The Things You See On The Internet...

by Zanem-Ji


MySpace: What's That? (Ditzy & Dinky)

Ditzy beamed with pride as she stared at her profile page. Her picture showed her and Dinky, smiling into the camera they were posing for. The profile background was grey, with bubbles floating up the screen. She had a small paragraph that told a bit about herself, with her name and birth day posted next to it. She had just gotten her first friend and was searching out some more when her daughter rounded the corner. Her eyes immediately honed in one the screen and a smirk made its way to her lips,

“Mom…did you just make that profile?”

Ditzy nodded. “Yes ma’am! I think I did quite a good job.”

A snicker escaped Dinky, “What are you doing?”

“Trying to find others from around town.” Ditzy squinted her eyes in concentration, “But I’m having a hard time finding anypony…”

Another giggle, “Mom?”

“Yes dear?”

“Nopony uses MySpace anymore.”

Ditzy’s eyes went wide and her head whipped into Dinky’s direction, “What?!”

“Nopony uses it anymore. For like…years. Everypony’s on Facebook.” She reached the front door and opened it, “Anyway, I’m going to go hang out with Sweetie Belle. I’ll see you later!”

The door closed with a soft click, and Ditzy let out a defeated sigh, before beginning the process of deleting the profile.