The foolish purple one thinks she is my equal. No, none are equal to me. Too bad my crystal heart plan didn't work but I'm sure I can find better ways to make ponies suffer.
Perhaps the white one or even the blue one. I could have fun playing with their toys. Imagine the moon crashing into the sun, I'm sure that would be entertaining.
Mother is pathetic really. I bet if father disappeared she would lose all of her power. The same could be said with that purple one, I think they expect me to call her Auntie Twit Light or something stupid like that. If her friends disappeared she'd have no power. But my power is everlasting.
Mother spoke of a weird creature of chaos. A pathetic subject really, apparently he gave into friendship. What a weakling, how can he call himself the element of chaos.
Then there is that story of the queen of those changelings. How stupid really, I'd never lock an alicorn away when I can remove her entirely. She beat the white one in single combat, clearly she was powerful. Yet the stupidity of the creature prevailed and she gave Mother and Father the opportunity to banish her.
And don't get me started on Mr Sombra, self imposed king. The amount of times that dragon has told the tale is ridiculous. How he could be so slow and foolish is unbelievable. At least he had a sense for style, the crystal palace would look better in black.
A story about some strange creature called Tirek was funny, he used that damned chaos weakling to his advantage and then betrayed him. It's funny that he pretty much got beat by a tree, when everpony else was too stupid to gang up on him. Shows how ponies are too foolish for their own good.
That unicorn's tale had some fun in it. She changed time itself, but like that chaotic fool gave in to... bleh friendship. I kind of think Mother made up a bulk of the story, it seems too 'unrealistic' that some random unicorn could cast such a great spell, even with a boost to her power from that map thing. I hate that map thing.
I almost forgot about that tale of the blue one as well. She used to be evil, and perhaps somepony I'd have liked to know. She was smart and powerful, but perhaps a bit to hubris, she underestimated the purple one. I'd never underestimate anypony, I am all powerful anyway.
I can't wait till I can roam free, I'll conquer it all. I am one of the great gods of this world.
No. I am the new God!