Ortix. God in the neighborhood.

by mikele_11


third chapter - Nothing like me

"It could be worse." Said quietly, second Ortix.

"You're kidding! How can burn sinking, sunken ship filled with fire-resistant materials and metal ?!" Asked angry Ortix twisting in circles. "Even though you didnt have a lighter. How is that even possible?" He added.

"He he. I know it. Once I did." Replied the other Ortix. Ortix looked at him in shock and rage. "And you what? You aren't better." Added a second Ortix.

"Yes, I am." Objected Ortix.

"Earth. England. Year 1957. The guy ended up in the mouth Garunadockendogigigonkarconfurmentolongodonga. For a month you couldn't collect him." Said second Ortix. Ortix looked just in shock.

"It was a little accident." Ortix said shyly.

"Caravanna. Petrinificace. Hant ((_ @ !. Globrantic was shut in the well PRITITI. His mental state ... actually, it wasn't after the event." Continued second Ortix.

"Okay. I understand that ..."

"Friticiti. Catson. Meow 113. Catinact lose pride and get in the chest ..."

"Article 63. No big deal." Spoke calmly Ortix.

"Attacked and raped." Added second Ortis. "Somehow it went farther. She has three children, and they father is in prison and waiting for death."

"Well. Maybe ..."

"Wurtucutu. Pelengo. Cact TriSiFiNi. Kalangab had an accident and it was be your fault. They had to work on him the best mechanics and doctors, to separate him from the Farcucutu." Finished second Ortix.

"Ok. You're right. I'm doing more mistakes than you do. But that doesn't mean that once you have me remind Friticiti. It hurts me more than you." Said sadly Ortix.

"If you think you're so good, I'm leaving. Goodbye!" Shouted other Ortix, disappearing in a burst of bright light.

"Goodbye lunatic. What me on?" Ortix asked himself. Suddenly, the panel began blinking red LED, and a moment later opened the gap. "It will show that without him, I can handle myself." Ortix said, entering the breach. When he left, he saw desert. "It's probably one of those versions of Equestria. Wait. Fallout Equestria. Yes. That's it." Ortix said to himself happily. Suddenly his eye passed ball. "Huh. It was close."

"Damn it!" Screamed mare levitating pistol. Then she took aim and fired again, but this time the bullet was stopped by the power Ortix. "What?!" Mare asked in shock.

"Don't you know that you don't shoot to the god?" Ortix asked rhetorically. He pulled up mare and hide bullet. "Tell me, what is your name." Ortix asked.

"L... Little pip." She replied uncertainly.

"Yes. It's Fallout Equestria. I'm go away." Ortix said entering the breach and closing it behind him. "Give something else." Ortix said. Gap is opened. "I have no humor to clop fic." Gap is closed and then opened. "It was a week ago." Again. "No FNaP." Ortix said. Gap is closed, but not opened. "You can see that I have to think of something else." Ortix said to himself. "Segregate tokens." He said to himself.


"... And last. Great. It took me ..." Ortix said happily, before he lost humor. "Ten minutes." Said Ortix. "It will be a long day."

}ORTIX!! {shouted someone voice.

"Green Ghost. Nice surprise." Ortix said quietly, before he realized what had happened. "How did you get into my head and how do you know about me?" He asked.

} The fourth wall. {Replied. Ortix rolled his eye.

"I know that. I broke even twentieth wall and still not come to the end." He said. "And you were good enough to get out of my head and return to Ghost. You know that I need to gather information to know what he does with such force." Ortix added.

} He does Rainboom. {Said another Green Ghost.

} I'll be sure to be on the Dalek. {Said Green Ghost.

"Be right back." Ortix said and left two Green Ghosts. When he returned, the red light flashing, and a moment later he opened a portal. "Ahh. Dimension P-132.8.01. Otherwise a big mistake."

} Why? {Asked Green Ghost, when another Green Ghost departed.

"It's one of those damned dimensions vore. I've never seen the point in swallowing ponies. At least one of those where they can go out on their own hoof. But I don't see the point in that swallowing a property of the victim." Ortix said fully causing pain in my fingers. But I don't have fingers, because the narrator is me. Ortix. But back to my events. "I'm not going just to look at. I'm going to record it." He said, holding the camera. Then the gap opened and sucked Ortix. "What is?" He asked himself. On the console, a ship flashing red LED indicator at the 'System error dimensional'.

"Oh. That's the ship." Ortix said. Then he went to the console and opened the panel. "Just as I thought. The driver burned. Procedure nano-14." Ortix said.

- Procedure nano-14 activated. -

"As long as the driver isn't repaired, I have to travel on my own." Ortix said. "I don't even remember the last time I did it." He added.

}A week ago. {Answered GG.

"Shouldn't you be somewhere else?" Ortix asked.

} Oh crap. I forgot. {GG said, and then disappeared.

"Well. The gap time." Ortix said, and then scored the radius of the eye and tore reality, creating a hole. "As always. Easy." Suddenly alarm began to flash, and the gap was unstable.

- External connection with gap. -

"It's not possible. Only I have access to my rifts. Who else ... Ohhhh. Ortix 2." Ortix said. Gap was red and big left claw, and then grabbed Ortix and pulled him.

"Well, well, well. Welcome to my Lear. Ha Ha Ha." Ortix 2 laughed.

"Ortix 2. Today you betrayed and attacked me. How could you?" Ortix asked.

"I'm not Ortix 2. I Detrix. But according to my timeline, I betrayed you twenty-four years ago." Detrix said.

" Ah and I apologize. For me it was today." Ortix said.

"I'm not going to look on your person!" Detrix shouted.

"Quite fell words. Time to fight. Hatacha!" Ortix shouted, but was caught.

"You won't tell me what to do. I've had enough of this. You have great power, and you are using it to experiment on displaceds. First Ghost, who got amazing ability, and now Phone guy who is pretty good at being bad in his own way. " Detrix said.

"Actually, Phone guy works on his own. I'm more interested in Ghost, because he is first displaced, who looks like a character invented for something that isn't there." Ortix said. Detrix just snapped.

"It's not important." He said. "What matters now is that I'm going to destroy you, and I don't care." Detrix added. Ortix rolled his eye.

"I am immortal god. If my body is destroyed, then recreate it. Don't give advice to kill me." Ortix said quietly.

"That's right. I forgot." Detrix said sadl. "Wait a minute. But I can kill yourself over and over again. I'll have fun and power of the multiverse. I'm a genius!" He shouted cheerfully.

"You can not do it." Ortix said. Then his eyes flashed and everywhere opened breaches leading to black holes. All hideout Dertix has been absorbed.

"No, no, no! I had to work at it for twenty-four years! Do you know how hard it is to get the materials what I needed ?!" Detrix shouted. Ortix approached him and when he winked his eye was red as blood.

"You don't know how I am when I'm angry. I can do everything and nothing and no one forbid me. Whoever wants to fight me, I take it as a joke. Whoever forbid me something, I ignore it. You are not worth my attention. I saw much, or even more. Now look me in the eye and experience your worst nightmare. " Ortix said. Suddenly his eye emitted images that appeared Detrix.

"No! No, please! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOOOOOOOPPPPPP IIIITTTTTTT!" Detrix shouted. Images that were in the eye Ortix it ... Oh God! It's terrible! It sits in my mind! Too much! Too much! I can not stop thinking about it!

"You can see that the author will have nightmares. But the end of it. Try returning to describe." Ortix said. Gha! Still I see it! Well. Everything should be all right. Detrix fell to the floor and shook on it. "Never try to mess with me. Do you understand?" Ortix asked. Detrix moved away from him and shook his eye. "Okay. Time to get back to the ship." Ortix said and opened the gap.

"How?" Detrix asked. Ortix looked at him.

"How what?" He asked.

"How can you behave normally, although you have such memories? That's not possible. Nobody wouldn't stand," said Detrix.

"This is one of my secrets." Ortix responded and entered the breach. "Ship. Sweet ship." Ortix said cheerfully, being on a ship. "Now I have to open a new hole and go where I want." He added. He opened the hole and went inside. "Basic data." He asked while falling to the ground.

- Driver error. -

"Right. I have to do it the old way." Ortix said. He looked left and right, then pulled out a thermometer, then opened his case. "Equestria. Anthro ponies. The time when Starlight was a friend with Twilight. I am reliable." Ortix said proudly. "And it will hurt." He said.

SPLASH

BOOM

TRASH

BANANA

"Oh. My beautiful eye." Ortix said sadly. His eye was hanging on the cable and was cracked. "Fortunately, I can it." He said. Then he took the old eye, blinked and had a new eye. "Previously I visited Twilight. Now I visit Rainbow Dash." Ortix said, then teleported beside her. He had to go for her, because Rainbow trained. "Good morning!" Ortix shouted.

"What the Buck ?!" Rainbow cried out in surprise. Suddenly she fell into a tree, breaking it. Then she fell to the ground, and a piece of wood crushed her. Ortix stood in front of the place where the tree was. "Hnnnn." Rainbow muttered.

"Oh. That's not good. Your core-spinal wing was broken. This means that you won't be able to fly. Even though you barely walk. Let me fix it." Ortix said. Then he picked up a piece of wood and put it where it was previously. Then picked up Rainbow and using his power, he made was as good as new. "I told you." Ortix said.

"What the hay happened? Who are you? What are your intentions?" Rainbow asked.

"Maybe I'll do it in a simple way." He thought, and then blink an eye. "All the answers to your questions are in your head. You will think the question, and the answer appears." He said. Rainbow stood quietly for a while, but then shook her head and looked at Ortix.

"So you're a god who travels to different places, because you want?" Rainbow asked. Ortix nodded.

"Yeup." Confirmed.

"It still doesn't make sense." Rainbow said.

"Your little brain can not comprehend what you are dealing with." Ortix said.

"What did you say?!" Rainbow asked angry. Ortix shook his eye.

"Hit me. But I warn you. I'm made of metal." Ortix warned. Rainbow took a swing and hit him. Then she turned and rubbed her hand. "Why does no one ever listens to me?" Ortix asked. "My turn." He said. Then, with his eye score a huge radius of destruction. When he finished the whole Equestria was burning planet. "Maybe it's better to repair." He said, and then everything was normal. "I need to know for the next time that everything around me is delicate ... But I know that. I have to remember not to get provoked ... I know that too. Oh! I know. I have to be more careful with my powers. Heh heh . The new thing on the list. " He said. Rainbow looked wozzy.

"What? What happened?" She asked. Ortix decided that sneak out unnoticed.

"I don't like departures. Even with less than half the power of the former, I am the strongest. I must just be careful." He said to himself. "I'd better leave before destroy something more." He opened the gap. Then he went through it and found himself back on the ship. "Home. Sweet home." He said. Suddenly anvil fell on him. "I hate my house."

} Goodbye, kids and other people. This is the end! {Shouted GG.

"Goodbye GG." Ortix said.

} WHAT! Wait, I was just ... {suddenly he disappeared.

"It is now a different universe." Ortix said. Then he went through the gap. "So where I am now?" He asked himself.

"Welcome to my LEAR 2!" Detrix shouted. Ortix looked at him blankly. "This time I'm ready. Meet my friend. Mr. Smashy!" He shouted. To his left and right there are two panels with spikes.

"Oh please. You think I'm afraid. You haven't seen my friend. Mr. Smashy 2!" Ortix shouted. Suddenly Detrix was crushed by a larger panel with spikes. "I have no time for you." Ortix added. Then he went through the gap.

"Hello again." Detrix shouted standing in front of Ortix. "I was thinking about what I've done and I decided to prepare my friends. Mr. Smashy 3!" He shouted.

"Sorry, but it is busy. Meet Mr. Smashy 100! Say goodbye to your ship!" Ortix shouted entering through the gap. Suddenly, the whole place had been crushed, and Detrix was crumpled.

"I have yet to have my revenge!" Detrix shouted drifting toward the black hole. "Damn it!"


"He should have his peace of mind for some time." Ortix said. When he got closer to the console, he saw that on the outside, before his ship was Death star with the inscription 'Detrix killer'. "Are you kidding me ?!" Ortix shouted.

"Ortix! This is your last chance to surrender. I'm not going to retire!" Detrix shouted.

"How do you do that?" Ortix asked.

"What are you talking about?" Detrix asked.

"How I hear you here, when you're on your ship and yelling to me, since in emptiness there is no possibility of spreading of sound waves?" Ortix asked. Detrix was very confused.

"I do?" He asked. Ortix nodded. "Uh. Just gey to the point." Detrix said. 'Detrix Killer' began loading radius.

"One thing." Ortix said. 'Detrix killer' was charged but not fired.

"What?" Detrix asked.

"Mr. Smashy 25." Ortix said.

"Damn it." Detrix said and 'Detrix killer' was crushed by two panels with spikes.

"Maybe he thinks about it before he attack me." Ortix said. When he turned in front of him stood Detrix with bandages. "I've had enough!" Ortix shouted, grabbing Detrix in his power and opening the gap. Then he put Detrix space between his ship and Equestria, which was attacked by Tirek. "I hope you die in a fire." Ortix said. Gap closed, cutting Detrix half. "It will be a miracle if he survives." Ortix added. Then he opened a gap and crossed to the other side. Then he turned toward the gap and watched. "Finally. I can relax." He said. Gap is closed and Ortix saw Detrix.

"You miss me?" Detrix asked.

"NGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!" Ortix shouted, causing everything before it fell over.

"I'll take that as yes." Detrix said. Then he turned and winked at your side.