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// S is for sugar (Pinkie Pie's myth) 
// Story: Sugar 
// by WishSeeker 
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Oh sugar, how much I crave your hyper rush, and to taste your sweet flush. For all the worldly pain, is forgotten at your temporary gain. Just one more snack for the day, but you pay my teeth with decay. I still love you even with, your future consequence of a gift. 

It's true ponies like sugary snacks, but sugar doesn't just come from nowhere. No it comes from somewhere. And that somewhere is the biggest and most strangest somewhere any of us ponies have ever heard of. See unicorns pull it from a nearby realm, and I heard tell it's called... Earth. Just like the pony kind. What a coincidence.

Anyway they say this guy, Hue Mon I think his name is, produces all the sugar we ponies could ever want. My question is why. Well I Pinkie Pie am here to investigate and will be writing this entry all the way. Although I might not write for an hour or so in my time, like this, but to you it will look like I'm always talking in one long flow.

So let's get started, as I said before someone called Hue Mon makes this sugar. According to an inside source at the sugar extraction industry I was wrong; it's actually made by lots of Hue Mons in that place called... Wait for it... Earth.

They collect it from these plants called Kane, weird name for a plant. And then they extract the sugar from Kane. They say the Hue Mons also grind sugar down to fine granulated sizes and put them in all kinds of food. Just like us, these Hue Mons seem like nice folk.

Once the unicorns drag it through the rifts between worlds they store it in large vats. Fun fact sugar for the Hue Mons is smaller, so we need only a little bit of theirs to supply most of Equestria. Those large vats separate the sugar to hundreds of different delivery trucks that take it all to various sites.

Sugar Cube Corner is one such sight and this is where I become the expert. As quoted by Pinkie Pie (me) what is a cubed corner without some sugar. In our fine store we can bake cakes and all sorts of other treats for ponies using sugar. From our Jelly Foals to our Gem and Berry's ice cream , everything we produce is made with whole sale, Hue Mon produced 95% sugar. Guaranteed to rot your teeth, but who cares, we have enough magic and potions to fix any ailment.

And that's the sad thing about these Hue Mons. They don't have magic or potions to fix their cavities, they're stuck with the dentist, and they can't fix problems only remove the worst teeth and give fillings. So I hereby declare a petition to help these Hue Mons and send a hundred unicorns a year to work on dental operations in Earth.

It's the least we can do for all of that sugary delight.

Did I also mention how much I love sugar.