "Fluttershy, you'll be coming in with me and help to convince the dragon to move." Flutters squeaked at this, which went unnoticed by everyone.
Twilight took a deep breath. "Let's do this." She started walking in as everyone else started chattering amongst themselves, not noticing the yellow pegasus burying her head in the ground like an ostrich. I sighed and sat down on a rock, waiting for the fun stuff.
It didn't take long for Twilight to come marching back out. "Come on, Fluttershy! This is no time to be fooling around!" She dragged her head back above ground and started trying to push her in, but Flutters dug her hooves into the ground, stopping any movement. Rainbow saw what was happening and joined in too.
"Every second longer that dragon sleeps," Rarity started pushing Rainbow, "is another," Applejack pushed against Rarity, "acre of Equestria that is covered in smoke!" Pinkie launched herself against Applejack, but Fluttershy still held strong.
Dayum, what kind of leg muscle does she have to stop that amount of force? "I-I-I..." Everyone looked at Fluttershy expectantly, "I can't go in the cave." Everyone groaned and fell back.
"Great, she's scared of caves now, too."
"I'm not scared of caves, I'm scared of dragons."
Applejack cantered up to Fluttershy. "What's that, Sugarcube?"
"I'm scared of dragons."
Now Twilight moved closer to Fluttershy. "What?"
"I'm scared of dragons." Fluttershy quickly said before squealing as the dragon let out another snore, shaking the ground. More smoke billowed out, but I quickly parted it around the girls.
"But Fluttershy, you have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals!" Twilight protested.
"Yes, because they're not dragons." Fluttershy retorted.
"Oh come on! We've seen you walk up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing!" Rainbow complained.
"Yes, because he wasn't a dragon." Flutters insisted.
"Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him." Pinkie added.
"Yes, because he's not a huge-gigantic-terrifying-enormous-teeth-gnashing-sharp-scale-having-horn-wearing-smoke-snoring-could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite-totally-all-grown-up-dragon." Fluttershy said.
"Impressive." I said before the dragon snored again, causing Fluttershy to start whimpering on the ground.
"But, if you're so afraid of dragons, why didn't you say anything before we came all the way up here?" Twilight asked.
"Now it's my turn to intervene." I said, getting off my rock. "Fluttershy here didn't say anything because of a trust problem, correct?" Fluttershy nodded. "Thought so. Think about it for a second. Would you tell a group of people you were afraid of something if you only knew most of them for a couple of days?"
"But she has Rainbow and I." Rarity countered, to which I smirked.
"But would she fell comfortable telling a person who would brush it off/get annoyed and someone who would most likely make a big deal out of one of your fears?" Rarity fell silent at that.
"Listen, Fluttershy." Applejack started. "All of us are scared of that dragon,"
"I'm not!" Rainbow declared.
"Yes you are, now shut up." I said with a glare.
"But we've got a job to do! Now get in there, and show us what you're made of!" Applejack finished.
Fluttershy looked around at everyone's faces. "I-I-I-I just... can't." With that, Fluttershy hung her head as she walked off somewhere.
"Oh Fluttershy..." Twilight sighed before turning to the cave. "I'm going in." She announced as she walked off.
"Don't die!" I called after her, watching as she shivered slightly.
A couple of minutes later and one Twilight came out with a buttload of smoke.
"Well that didn't work." I quipped.
"Well now what?" Applejack asked.
"A-hem hem hem! This calls for a little bit of... pony charm. Stand back and watch the professional work!" Rarity announced dramatically, which is her normal voice, before walking in.
"I was this close to getting my hooves on that diamond!" Rarity complained.
"You do mean getting rid of that dragon, don't you?" Twilight queried.
"Oh, yeah... Sure..." Rarity muttered half-heartedly. Our attention was then brought to Pinkie as she blew into a party blower thingy. Still don't know what they're called.
"Pinkie, what are you wearing? You look ridiculous!" Rarity said, walking over to the randomly dressed up party pony.
"I'm sure all he need's a good laugh!" Pinkie waddled inside.
"Hi!"
*POP*
"I don't think he liked it..." Pinkie trailed off as she walked outside.
"Alright, that's it! Rainbow shouted. "We've tried persuasion, charm... whatever it is Pinkie Pie does, I'm going in!"
"Rainbow, wait!" The girls cried out. I just sighed.
"Get. Out!" We heard Rainbow yell from inside. This was shortly followed by a roar and a wild Dashie turned into a bowling ball, crashing into the other girls, sans Flutters, and all of them tumbling at high speeds towards a larger rock.
Strike! The rock they collided with cracked, revealing Fluttershy, who looked at her friends are groaning in pain. I'll need to check for broken bones later. Flutters looked up to see the dragon stomping closer then back down at her friends, her eyes gaining a hardness to them that very few have ever shown.
"How dare you." She muttered.
"How dare you!" She shouted. Flutters flew up to the dragon and landed on its... snout? Imma go with snout.
"Listen here, mister! Just because you're bigger than them, it doesn't mean you get to push them around! You may have huge teeth and sharp claws, but that doesn't give you the right to push around my friends! You got that?!"
The dragon gulped. "But that rainbow one kicked me." Ranbow Dash nodded her head smugly. I made a boot appear and kick her in the back of the head, making her wince.
"And you're bigger than her, so you should know better!" Fluttershy countered.
"But-"
"No 'but's, mister! Now, what do you have to say for yourself?"
"I-I-I-" The dragon glanced down and seemed to focus on something. I followed his gaze, and saw a frozen Rarity trying to sneak past and get to his hoard.
"I'm going to stop you from taking my hoard!" He roared. Fluttershy went flying back and Rainbow quickly rose up to catch her. They both landed on the ground safely, so I made my move.
"Stand back." I glanced over my shoulder and replaced my current clothes with Mario's overalls and hat. I also gave myself facial hair to match it. "I got this."
I jumped towards the dragon, letting out a 'Wahoo!'. Quickly running behind him so he couldn't get a lock on me, I grabbed his tail and started spinning him around like you need to do to Bowser in Super Mario 64. When I gathered up enough momentum, I summoned a mine and threw the dragon into it.
Bulls-eye! The dragon flew back towards me and I jumped up into the air to grab the tail again. I did a frontflip, holding onto the tail and threw the dragon down onto another mine. When contact was made, the dragon went flying upwards before crashing down. I could see some scales missing and nearly every other one was scuffed or ruined in some other way. When he looked back up at me, I glared at him with the fury of a thousand suns.
"Leave." I pushed as much power as I could into the word without actually making it a Word of Power as I pointed away from Equestria. The dragon nodded rapidly as he shakily got to his legs and started flapping his wings, flying away slowly. When he was out of distance, I let out a satisfied nod and reverted back to my normal clothing.
"That was awesome!" Of course Rainbow would be the first to say that. Everyone else started to shower me with praise, but I held up a hand to stop it all.
"If anything, Fluttershy's the hero for today."
"Huh?" Everyone said, including said pony.
"Fluttershy stood up to her fear of dragons today and scolded one like a mother scolding a child. I think that's pretty impressive." Can't believe I actually had to say that, but oh well. Everyone turned to the shy pegasus and started congratulating her.
"Alright, alright. We can talk on our way back to Ponyville." I said, "Let's go! I wanna get some food!"
The walk back was pretty uneventful. I just snapped my fingers for my phone and a pair of headphones that would block them out and listened to music the whole time.
When we finally got back to the library, it was to see Rainbow's ball fall out of the time bubble as we opened the door.
"NOOOOO!" Rainbow dived for the ball, but it bounced on the floor just before she got to it. "WHYYYYYY?!" She cried to the ceiling as the rest of us walked in.
"Spike! Are you there?" Twilight called.
"What do you need?" Spike called back.
"Can you prepare something for all of us while I write a letter to Princess Celestia?"
"Sure!" No too long after that I heard the water running in the kitchen. When I looked back to Twilight, I saw her writing something on a scroll. What? You expect me to remember each individual thing written on these things? Pfft, do't be ridiculous. I'm not that good. Because Twilight talks out loud as she writes, I quickly tuned everything out, until I saw a yellow hoof poking my leg. I looked down to see Fluttershy looking at me with a smile.
"Thanks. For today." She said. I smiled back at her.
"No problem."
"Aaaand, done! Now to send it off when Spike's finished in there." Twilight said. She then looked at me. "Hey Andrew, are you going to stay long?" I tapped a finger to my chin as I thought.
"Nah. I'm gonna go home and have some down time. Hopefully there's a break between this and the next episode." I muttered the last bit so no one would hear. "But thanks for the offer." I went to leave, but Twilight said one more thing.
"Just remember, we consider you to be our friend. We're here for you." I nodded without turning and walked out the door to see a blue sky.
Welp, time to go try a new game. I snapped my fingers, causing a case to appear in my hands. Can't believe I haven't tried you yet. I though as I looked down at the cover that read 'Grand Theft Auto V'.