Hard Court Press

by Hillbe


Bean Bags

Bean Bags

The Awards Show was ... Well it was different things to different ponies and to one dragon it was a bust. A total put me into
the dog house and throw away the bone bust. How could a cheat like Suri win even when Uniques magic flames illuminated the truth?
The couch was going to be home away from home in the hear future but now was take care of the kids time, Pongon and draconys
didn't take care of themselves. A few little snacks, a bottle and a bath for all, The after party was for Rarity after all, No fun for this loser.

The room was comfortably dark, the little ones nestled in their nests each one personalized for every little dinker. A bean filled bag
soft as a cloud and enchanted so a sneeze wouldn't send napalm sticking to anything flammable or anypony near by.

Spike contemplated on the evenings past events. The whole family put up on the stage because he wasn't fast enough to prevent
his little dracony from drawing the eyes of equestrian fashion critics and Equestria at large to his uniquely strange but special family.
Like the Cloudsdale Anthem "They have really nice trees", He goofed not a big dangerous goof like when he raided Celestias private fridge.
But enough of a goof to hurt Raritys image in a competition that would be front page tabloid bomb shells in the fashion wars of tomorrow.

The now Spike wondered what future Spikes future was going to be when the stay puff marsh mellow mare came to destroy
all that crossed her fashionable career. His earlier self marveled at her beauty trembled at her every glance and swooned with her kisses.
Now with foals err dragons or foalgons? Well the assistance and rearing of family was one aspect and his help to all he knew was
another ace up his sleeve but without a shirt those cards laid out with the jokers.

"Spike my gentledrake what are you going to do to make things right for your fair lady?" His question puffed out under his breath.

"For one if your little ones are asleep you can get your tail out to the party?" Pinkie said in a whisper.

"For two quit being so hard on yerself ya did good fella" Apple Jack sang "Yer foals will be fine".

"For three is a hoof full and you can't be everywhere at once besides Sapphire can teleport" Twilight smirked.

A warn breath flowed across Spikes scales his spines stiffened as a scent of strawberries filled is nose white hooves slowly wrapped
around his shoulders and gently hugged him "You can make it right by joining your mare and friends at our party".

The now Spike was relieved, the now Spike was going to live, the now Spike had a question, "Does that mean I'm out of the dog house?"

"Wow Rarity!" Pinkie whispered loudly "what are these things?"

"What things?"

"The giant jelly donut things, the rooms full of them!"

"Those are our latest creation 'Cloud Cushions' Miss Pie the best in sleeping or lounging, if it catches on that is" Rarity sighed.

"Can we try one?" before Rarity could speak Pinkie pulled a strange colt to her side and snuggled on a free bean bag their tails and legs tangled up "Wooo comfy cozy!" Rarity was besides herself how could her friend bring a strange young stallion here and snuggle him
in front of the sleeping foals, like with so many others different colts on her long list of party guests that Rarity had seen her with!

Raritys eyes twitched her mane stood on end as she looked on at the two ponies who where not formally engaged engaging in a late
night snuggle reserved for couples long lasting "Pinkie?" Rarity fumed "Miss PIE!"

Spike sniffed the air "Ah Rares?" he whispered raising a claw "They're cool that's Pinkies special guy".

"But I've seen her with a phonebook worth of different colts how could this one be special?" steam wafted out of her ears.

"Rarity promise me you'll not over react to what I'm going to tell you?"

"Spikey dear why would I not react to my dear Pinkies choice of coltfriends or Celestia forbid her making foals in front of our foals?"

Twilight giggled at the exchange as well as the apple farmer.

"What's so humorous you two?"

"You don't know?"

"What?"

"Pinkie only has one coltfriend" both voices laughed at Raritys puzzled face her ears flopping down through her mane.

"Dude you better let her know" Spike whispered "Pinkie quit suckin his face and show her will ya?"

Rarity watched a green glowing flame engulf the colt his features melted into coltfriends of Pinkies past like a slideshow of fifty shades
of hay, one by one greeted her as any gentlecolt would "I find my Pinkie loves verity so to keep her happy I mold myself into her desires"
his mimicking stopped and a set of sapphire eyes shined as well as a set of fangs backed by a bright smile "Doomies the name"
the bug said "hope this doesn't change your thinking about our relationship I mean me and Pinkies not our as in our you and me..."

"Rares?" Spike cringed.

"How long?"

"Spike found out first then Twilight and Apple Jack, I was afraid they'd take him away" Pinkie cringed.

"How long?"

Spike twiddled his claws counting "Longer than we were married like the changling invasion" Spike shrugged "a long time".

"That long and you're not wed?" Rarity took the two in her magic and bundled them up in the bean bag and trotted out from the
room "I can appreciate the inner-species aspect and applaud the longevity of your relationship but please refrain from reproducing
in front of my foals and" she paused with a blush "my dear Spikey Wikey. He has more then enough ideas without you inspiring
us to add more to our little family".

And into the guest room they went sliding across the crystal floor bean bag and all.

"Wheeeeeeeeee"