//------------------------------// // I love you goat mama! // Story: I am so boned! // by NoGoodUsrNames99 //------------------------------// Sunshine tossed and turned in her bed. Since she had arrived in the underground two weeks ago something strange had happened; she was happy! She hadn't felt like she had a loving family in a long time. But now she lives with Toriel, and has been glad. She loves it here, she always gets Butterscotch pie, and Toriel's a great teacher; although she's not looking forward to that snail pie Toriel keeps mentioning. Either way her new life has been going great so far. Although there's one thing that keeps nagging at her-something's missing. Toriel keeps hinting at the existence of other monsters in the underground. plus there was Flowey who mentioned something about her soul. Either way, two weeks and she's already lonely. I mean, Toriel's great and all, but she's still pretty lonely. She wants more friends, she is a very social filly after all. The next morning: Sunshine walked out of the bathroom after brushing her teeth in the morning. She walked into the living room and found Toriel reading a book with a pair of reading glasses on. "Oh." She then shut to book and looked up at Sunshine. "Good morning, Small one!" "Good morning, Toriel!" Toriel then gave her a thin smile. "Well, did you sleep well last night?" "Sure did!" Sunshine exclaimed. She then walked over and sat in the chair across the room from Toriel. "So, uh..." she scratched the back of her head. "I-Is there a chance I'll ever get to meet anymore monsters in the underground? It is getting kinda lonely here with just the two of us. Toriel then thought on that. "Well, I don't know, small one. It's a dangerous world out there." She replied lovingly. Sunshine then slumped in her seat. "So is that a "no"?" "Well, for now. But maybe when you're older and able to defend yourself better!" "Okay..." Sunshine muttered. Toriel than sat up from her seat and set her book along with the glasses down. "Now, why don't I go make you some breakfast?" The next night: Sunshine lied in her bed waiting for Toriel to fall asleep. When she heard her loud snoring coming from the next room, she knew it was time. She rose from her bed and snuck out of her bedroom, down the hall and into the entrance area. She tip-hoofed down into the basement and through the hallway. She then found herself at the exit of the ruins. "Alright, Sunshine..." She thought to herself. "So what if you're sneaking out? So what if you're disobeying Toriel?" She thought. "I'll be out and back in..." She then used all her strength to shove the door opened. It made a quiet creaking sound as she pushed on it. She then found herself in a...a snowy area? "Brr...." She shivered. "It's kinda cold here." She then quietly pushed the door back shut, and pressed forward. She then found herself at a small bridge with big wooded bars. She then snuck through the bars, and found herself in a large area with a small doghouse and a conveniently-shaped lamp. She was then greeted with a shadow behind her. "well...aren't you unique..." The shadow said, with it deep voice, its left eye started glowing blue. Sunshine then felt her heart drop. "W-Who are you?" She asked. "me? well, i'm your new pal! shake my hand!" Sunshine then shakily held her hoof out, and she shadow shook her hoof, making a loud farting noise. The shadow then moved himself close enough for her to see him. He was a short, brawny skeleton with a big smile plastered over his face, wearing a blue hoodie and black pants. "heh heh...the 'ol woopie cushion in the hand trick! it NEVER gets old!" He said, giggling. "so, you're not a human, you look more like a pony." Sunshine then had to collect her thoughts. "yes. I am a pony." She said nodding. "heh, calm down kid. i ain't gonna hurt you." Sunshine then felt the knot in her stomach loosen up. "Oh phew..." She sighed. "by the way, i'm Sans! Sans the skeleton! how about you?" "M-My name is Pink Sunshine." She replied. Sans then reached his hand out. "we're friends now. let's shake on it." Sunshine then shook his hand, and hear a loud fart noise. "hehehe..." "Did I seriously fall for that twice?" She asked herself. "yeah," Sans said, maintaining his chill attitude. "my bro has fallen for it a ton of times...a SKELE-ton!" Sunshine didn't know what to do, so she forced out a fake laugh, "Ahh ha ha...ha ha ha..." Sans then pulled his hand out of his pocket, and lifted it up at Sunshine. "nah, don't sweat it, kid. alot of people don't find my awesome jokes funny." Sans then shoved his hand back into his pocket and looked down at Sunshine. "anyways, how'd a pony like you find her way here? i don't think Ponies count as monsters, do they?" "Well I...I fell down here from my home world, Equestria, and now I'm living in the ruins." She said. "that's hilarious." Sans said. "Well, I'm gonna go exploring for a bit." Sans then furrowed where his brows should be, "well, you could get lost, here let me help." Sans said. "i'll hang with you for a bit, I don't have anything better to do anyway." "Wow! Thanks. Although, we need to make sure I'm back home before tomorrow, I'm technically not supposed to be here." "SANS!" They heard the loud voice yell. The came a tall, thin Skeleton. "SANS! WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR STATION?!!?" "heh, sorry bro. i'm just hanging out with my new friend." The taller skeleton then looked at Sunshine, and she awkwardly waved back. "SANS! WHERE DID THAT PONY COME FROM?!?" He asked. "i dunno. i just found her here." "WELL, WITHER WAY GET BACK TO WORK!!! I'M SICK OF YOU ALWAYS SLACKING OFF!" "heh. well if you've got a-" "DON'T SAY IT!!!" "bone to pick with me, you could just say." The taller skeleton pinched the bridge of his nose, and let out a sight. "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I DON'T CARE!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!!!" He then ran off. "Who was that?" Sunshine asked Sans. "that was just my bro, papyrus." "Oh. Okay." "anyways, why don't we go to grillby's?" "Who is "Grillby"?" "here, let me show you."