Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure

by Saiyan of the North Star


A Rainbow Racing A Star

“THREE CHEERS FOR THE REUNITED COUPLE.” Joseph and Pinkie yelled as they and their friends celebrated Jonathan and Rarity finally becoming a couple after such a long period of sad times for the two. They were embarrassed but accepted it.

It was lunch time; everyone was, outside, eating their lunch and having fun with each other. Sharing laughs together, enjoying some good food, and being with friends of old and new. Everyone was having a blast then, a boy came by as Twilight turned around and saw him; knowing who he was.

“Hey Flash, out getting some fresh air I see.” She said.

“Yeah thought I could try some outdoor eating and maybe practice my guitar for a bit.” Flash said, wanting to enjoy a little alone time. He decided to sit next to Twilight. “Hope you don’t mind that I sit with you guys.” He asked.

Twilight blushed when Flash sat close to her, then she giggled. She has some feelings for Flash but can’t bring herself to admit it and think he still has some feelings for her pony princess counterpart. This caused her to feel a bit uneasey but feels happy whenever he’s around her.

Spike the dog popped out of Twilight’s backpack to see everyone enjoying themselves and climbed out as he sniffed some foods that smells so good, but as he land on the ground he felt pain to his right back leg.

“Oh ow ow ow, stupid, broken ankle.” Spike said furies.

Instantly the Jojo brother eyes widened in shock (Jotaro still looks claim but shock on the inside) as they just heard actually words from a dog. Wondering how in the world is that dog talking, they also see the girls and even Flash not freak out about this, as if they knew about it already.

“Spike I told you to take it easy, we don’t want anything happening to you.” Twilight worried for her trusty dog as she put him on her lap.

“Aw come Twilight, all I did was slip on a few stairs. I think I can handle a little foot-pain.” He said, not wanting to make his friends worry so much.

“Still you could at least ask me to help to down.”

Just as Twilight scratch behind Spike’s ear to make him feel relax. She look at the boys minus Flash, look like they been spook by something. Everyone else looks at them as well and wonders if their feeling alright, then Giorno, pointing his hand at Spike while shacking, and spoke.

“E-excuse me but did that just… t-talk a moment ago?” Giorno asked shocked, trying his best not to freak out in front of everyone.

“Oh yeah, you guys are new so you haven’t heard what to this school yet, but yes I can-” Spike didn’t finish his sentence as Joseph stands up with his hands on his faces and began to panic.

“OH. MY. GOD. A talking dog right in front of us is the world coming to an end or has dogs begun to try take over the world.” Joseph panic as his mind explodes of a talking dog. As he was about to panic more, Pinkie hug him tight and pat his head to claim him down.

“There there Joseph everything is ok, nothing bad is going to happen, I pinkie promise.” Pinkie said as she makes eyes contact to claim the young Jojo.

Joseph started to relax a little as he felt Pinkie to his body and knowing her pinkie promise, she knew everything was going to be ok. He took a deep breath in and out as he sat back down with Pinkie and his brothers began to claim down as well knowing panicking won’t solve everything. Josuke got up and walk towards Spike as he raise his right hand in front of him.

“Here this will help with your little foot problem.” Josuke said.

Spike was confuse of what he meant by that then suddenly he became surrounded by a green glow, a second later the glow vanish. Josuke held Spike and put him on the ground still confuse of what just happen.

“Alright try to move for leg for a bit, give it a good stomp.”

“Dude I’m not sure what you just did but there is no way that my leg… is all… better!” Spike said as he just realizes that his leg wasn’t hurting anymore. He gasps at his leg feeling like new, like that stair accident never happen.

Now everyone gasps seeing Spike all better with his leg. Seeing this Twilight couldn’t believe what she was happening then look to Josuke and asks.

“How in the world did you do that?” She asked hoping to know what happen to Spike.

“Well let’s just say you guys aren’t the only ones with ‘bizarre’ things in your life, including doing things no normal human can.” He answered as gold-glow auras appear on his hand.

The Sonic Rainbooms and Flash looks at the other Joestars seeing different glows on their hands. Their eyes widened and jaws dropping (Pinkie’s somehow literally drop to the floor) of what their seeing right now.

“(No way, is this some kind of magic from Equestria or here or is this even magic at all.)” Sunset thought to herself, wondering what kind of power these boys have.

“No doubt you all have questions and I promise you well answer them honesty.” Jonathan said, taking one more sip of his drink.

“We six were born with special powers that few wishes to have like super strength, speed, durability, and so on. For the past 4 years, we’ve train to control these powers and fight to protect those close to us.” Looking at Rarity, now telling her the true reason why he left.

“That letter I gave you was a little lie so you wouldn’t have to worry of my well being, though I am now glad I can come fully clean to you.” He said. Hold Rarity’s hand into his. Rarity then smile at him knowing he is truly his knight in shining armor.

“We each have our own special ability that makes us unique.” Jotaro said as begun to explain.

“Jonathan and Joseph have the same power called ‘Hamon’ that’s getting ripple energy from the sun and their own breathing as well.”

Jonathan and Joseph breathe deep and orange-yellow glow surrounds their bodies, showing them their Hamon.

“Though Joseph dose have an extra ability, he discover sometime during our training, but he’ll tell you about that later. Josuke power is to restore things, such as healing death injuries, fixing broken objects, even into previous history state like a table to lamber. You saw it happen.”

Twilight and Spike’s eyes widened of realize what he meant about Josuke healing Spike ankle.

“Giorno can make any objects into small animals by a simple touch from his fist, even turning them into plants.”

Giorno took out a pencil and eraser from his pocket and suddenly the pencil change into a snake and the eraser into a flower. Everyone was surprise by that.

“You could say this power can give me a little strength of nature itself.” Giorno said as he put the snake and the flower. Fluttershy look totally amaze by Giorno of having such power.

“(Wow that is amazing; I wonder if he could make bunny slippers into real bunnies.) Fluttershy thought to herself.

“Johnny’s power is similar to Hamon but more like in a spinning kinda way he calls ‘Spin Energy’ it allows him to shoots his nails like a bullet: when it leaves a hole, he move it wherever he wants. By shooting himself or a body part, he gets stuck into an ‘infinite hole’ that can send him to different locations and shoot different directions.”

Johnny pointed his finger at his head; it began to glow and spinning around his finger. The spinning launch hitting Johnny as he fell to the ground and stuck into, then the hole disappears. Everyone gasp and wonder where have Johnny gone to, then Johnny raise from the ground and shot his spinning nail at the apple next to Applejack, surprising them. Johnny go back into the hole and back to his spot next to his brothers.

“Now as for myself I posse’s immense strength, speed, can see far distant like four km and see very deep detail like a blur in a photo, self-preservation: my body reacts faster like a super awareness, and I even extent my finger to two meter long striking my opponents like sword or stabbing them.” He said. He pointed to middle and index finger to the ground and it stretch.

Everyone even Pinkie was surprise by the Joestars power. Then Rainbow Dash got up walking to Jotaro with a series look on her face.

“How fast are you exactly?” Rainbow asked, wanting to know Jotaro true strength.

“My current max speed is up to 8,000 mph, faster than you skittle.” He said with a grin.

Rainbow Dash got furies after hearing that he calm to be faster than her.

“There’s NO WAY you’re faster than me.” She yelled. Feeling her pride was being mock.

“How about a race then winner keeps the title ‘Fastest in the world’ and loser will serve the winner for a week.” Jotaro making a bet that know this girl won’t ever back down.

“Three laps, it is on.” She said, accepting the challenge.

She walk pass Jotaro giving him the ‘follow me’ look as he follow her, then everyone follows the two to where they’ll have their race.

A minute later they came to the track field that’s big enough to run a two whole mile loop. Jotaro and Rainbow Dash got to the starting line while everyone else sat at the stands. Johnny came in front of the racer deciding on being the referee.

“Alright everyone, it’s time for the big race between Rainbow Dash vs Jotaro Kujo aka Star Platinum. Let’s have an awesome race to see who is the fastest.” Johnny announce as they cheer for the two racers.

“Star Platinum?” Rainbow Dash wonders about that nick name.

“A little stage name I gave myself and you’ll remembering it after I beat you.” He said, getting in position for the race.

As she got in racing position as well Johnny raise his finger to the air ready to start the race.

“On your mark, get set-”

Jotaro look over to Rainbow getting to lose to him as she began to glow. Wait glow?

“GO” As Johnny his spin energy nail shot into the air, signaling the start.

Both Jotaro and Rainbow Dash launch forward and Rainbow glow brighter as she leaves a rainbow trail behind her, then she growing pony ears and wings as she ran faster. Jotaro was surprise about this sudden change and seeing how fast she was going but he just smiles, running faster to catch up to her. Rainbow Dash looks behind her to see Jotaro but no sign of him. Believing she has out-speeded him she makes a cocky face thinking she has already won.

“Don’t get too cocky to let your guard down.”

Rainbow Dash looks to her side with eyes widened open and mouth hug. Jotaro was right next to her matching her speed equally or even an inch ahead of her.

“Looks like I’ll taste some rainbow serving for the week.” He said as he increases his speed to get head of Rainbow farther.

“(How is he… matching, my speed… or faster than me… no way.)” She thought to herself that she was going to lose, but she wouldn’t allow that. She WON’T allow that.

“(There is no way I’m losing here.)” She rages, increasing her speed more to catch up and win this race.

Everyone at the stands was surprise to see how this race would turn out.

“What in the hill-billy who-ha?!?!?!?” Applejack shock of what she’s seeing.

“This unreal, he’s actually ahead of Rainbow Dash and… he could actually win!” Sunset said, surprise about someone being faster than Rainbow Dash.

“HEY, your surprise what your friend with the weird glow, ears, and wings. What’s all that about.” Joseph yelled, feeling unease about what just happen.

“Easy there dude, we promise to explain everything after the race.” Flash said, hoping to claim Joseph down a bit.

Joseph sat back to his sit but still feel a bit angry, Flash sign of relief and look at Twilight who looks worry of what they’ll think when they tell them.

At the final lap Jotaro and Rainbow Dash neck in neck to the finish line. Rainbow Dash is giving everything she’s got and Jotaro is doing his best though it seems he’s still claim and not even a bit tried. The two crossed the finish line ending the race as Johnny took a photo finish with his I-touch.

“How is that you caught up to me, nobody is faster than me.” Rainbow Dash said, a little tired from the race.

“Let’s say I’ve done some harsh training that nearly kills me every day.” Jotaro explain remembering the training he went through, he turns to Johnny.

“So who won?” He asked.

Johnny got the picture showing it to everyone. The Sonic Rainbooms, Flash, and Spike were shock and surprise to see that Jotaro have won the race by being one-feet ahead of her. Rainbow Dash took the news hard as she has lost in her element.

“So guess I’ll expect some great competition from you, better than being a servant right.” Jotaro said, finding Rainbow Dash as good rival.

Rainbow eyes widened as heard him saying he’s not interest on the bet they agree on. Before she could say something she was suddenly being hug from. She turns around to a familiar moderate cerise hair, light-orange skin girl.

“Scootaloo!”

“Don’t worry Rainbow Dash. I believe you’ll beat him because you’re AWESOME in the whole world.” Scootaloo said as she hug her tighter and look up seeing that she is crying a bit.

Rainbow Dash smiles at her words and pick her up as she hug Scootaloo. She was glad to her by her side like her own little sister better than blood related.

“Thanks Scoot, I know can always count on you to cheer me up.” She said. Putting Scootaloo down and look at Jotaro.

“Thanks for not making your servant.”

“No problem, I find it better to make new friends and rivals than doing some silly bet.” He said; explain that he doesn’t like to gamble much.

The three walk toward their friends. Two more little girls came, one with red hair and a big pink-red bow on her head and the other with white skin like Rarity’s and purple and pink hair.

“So what do you gals call yourself?” Jotaro asked.

“Well I’m Scootaloo.”

“I’m Sweetie Belle.”

“And I’m Applebloom.”

“And together we are THE CANTERLOT MARK CRUSDERS.” The three girls said, shouting their group name.

Everyone gather together as they cheer for both Jotaro and Rainbow Dash for an awesome race. The bell has ringed meaning that lunch time is over and back to class, they gather their things went back inside the building. Sunset felt a tap on her shoulder as she look to see Jotaro walk beside her with a smile and kind looking eyes.

“Just wondering, if your free to hang out, just you and me, talk about that change of Rainbow Dash cause’ I get the feeling she not the only one can do that.” Jotaro asked, hoping Sunset would come along.

Sunset blush a bit wondering if he just ask her out, though think he just want to hang out as friends.

“Y-yeah sure I’m good. How about after school, we go to Sugarcubes Concerns then I’ll tell everything you want to know.” Sunset said shyish, feeling a little nervous but try to keep it cool.

Jotaro nodded as he and Sunset make their way to the door and on their way to their classes. Watching from afar, a young man with a little dark blonde hair, white skin, and blue eyes, this young man has a ‘bad taste’ with two certain Joestars.

“Well well it looks like those Jojo’s are more freak than I thought.” The young man said, having some bad history with Jonathan and Joseph. Now their four more he feels unease, things are about to come on a bad turn.