You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

by RatherHomely


18

"Oh, Applejack," You get down on one knee. "Ever since my eyes have wandered upon your graceful and grey form, my heart has been beating like a drum! I feel things stir inside me that I've never felt before!"
Applejack raises an eyebrow. "Something you had for lunch not sittin' well with you?"
"No, I mean I'm in love!"
"Oh, okay. With who?"
You whip out some castanets, clacking them together as you shimmy up to Applejack. In her ear, you whisper gently, "You."
"Oh, um, uh..." Applejack backs away nervously. "Sorry, but I'm, uh, already engaged. Yeah, that's it... With Bloomberg!"
You roll your eyes. "Applejack, of all the lies you've told me so far, this one is the most outlandish." You hear a loud thumping noise approaching you from behind, but ignore it. "I mean, seriously. Maybe I would've fallen for the being engaged part. Maybe I would've fallen for a specific stallion. But Bloom-" You stop as a large shadow blocks out the sun. Something taps you on the shoulder. You turn around slowly, only to see something much like an ent towering over you. You gulp nervously. "Um, hello. What can I do for you...?"
The creature has an extremely deep voice. It growls, "Are you messing with my girl?"
"Oh, uh, you must be Bloomberg! It's a pleasure, to meet-"
Bloomberg grabs you by the scruff of your collar and lifts you up, looking you dead in the eye, two oaken pupils staring into your soul. "Have. You. Been. Messing. With. My. Girl?"
You let out a tiny squeak. "Maybe a little..."
Turns out Bloomberg is strong. Really strong. This can be backed by the fact you are currently flying through the air at around forty miles per hour, and quickly approaching a large tree.

> Once you regain consciousness, move onto the next pony. The last thing you want to do is upset Bloomberg again.