Why is this my life?

by GamerTag


Middle School Reunion

"Do middle schools normally have a reunion?"John asked.

John, Gamertag, Kiara, Shooting Star, and Rift Raft were all outside their old middle school. Tonight was their middle school reunion.

"No, normally there is a HIGH school reunion, but our school has always been.... special," Shooting Star answered.

"C'mon guys! Let's go inside and see all of our old friends!" Kiara said excitedly.

The five ponies walked inside, they had to first stop and get their name tags.

"Why does my name tag say Riff Raff?" Rift Raft asked, "that's my brother!"

"Oh please Rift Raft it's not that ba- WHY IS MY NAME SHOOTING SNOT?!" Shooting Star yelled.

"OH MY GOSH, GAMERTAG'S NAME IS A FUTURE SHIP NAME!" Kiara squealed.

"No, it is not!" Gamertag argued while her eyes were pink, "They just wrote GamerShard!"

"Yeah, they wrote it in a school that Game Shard didn't go to, that is destiny my friend." John said with a smirk.

"Sh-Shut up!" Gamertag stammered, her eyes still pink.

"WHY IS MY NAME SIMBA?!" Kiara cried.

"I guess they watched the wrong lion king movie." Rift Raft said.

"Ha ha, my name is actually right!" John said.

"Whatever. Can we just go inside now?" Gamertag asked.

The ponies then walked into their old gym, which is where the party was being held.

"OH MY GOSH, LOOK WHO IT IS!" Kiara yelled excitedly, pointing at a stallion.

"Is that the pony that gave me a pen years ago?" Gamertag asked.

"YES! LET'S GO SAY HI!" Kiara said, and then started pulling Gamertag away with her magic, but John hit Kiara's horn and stopped her.

"OW!" Kiara yelled and rubbed her horn.

"This is just what I was afraid of, all the old ships Kiara made are in one place." John said.

"Well, you guys better not look over there.” Rift Raft said. Everypony turned to where Rift Raft was pointing.

"IS THAT-" Shooting Star started.

"THE TWO STALLIONS THAT FOUGHT OVER GAMERTAG!" Kiara finished and then at lightning speed, grabbed Gamertag and brought her over there.

"Why did you point them out?!" Shooting Star yelled at Rift Raft.

"I was trying to warn you guys!" Rift Raft yelled, Shooting Star facehooved.

"Why are we here anyway? If we knew Kiara would do this then why did we still come?" John asked.

"Because I want to find a old paper Kiara made years ago, she made it and got a bad grade on it, even thought it was creative writing, I need to read it because I feel the school is hiding something." Shooting Star explained and then grabbed Rift Raft, "Rift Raft and I will go look for the paper, you keep an eye on Kiara, once she is done trying to ship Gamertag, find us."

Shooting Star and Rift Raft then left the gym while John went towards Kiara and Gamertag.

The two stallions were talking to each other at the snack table, when they heard a voice.

"Hey guys!" The voice said.

The two stallions turned and found Kiara standing there.

"Oh, hey Kiara." One of the stallions said.

"What have you been up to?" The other stallion asked.

"Not much, but you know who has A LOT of new things going on?" Kiara asked, the two stallions shook their heads, and Kiara pointed behind her, where nopony was. It was the spot Gamertag was a few minutes before.

The two stallions looked at each other in confusion and Kiara looked at where she pointed, only to find Gamertag was not there.

"DAMN IT! Hold on one second." Kiara said and then started looking for Gamertag. She found her hiding under the bleachers.

"There you are!" Kiara exclaimed and grabbed Gamertag with her magic.

Once Kiara put Gamertag back down, right I from the of the stallions, their eyes went wide and their mouths fell open.

"H-hey Gamertag!" The first stallion said nervously.

"You look great!" The other one blurted out.

"Th-thanks..." Gamertag said, her eyes pink.

The ponies then stood there awkwardly, all the while Kiara was smiling like a foal on Hearth's Warming Eve.

"Gamertag! Kiara! There you two are!" John yelled.

"Oh hey, I see Kiara and John are still a couple," The first stallion said with a grin. At that, Kiara and John both froze, they both had giant blushes on their faces.

Gamertag, then started smiling when she got a idea.

"Yep! And these two love birds REALLY want to get their picture taken, so I will show them where that is and be back here in a minute," Gamertag said and then pushed John and Kiara away.

One they were out of sight from the stallions, Gamertag said, "I NEED A PLACE TO HIDE!"

"No you don't! You should pick one to dance with! Oh! It could be like the bachelorette!" Kiara said.

"No Kiara, we don't have time for this. We have to meet Shooting Star and Rift Raft upstairs somewhere, they are looking for a old paper Kiara wrote." John explained.

"Why? It was probably about how cute of a couple me and the pen pony would be," Gamertag said.

"I ONLY DID THAT ONCE!" Kiara yelled.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME! YOU LITERALLY CALLED HIM PEN PONY!" Gamertag yelled back.

"Guys, stop! Let's just go find Shooting Star and Rift Raft, alright?" John said. And the three of them left the gym.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

"Are you sure you aren't crazy?"

Shooting Star and Rift Raft were at their class's old ELA room. The two of them were searching, and Rift Raft started talking.

"I mean, you are looking for a paper that is probably not even here." Rift Raft said.

"I already checked all of Kiara's records, it HAS to be here..." Shooting Star explained.

Rift Raft stopped looking for a second to look at Shooting Star.

"You didn't answer my question." Rift Raft said.

Shooting Star sighed and then stopped looking, so she could look at Rift Raft.

"Yes, I am not crazy. The teachers deny the idea that this paper ever EXISTED." Shooting Star answered and then continued looking.

"Do you even know what the paper is about?" Rift Raft asked.

"No, I tried asking Kiara but she doesn't even remember the paper." Shooting Star answered.

The two continued looking, when all of a sudden Shooting Star yelled,

"I FOUND IT!"

Right at that moment, Gamertag, John, and Kiara walked into the room.

"You found the paper?" John asked.

"Yes, now let's see what the school was trying to hide from us..." Shooting Star said and then started reading the paper out loud.

As they read, it turned out the paper was about how schools were in an alliance with food companies, all kinds. Basically what they would do is talk about food, have food examples, food related problems, and have horrible school food. Then when the foals were able to eat somewhere else, they would buy the food they talked about in school, it was like subliminal message.

"Hey! I remember this assignment. We were supposed to do creative writing, and somehow I got a bad grade on mine!" Kiara said.

"School and food industries in an alliance? That's insane." Shooting Star said.

"But true..." A voice said.

The ponies turned to find one of their old teachers holding a gun in his magic, he was pointing it at them.

"WAIT, THAT WAS REAL?!" Gamertag yelled.

"I WAS JOKING!" Kiara yelled back.

"I MEANT THAT KIARA WAS INSANE, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT!" Shooting Star yelled.

"QUIET!" The teacher yelled.

They all went silent.

"Good, now listen. What Kiara wrote was all true, you see-" The teacher started but was interrupted by Rift Raft.

Rift Raft had grabbed one of the textbooks and threw it at the teacher's horn. She then punched him right on the muzzle and he became unconscious.

"Woah..." John said in shock.

"That... THAT WAS AWESOME!" Gamertag yelled.

"Rift Raft, you saved us!" Shooting Star said and then hugged Rift Raft. Kiara grinned an all knowing grin at their affections.

Then, everything went black.

~~~Later~~~

Gamertag woke up in what looked like a dungeon. She was tied to a chair, there was nopony else around.

"JOHN!" She yelled.

No response.

"KIARA!"

No response.

"SHOOTING STAR!"

No response.

"RIFT RAFT!"

Still no response.

"Anypony?" She asked in a weak voice. She was afraid.

"Hello Gamertag, would you like to play a game?" A voice said.

Gamertag looked up, she saw a speaker hanging on the wall in front of her.

"Who are you?" Gamertag asked.

"You don't know me? Well I definitely know you," The voice said.

"Are you jigsaw?" Gamertag asked.

"What no," The voice said.

"Then are you Josh?"

"NO! WHO IS-"

"He is from Until Dawn, it is-"

"I DON'T CARE!" The voice yelled. Gamertag gulped.

"JUST LISTEN! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN DIFFERENT ROOMS, YOU WILL LIVE HERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!" The voice explained.

"Then why did you ask if I wanted to play a game?" Gamertag asked.

"SILENCE!" The voice yelled.

As the voice stopped, Gamertag just sat there, contemplating what to do, when all of a sudden the door to the cell opened. The ponies who opened the doors were the two stallions that used to like Gamertag.

"I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!" Both stallions yelled and then looked at each other angrily.

"NO I AM SAVING HER!" One yelled.

"NO I AM!" The other yelled.

"NO I-" The first one started but was interrupted by Gamertag.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND HELP ME!" Gamertag yelled.

The two stallions looked at Gamertag, then at each other, and then they went to go untie Gamertag.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

"Hello John, would you like to play a game?" A voice asked.

John groaned, "That is so cliché,"

"IS EVERYPONY HERE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ME?!" The voice yelled, John jumped at the voice. John was also tied to a chair.

"Listen, I want to have some fun, so I am going to give you a gun, you will have to choose between you and your marefriend," The voice explained.

"Marefriend?" John asked.

"Kiara..." The voice said and then laughed evilly.

John blushed, "She is not my marefriend," he mumbled.

"Oh? So you will have no trouble killing her then," The voice said and then the wall in front of John opened. In the other room was a chair with rope on it. In front of the chair was a standing Kiara.

"WHAT?! HOW DID YOU GET OUT?!" The voice yelled.

"I'm a unicorn, wow now I know how it feels when I have to explain everything I do, like Moonshine." Kiara said.

"WHAT!? I THOUGHT I PUT A MAGIC RING ON YOUR HORN TO PREVENT YOU FROM USING MAGIC!" The voice yelled.

"Nope, I guess you forgot." Kiara said and then walked over to John and untied him.

The voice yelled angrily and then stopped. Once John was untied, Kiara said,

"Let's go find Gamertag, Rift Raft, and Shooting Star,"

"Yeah," John said, Kiara started running towards the exit when John yelled,

"WAIT STOP!" Kiara stopped and looked at him.

"How... how much of me and the voice's conversation did you hear?" John asked.

"None of it, why?" Kiara asked.

"Oh, just wondering..." John said and then him and Kiara ran out of the chamber.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

Rift Raft woke to the sound of a voice yelling angrily.

"I swear, NOTHING is going right today," The voice said in frustration.

"Um, hello?" Rift Raft asked.

"OH! Hello there Rift Raft, would you like to play a game?" The voice asked.

"A game? SURE! I BET I COULD BEAT YOU AT ALL YOUR GAMES, HECK I BET I COULD DO A BETTER JOB THEN YOU ARE AT... WHATEVER THIS IS!" Rift Raft yelled.

"EXCUSE ME! THIS THING COSTS A LOT OF MONEY SO I DOUBT-" The voice started but was interrupted by by the left wall being blown up. When the smoke cleared, Shooting Star was standing there.

"YOU GOT OUT?! HOW?!" The voice yelled.

Shooting Star opened her mouth to answer but the voice interrupted her.

"Never mind, I already know," The voice said annoyed and then turned off.

"Hi Star!" Rift Raft said happily, Shooting Star smiled at Rift Raft.

"Hello Rift Raft, good to see you are okay, now c'mon," Shooting Star started but then paused to burn a part of the rope on Rift Raft's chair off with her magic, "let's go find the others,"

And with that, the two left the chamber to go find the others.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

"GAMERTAG BE CAREFUL!" One of the stallions yelled.

The three of them were walking down a long hall, the two stallions kept being extremely protective of Gamertag.

"WHAT!" Gamertag yelled in a panic, she stopped walking completely.

"YOU COULD HAVE TRIPPED ON THIS ROCK!" The stallion yelled and then moved the rock out of Gamertag's path. Gamertag sighed in annoyance.

"Can this get any worse?" Gamertag asked.

"Can and has," A voice said.

The three ponies turned to the source of the voice, it was John. John was standing there with his wing around Kiara, who was currently smiling a enormous smile.

"GAMERTAG! YOU HAVE TWO KNIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOR!" Kiara yelled excitedly.

"Yeah, and you have one," Gamertag said with a grin. Both Kiara and John blushed at her comment.

"Wow, that is just too perfect," One of the stallions said.

"Yeah, I bet they kissed when they found each other," The other stallion said with a grin.

Kiara looked extremely pissed, so she said,

"HEY GUESS WHAT! GAMERTAG STILL HASN'T HAD HER FIRST KISS! ONE OF YOU SHOULD CLAIM IT!" Kiara yelled.

Gamertag stared at her and then the stallions with wide eyes, filled with fear. The two stallions looked at her with desire.

"Guys... are you okay?" Gamertag asked, backing away slowly. Then the two stallions started chasing Gamertag.

"WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING TREXS?!" John yelled. Kiara just shrugged.

"Well, I at least TRY not to," Kiara said, "I just didn't like their comments,"

"Yeah, me neither," John said. The two then looked at each other.

At that moment, the two started closing in, their eyes still looking at each other, and then-

"MY CELESTIA WHAT DID YOU DO, KIARA!" A voice yelled.

Kiara and John jumped away from each other, their heads snapped to the source of the voice, it was Shooting Star.

"Don't worry Star, I can handle this," Rift Raft said and then chased after Gamertag and the two stallions.

~~~Later~~~

A few minutes later, Rift Raft came back, Gamertag by her side.

"Oh good you found- wait... RIFT RAFT WHERE ARE THE STALLIONS?!" Shooting Star yelled.

"I knocked them out," Rift Raft said bluntly. Shooting Star rubbed between her eyes in irritation.

"Whatever, we are almost out, we can deal with that later," John said. And the five ponies started walking.

~~~Later~~~

They found it, the exit.

"THERE IT IS!" Kiara yelled and then ran towards it.

"KIARA! WAIT!" Gamertag yelled, but it was too late.

All of a sudden, a group of ponies, all from their old school, dropped down from the ceiling, they were all holding guns. Kiara stopped right in front of them and backed away, going to her friends.

"Did you really think it would be that easy?" One of their teachers asked.

"Well, seeing as how you forgot that unicorns exist, yes," Shooting Star said.

"Well-" Another teacher started but was interrupted by a explosion.

A enormous group of ponies came out, also holding guns, they all looked like ponies from the mob, they started shooting the teachers.

"Hey guys!" A voice yelled happily.

The five ponies turned their head to find Moonshine, next to,

"IS THAT THE MOB LEADER?!" Gamertag yelled.

"You mean the godfather?" Shooting Star corrected.

"WHO CARES?!" Gamertag, Rift Raft, John, and Kiara all yelled at the same time.

"Yeah! He's my dad!" Moonshine said happily. The ponies just stared at her in shock.

"C'mon, we need to get out of here," The godfather said and started walking out, Moonshine following. The other five ponies followed after.

They were lead to a limo, where there were two very tuff looking stallions sitting in the car already.

Everypony got into the limo, leaving groups of ponies to continue fighting.

All the ponies sat their in silence, until Gamertag broke it.

"So, it looks like we owe Skyler money now," Gamertag said

~~~Meanwhile~~~

“WHAT IS GOING ON!” A white unicorn yelled.

“THE MOB IS FIGHTING OUR TEACHERS!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!” A dark blue pegasus yelled.

“STARDUST! HOW CAN YOU LIKE THIS?!” The unicorn yelled.

“HOW COULD YOU NOT, DIVINA?!” Stardust yelled back.

And then the two kissed because Divina thinks that is how you shut people up, and an amazing romance was born- oh wait it is already been 10 years… THIS IS MY ROMANCE STORY SO I DON’T CARE.

The unicorn then pulled out a notebook.

“What are you doing?” Stardust asked.

“Writing the next chapter of our fanfiction,” Divina answered.

“Oh..kay?” Stardust said and then continued watching the fight.