Ponies Ruin Everything
By TDR
Survivor
A series of clouds slowly parts revealing a purple highly ornate balloon with a lavender unicorn and a small dragon in it as it floats down towards the ground from a mountain with a castle on it in the back ground.
A voice over starts with a few notes of a song.
“My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...”
The speed and volume of the music cranks up. As a blue pegasus swirls across the screen with a rainbow tail behind it. As the purple unicorn hops out of the balloon to start walking around town while a number of other ponies go about their lives behind her and the little dragon who's struggling to keep up as the unicorn walks through town.
“(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me”
The screen pans from the unicorn to show five other ponies two earth ponies another white unicorn and a pair of pegasi.
The blue pegasus pops onto the screen by herself in a cloud scape glancing to the camera then taking off with a rainbow trail behind her.
“Big adventure”
The pink earth pony rears back blowing up a balloon so rapidly it fills the screen with yellow.
“Tons of fun”
The white unicorn flips her mane and stares at the camera.
“A beautiful heart”
The orange earth pony rears back to kick a tree knocking apples from it to the ground to be used as a transition.
“Faithful and strong”
The yellow pegasus offers an apple to a little white rabbit who devours it in an eye blink.
“Sharing kindness!”
The purple unicorn appears in a flash of light surrounded by the others in front of a large tree that was made into a house.
“It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete”
The dragon rears up suddenly burning a scroll with his breath that dances it through the air to a very royal looking throne room with a massive white pony with wings and a horn sits on a throne. The scroll opens to show a picture of the six ponies as the music fades out on the last lines.
“You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?”
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The scene shifts to a couch with a lime green unicorn mare sitting on it rather oddly.
“ Ugh. “ Grumbles Lyra flicking through the channel again with a faint sigh. “ Another stupid reality TV show.