Two Saiyans in Equestria

by SlayGuy295


The Saiyans New Plan! A New Threat In Ponyville!

The prince of Saiyans energy went off rapidly with pure rage. His dreams of immortality has been foiled by Nappa big mouth. Vegeta repeatedly shouted in anger, “D***IT!! D***IT!! D***IT!! D***IT!! D***IT!! D***IT ALLLLLLLL!!”

“This is amazing,” Nappa said with a positive energy. “I can't believe we're in my childhood fantasy world! And to top it all off, we’re ponies! This is fun!”

“FUN?!! FUN?!!” Vegeta marched to his dumb henchmen and grabbed his collar. “THANKS TO YOUR DUMB BLABBERING MOUTH WE ARE NOT IMMORTALS!! AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE WE ARE PONIES!!”

“Yeah, isn't it great-”

Vegeta smacked Nappa behind the head and pulled him to the ground. He shoved his face to the mud and ordered him, “EAT THE MUD NAPPA!! EAT IT BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURE!! EAT IT!!!”

Nappa did what his leader said and began eating the mud. He mumbled while he's chewing, “Well, it doesn't taste like those weird chocolate bars I always found in the forest.”

Then, he pushes his minion aside and resume expressed his rage. “THAT IS IT!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!! I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS STUPID WORLD!!”

Nappa quickly gotten back up and stopped him, “But Vegeta! I want to see the other ponies!”

“IT AIN’T HAPPENING NAPPA!! NOW GET OUR PODS AND GET THEM READY TO TAKE OFF!!”

“Alright,” lowered his head in sadness. Nappa looked both ways and reported back, “Ummm, Vegeta? Where are our pods?”

“What do you-” Vegeta notices it as well and yelled, “SON OF A B**CH!! That dragon didn't bring our pods!”

“To be fair,” Nappa added. “I didn't mention our stuffs to come with us. That's how those wish magicians get ya, Vegeta.”

“Well, that's just perfect! I guess we could just rule this planet for ourselves then.”

“YAY!!”

“Who knows? Maybe these ponies have dragon balls in their dimension. If they do, then this whole mission wouldn't be a total lost.”

“WE ARE GOING TO MEET PONIES!! WE ARE GOING TO MEET PONIES!!”

“Now, let's go found ourselves some dragon balls.” Vegeta turned his scouter on and already picked up a bunch of weak power levels nearby. “Huh, that's strange. My scouter already picked up these weak ponies, but no sign of any dragon balls.”

“Maybe these ponies have hidden them… with their magic!”

“Nappa, don't be ridiculous. These pony weirdos can't contain any magic.”

“I don't know, Vegeta. On My Little Space Pony, most of the ponies contain magic! It's a fact, Vegeta.”

“Alright, I'm totally ignoring you right now! Let's just go to the nearest population and demand them to hand over their dragon ball!”

“Got it, Vegeta. We're going to have fun!” Vegeta stared at Nappa angrily, until he corrected himself. “I mean taking their dragon ball. Taking their dragon ball is what I meant, right Vegeta.”

“Lets just go, Nappa.”

“Kay.”


Meanwhile, at Rarity's boutique, Twilight and the others were bonding over what they should do for the Ponyville festival. Each one of them were giving out some ideas for their float. While they were giving out their bright ideas, Spike’s recording them on his note sheet.

“I think we should build a float about Ponyville founder and how he’d discovered the town,” Twilight said.

Before the baby dragon can finish writing down his friend idea, Applejack intrude, “Nah, we already did that a couple of years ago.”

“Do you got any idea, Applejack?”

“How about we should do it about how the Apple Ranch was founded.”

“Darling,” Rarity cut in. “We already did that a bunch of times. How about we should do a fashion show instead of a float.”

“What does that got to do anything about Ponyville,” Twilight asked her.

“I don't know. I believe we should do one.”

“Umm,” Fluttershy whispers, “maybe we should do the float about the adorable animals in Ponyville. Imagine all of them waving their cute little paws to every ponies as they're passing by.”

“Fluttershy,” Pinkie Pie whined, “uses your head… How are we going to gather every single animals in Ponyville?!”

“Well, I think we could-”

“BORING,” the random pony cut her off. “I think we should make a giant cupcake float! And while the crowd are going crazy, we fired cupcakes from six party cannons towards the crowd! IT WILL BE SO EPIC!!”

“Pinkie Pie,” Applejack intrude, “don't ya remember what happened last time ya did that on my tenth birthday party.”

“What?! Everyone has a blast!”

“Every ponies got cupcakes in their eyes, sugarcube! Everyone has been sent to the hospital for a week!”

“Looks like we can throw Pinkie cautious plan out of the picture,” Twilight said. “Rainbow Dash, what's your idea? And don't say Wonderbolts.”

They were waiting for the pegasus response, but she didn't answer. They've found Rainbow Dash, laying her head on the table asleep. After Applejack shoved the sleeping mare, she quickly awakened and her eyes grew red. As her friends stares at her, she yawns and says, “Oh sorry, girls. The Wonderbolts kept me cleaning up their party all night. I hardly gotten any sleep last night.

“Anyways, I think we should ask Derpy to borrow some muffins before Princess Celestia arrived.”

The rest of them were confused and realize that she hadn't heard anything about the float for the festival.”Rainbow Dash,” Twilight concerned, “we weren't talking about that. Are you sure you can help us on the festival?”

“Of course.” Rainbow Dash turned to Fluttershy and smiled, “Ha, Fluttershy! Thanks again for taking care of Tank for me. I mean look at him.” She picked up Rarity cat, believing it was her pet tortoise.

They all shook their heads, knowing that Rainbow Dash isn't alright. “Rainbow darling,” Rarity said, “you're holding Opal.”

Rainbow Dash examine the cat closely and recognized the animal. After she’d dropped the cat, she apologized, “Oh! Sorry, Oreo.”

Twilight trotted to her tried friend and lay her hoof on her shoulder. “Rainbow,” Twilight concerned for her, “I think you should get some rest. Let us handle the float, alright.”

“Nah nah! Don't worry, guys, I'm fine. Look, do y’all want to hear my idea on the-” She yawned and almost went back to sleep.

Twilight drawn her friend to the door and opened for her. “Rainbow Dash, just go home and get some rest. We will handle everything for the festival, alright.”

Rainbow Dash sighed and says disappointed, “Fine. I'm sorry I couldn't help you guys.”

“It's okay, Rainbow Dash.” They both hugged each other and Rainbow Dash finally heading to her cloud mansion. Twilight returned to the others and resumed discussing about their float. “So, does anyone got any ideas?”

Pinkie Pie appeared right beside the princess and drawn her closely. She whispered to Twilight, “You know we can still do the cupcake-”

“NO!!”


“Are we there yet?”

“Nappa-”

“Are we there yet?”

“Nappa, we’re-”

“Are we there yet?”

“We're already-”

“Are we there yet?”

“We're-”

Are we there-”

“NAPPA!! WE ARE ALREADY HERE!!”

Nappa turned to the town they're already at, Ponyville, and shouted with joy, “YAY!!”

Both of the Saiyans hidden in the brushes and examine the citizens of the town. The friendly ponies are celebrating the festival of Ponyville. Vegeta smiled sinisterly and whispers to his henchmen, “It would appears that these joyful freaks are having a celebration. Well, I'm afraid we are going to crash the-”

“Vegeta,” Nappa cut his leader off, “they have food! I want some of their food!”

The prince was about to yell at him, but he hesitated. He knows what his pinheaded assistant plan to do with the ponies and their town. Vegeta turned his attention back to Nappa and says, “Smart plan, Nappa. We’ll introduce ourselves to these freaks, become one of them, and then stab them in the back. Brilliant idea, Nappa. Just brilliant.”

“What? I'm just hungry, Vegeta.”

As his smile faded, Vegeta look away from his idiotic soldier and says, “I’m going to ignore what you just said and pretend that I'm the one who has come up with the plan.”

“I thought I’m the one who come up with the plan?”

The silence between the two Saiyans went off for a while. Vegeta says to his simple headed minion, “Let's just go, Nappa!”

“Kay.”

They exit the brushes and trotted through the streets of Ponyville. As they're roaming through the town, the citizens of Ponyville stared at them. “Vegeta,” Nappa said, “they're watching at us.”

“I noticed that Nappa,” Vegeta responded.

“All eyes on us.”

“Yes, Nappa.”

“I think they looking at our tails.”

“What was your first clue?”

“Well, their tails are manes and our tails are actually tails. So… I think I knew the answer to my question.”

“I was being sarcastic, Nappa.”

“Do you think they have that kind of pet here, Vegeta?”

“I swear to gosh, Nappa, I will-”

Suddenly, the prince ran into a unicorn mare. “I’m so sorry sir,” the mare apologized to Vegeta, “are you alright?”

“Why yes,” Vegeta answered, “I’m perfectly fine.”

“Oh good. I gotta say I’ve never seen you two around town before. Are you two visitors?”

“You could say that.”

She was concerned about what Vegeta just said and resumed, “Oh… alright. Let me introduce myself. I am Starlight Glimmer. What's y’all names?”

“I am Nappa,” the simple headed Saiyan introduced himself, “and this's Vegeta. He was a-”

“Quiet it Nappa,” Vegeta quickly shut him down.

“Kay.”

“Anyway, may you excuse us, but I have to take this man child to get some food before he wet himself. Would you please be a dear and point us the way to your foods.” Starlight pointed at the food stands, where's some of the ponies are eating. “Why thank you. Farewell.”

Vegeta and Nappa went passed her, without giving her the chance to say goodbye. As they were trotting to the ponies foods, the prince was giving his assistant instructions about their plan. “Alright, Nappa, here's our plan again. We shall befriend with creatures, earn their loyalty, and-”

“FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!”

Nappa cut off from his leader instructions and rushed to the food. The Saiyans just shoved a bunch of ponies and began chowing down upon their food. He ate ten bucket of apples, twenty hayburgers, and thirty of carrot dogs. He even drink eight barrels of cider as the crowd keep cheering for him.

On the other hand, Vegeta was speechless from his henchmen ridiculous actions. He sighed in disappointment as he was shaking his head. The prince seat in a table and lay his head upon it.

Then, an derp pony was passing by, while holding a muffin, and spotted the sad prince. After she had looked back and forth at her muffin and the prince, she decided to giveaway her treat to him. Vegeta lifted his head and stared at the muffin and Derpy. He sighed and said, “Whatever.” He ate the muffin as the gray pegasus is forming a smile.


Back at Rarity boutique, the girls have finally come up with the idea for the float. While they were supplying the supplies and decorations for the float, Twilight was keeping check of the tools they needed. “Alright,” Twilight said while checking the supply, “it's looks like we got everything we need for the float.”

Pinkie Pie sighed and whined, “How is this better than my cupcake float idea?!”

“Sugarcube,” Applejack said, “this float is about all of us taking down that mean there Tirek! Of how we save the entire Equestria!”

“I know, but I love it when you girls repeated the amazing idea again!” Pinkie smiled with excitement while Applejack rolls her eyes.

“Come on girls,” Twilight shouted with joy. “Let's get started on our float!” After she'd opened the door, she founded Starlight Glimmer on the other side. “Starlight, where have you been? You were supposed to be here an hour ago.”

“Sorry Twilight,” Starlight apologize to her teacher. “I was just showing myself around the festival. I would've been here a lot sooner if I haven't run into some weird visitors.”

“What do you mean ‘weird visitors,’ darling,” Rarity asked.

“These two stallions were wearing some weird looking armors and acted very suspicious. And to top it all off, both of them have actually monkey tails.”

The rest of them were weirded by her description of the two mysterious visitors. “I’ve never seen nor heard of ponies with monkey tails before. Could you probably take us to them, so we can talk to them?”

Pinkie pops between the two mares and shouted, “Forget talking! We need to throw a party for the newcomers now! Let's get the party supplies at my place!”

“Pinkie! We have no time for this! And what about our-”

Then suddenly, Pinkie Pie grabbed the rest of her friends and yelled, “NO TIME!!” She and the others dashed out of the boutique.


Meanwhile, Vegeta was waiting for Nappa to be done eating the ponies ridiculous food. After seeing his stupidity minion feasting on more food, the prince hits the ground and marches towards him furiously. He grabbed his collar and began smacking his face repeatedly. “Nappa,” he roared. “Stop messing around already! You have alright proven yourself loyal to these ponies! Now, it's time to stab them in the back!”

“Ummm,” Nappa mumbled. “Vegeta…” As he was quiet for a while, Vegeta grew an impatient look on his face. “...maybe we shouldn't conquer these friendly ponies.”

Vegeta was paralyzed for a second and began rocking his dumb henchmen back and forth. “HAVE YOU LOST YOUR F**KING MIND!!”

“But, Vegeta, I really love it here! These ponies are so nice and kindful! They're never rudeful! To top it all off, they'll give you everything you want!”

“But-”

“Sorry, Vegeta. Good luck on your big plan. There's nothing that can ruin this for me.” He left his leader and joined some other ponies. “Excuse me. Where do y'all sell your own meats?!”

“What,” a confused pony said. “We don't sell meats here in Equestria.”

“Come again?”

“You see we ponies are herbivores, so we eat non-meat foods. We're not cannibals you know.”

Nappa was speechless after discovering the cold hard truth about this world. He trotted back to Vegeta and said, “Ha Vegeta.”

“What Nappa,” the prince asked.

“I’m back in.”

“Good. Now, we must find their leader of this town and demand it to handle over their dragon ball.” Then, Vegeta spotted three little fillies passing by them. He stepped right in front of them greeted them, “Hello, children. Would y’all ever be so kindly to tell us where's your leader of this town?”

“Ya mean Miss Mayor,” an western accent filly asked. “Why, she's over there at town hall.”

“Why, thank you.”

After Vegeta left the little fillies, Nappa leaned closer to them and smiled. “Mini ponies,” he giggles.

“NAPPA,” Vegeta yelled at his minion. After Nappa dashes away, the three fillies were left confused.

After Vegeta and Nappa made their way to town hall, they began searching for the town mayor. Finally, they spotted her greetings every ponies who were having a good time. As they make their way to their leader, she spotted the newcomers and greeted them, “Well, hello there. So, you two are the visitors I’ve heard so much about. Welcome to Ponyville!” Then, every ponies around them began cheering as their hooves were stomping the ground..

“Well,” Vegeta said, “why thank you. It's feels so good to be greeted by adored locals. Now, the introduction been put away.” Without hesitation, the prince grabbed the mayor collar and yelled, “HANDOVER YOUR DRAGON BALL TO ME RIGHT NOW WOMEN!!”

After the citizens gasps in horror, the mayor responded nervously, “Wh-what are you talking about, young man? I’ve never heard of this dragon ball before.”

“YOU ARE LYING!! YOU PONIES HAVE THE DRAGON BALL!! NOW WHERE IS IT!!”

“I have already told you that I don't know what you're talking about.”

Vegeta grew impatient and tossed the mayor of Ponyville aside. As he turned to the crowd, he smirks, “Well then! I believe we have to get the truth out of you… by destroying your precious town!”