A FILLY Big Problem

by TheMajorTechie


The Dynamic Duo of Destruction

Celestia planted her tiny hoof into the tile floor, her Alicorn strength amplifying it to the point of which the entire palace began trembling.

Immediately, both Shining Armor and Cadence shot a firm glare in her direction, fully expecting some sort of intruder... only to find a tiny Celestia with a pouty-face.

Cadence was the first to react to the strange phenomenon. "Uh... Aunt Celestia?" She began, "Why are you... y'know, a filly?"

"NotimetoexplaingottaplayalldaywithanotherfillybecauseI'mfeelingsoupbeatfromthattrainravepartyand--" Celestia took a deep breath, and continued her rambling. "--Ijustreallywanttoplay."

Flurry Heart began giggling as Shining Armor lifted her from the high-chair. "Well, uh, Celestia, there's Flurry Heart here, you could play with her for now."

Celestia's eyes lit up. "Yes! Yes all day! I'd LOVE to play with your daughter!"

Shining Armor cleared his throat, and shot a questioning look at Celestia.

"Uh, I mean, Sure, I'd like to watch after your daughter for the time being..."

Shining looked at Cadence, who nodded. "Fine, you'll watch after our daughter for an hour, but no more, and no less. Even if you are the Princess, I still don't fully trust anypony, ever since that one incident on my wedding day..."

Cadence began trailing off her words, her eyes beginning to fill with tears. As her soft weeping began, Shining began patting her back.

"OOook..." Celestia whispered to herself, "Now that that's done and over with, what should I call our team..."

Celestia's attention was quickly overtaken by Flurry Heart, who had already crawled over to her.

"Hi," Celestia said politely, "You wanna play?"

Flurry Heart blew a raspberry, and rolled over giggling.

"I'll take that as a yes."

With that, and Shining Armor's permission, Celestia flew out of the castle, Flurry Heart in tow, ready for the adventures that awaited her. During mid-flight, she watched the terrain underneath her transform from the metropolitan maze of streets to the vast plantations of the outlying rural areas of the Empire. Her eyes set upon a small hill with several trees. She turned her head towards Flurry Heart, who's continued giggling assured her that she was indeed enjoying the ride.

Within seconds, the two found themselves on the hill, which from what Celestia could tell from above, wasn't covered with blooming flowers before. The pollen rose into the air in small clouds everywhere they stepped, and as all pollen does, they triggered the allergies.

Because of their sheer distance from the Crystal Heart, Flurry Heart's full Alicorn powers had been fully unleashed, and with a single sneeze, a massive, smoking crater formed on the ground beside the two.

"Well then," began Celestia, "I bet I can outdo that..."

She charged her horn, and sent a devastating blast hurtling straight into the ground, unveiling all sorts of various treasures, ranging from ancient fossils, to the buried treasure of a long-forgotten pirate who apparently loved land sharks.

Flurry Heart watched the destruction unfold in awe, her immature mind registering it as something she definitely had to do herself. Her face crunched up into an adorable, yet strangely constipated figure, as she purposefully charged her horn for the first time. Within a matter of seconds, an even larger beam of destruction shot all around the area, turning every building within almost a mile radius into burning piles of rubble.

It was then where Celestia realized what her team name should be. "Hey Flurry," she yelled excitedly.

The smaller Alicorn filly turned her attention to the larger filly.

"Let's call ourselves the 'Dynamic Duo of Destruction', or the 'Triple-D-struction' for short."

As she hadn't learned to speak yet, Flurry Heart could only babble happily in return.