//------------------------------// // Interlude Breakfast // Story: The Human is Evil? // by Pesoen //------------------------------// Morning came as it always did, waking me up. "Time to get to work" i said to myself, quietly making my way to the kitchen. "Let's see what we have to work with" i said as i opened up the fridge. Just as i did, Pinkie Pie jumped out of the fridge, giving me a low "Goodmorning sleepy head" before looking into the fridge with me. "So how well did you sleep pinks?" i asked, seemingly okay with her jumping out of the fridge. "Just super, nothing beats your own bed for a sleep over" she replied, as she smiled at me "How was your sleep?" she asked. "About as good as it gets these days, you know how it is right?" "Sure do, i just hope Twilight can find a solution for you" "Same here pinks, same here, now lets get on with breakfast, i still have a lot to cover before we can move along" "Yupeeroni, let's make pancakes, it has been a while since we all ate pancakes together" "Great idea pinks, you make the pancakes, i will make a mouthwatering syrup to put on them" "You got it" As she moved to the stove, starting the pancakes, i started looking into my mind to find the best syrup recipe i could get, as i had used several years making the perfect syrup, out of boredom, and because my mind was still my own while Celestia controlled my body. Just as i started to create the best one i had using my magic, Twilight entered the kitchen. "Goodmorning Twilight, sleep well?" i asked her. "Yes i did, why is Pinkie making pancakes? and what are you doing?" "Pinkie is making pancakes, so i could focus on the syrup, and i am making syrup for the pancakes" "Ohh, what kind of syrup?" "The best kind, i have spent several years locked away inside my own mind, with nothing to do, so i decided to make syrup" at that, Twilight just looked at me with a strange expression on her face. "How many years did you spend on syrup?" she asked, looking just a bit nervous. "A good two years total, spent over a period of about ten years" "So you have spent about 17000 hours thinking about syrup?" "Something along those lines yes, and before you ask, no i did not go insane, i was close however" "But why syrup!?" "Why not? i had nothing better to do, and i like syrup, seemed like a no-brainer back when i did this research" just as i was done, the syrup was made, and i had an idea. "Hey Twilight, Starswirl the Bearded was actually female!" i said loudly, but not loud enough to wake the others. "What!?" she replied, leaving her mouth opened, just as i had planed, i placed a single drop of the syrup on her tongue, and watched her mind trying to comprehend the taste. "You know, when your mind shuts down, you have the most cute expression of thought i have ever seen" i said to her, as she was still trying to process this new taste. "I think you broke her" Pinkie said, after a couple of minutes, where Twilight only blinked, and nothing else. "I think so too, but it is a good kind of broken, don't you think?" "Sure is, now lets get her back to the land of magical ponies" Pinkie said with a small laugh. as she took a spoon, and scraped the syrup of Twilights tongue, and then slurped it down herself, only to have her now in the same state as Twilight was. "What was that taste?" Twilight asked quietly, and very slowly moved towards me. "The syrup i spent almost two whole years on making, i take it you like it?" i asked with a smile. "Like it? i can't stop thinking about it right now, the taste was so good, it was sweet, but not too sweet, solid, yet liquid enough to move around" "And the best part of it, it contains no fat or sugar at all" i then said. seeing her expression change to curiosity. "How can this be without sugar or fat? you mean to tell me i could eat this and only this, and not gain weight?" she asked. "No, i just said it does not contain sugar or fat, you still need to eat a lot of this to live on it, so you would gain some weight, and your mind might not make it, as it contains no real vitamins or stuff your body needs" she then turned towards Pinkie, who looked like she was coming off the high my syrup had given her "Wow, that was some good stuff" Pinkie said, sounding high. "Indeed it is, though i am gonna tone it down just a bit, so we can actually eat without turning into mindless ponies for a few minutes after each bite" i said, as i thined it out using my magic. "That might be a good idea" Twilight said, as she pulled out plates, and started making the table. "Pancakes are done" Pinkie said, as she bounced the pancakes over to the table. "Great, now lets wake up the others so we can eat" i said, as i slowly made my way into the living room, where the others were still sleeping. i pointed at Pinkie, and then to Rainbow, to which she saluteds me, and went to work. then i pointed at Twilight, and directed her towards Rarity, she nodded and moved towards her bed. "That leaves one, as Twilight will likely wake spike as well" i said to myself, slowly making my way towards the last bed. An idea formed in my mind, as i used some magic to transform myself into a hamster and hopped into the bed, making Fluttershy stir a bit, but not wake up just yet. "Time to wake up my dear" i whispered into her ears, gently moving my paw around her ears, making them flick around trying to stop whatever was touching them. "Just a minute more" she replied rather sleepily, as she started to hug me, as if i was a stuffed animal. "Sorry, but breakfast is ready now, wound't want it to be cold would we?" "No, i guess not" she said, as she started to open her eyes, and looked at me. "Oh, who might you be?" "You have three guesses, but if you guess all three wrong, you will owe me a small favor" i said, as a small smile appeared on my hamster face, making me look even cuter than i did before. "Hmm, Hamsterson?" "Not me no" "One from the family of hamster in my house" "I do not belong to that family no" "Then maybe you are that 'evil' human?" she made the air quotes. "Aww, you guess it" i said, slowly transforming into my human self, still in bed with her. "Well, you did give me three guesses, and you did not belong to any of the hamster families i know" "Welp, can't win every time, now lets get some food" i said, as i pulled the blanket off us, and used my magic to lift her up, and started to carry her to the kitchen so we could eat. The rest of the gang was already at the table, just waiting for us. "What took you so long? had to cuddle along the way?" Rainbow asked with a smile, to which Fluttershy blushed. "If you really must know, i tried something different than just pulling off the sheet, and forcing her up, but i could cuddle next time, though it might be you instead Rainbow Dash" i replied, as she started to blush. "Now lets eat, before i make all of you blush and forget about the pancakes"