Sugar is fast, one minute it's there, the next gone.
Woooooo! Sugar! What is better than my awesomeness alone, my awesomeness times sugar. You think I'm fast clean, wait till you see me on my rush. I get from A to B faster than anyone can say A B. It's amazing like my awesomeness, plus my radicalness times a little extra greatness for luck.
But yeah, there are drawbacks. I guess the down is a pain, I crashed into my front door because of it once. So it has it's problems, but nothings perfect. Except perhaps my awesome, amazing radicalness. Question is why do ponies like it so much.
Sugar is sweet for one, makes you hyper for two and is awesome for three. I can't be expected at my best without a dose of sugar from Pinkie, it's the best hype since cheering became a thing. I live it and so should every pony else.
Anypony that says otherwise is just a snob, oh sugar is bad for you, huh yeah right. They say everything is bad for and that's why they look like twigs, come on beef up a little. I have plenty of sugar in my diet and I'm probably the healthiest pony in Ponyville. Trust me when I say sugar's great, especially when you have a good dentist.