Julian – CsCamper – DashCamp(IDBrony)
Part 10 – The Soup is Ready!
Did I talk too much about my friend? Oh.. okay. Let’s get back to myself, not a lot of things happening lately, only some parties at Sugarcube corner, etc. Oh! Do you remember last month? About the Royal Wedding in Canterlot? The Royal Canterlot Wedding? I played in the reception party! You don’t believe me? *Sigh* Let me tell you the story. About some days, maybe 2 or 3 days before the wedding, it was just a usual morning. I woke up after my alarm clock beeped lots of times, I was lazy as usual. 5 minute bath and couple toothbrush strokes on my teeth. “Clean and done” I said to myself, I was just going to grab my breakfast from the fridge when Pinkie suddenly popped out from from the jar. “Hey, Dj Ponie. I got a very absolutely extremely ultra mega awesomely amazing news for you, can you believe what news is that? An extremely hot news come straight from Canterlot Castle! Straight as Twilight mane line from the Princess! One of the most eventful event even more than my own Birthday Party! The- *hpmhphmhpmhhhhh*” , I used both my front hooves, “Alright Pinkie I got your point, what event?”
Her mouth opened wide and shaped a very big grin, bigger than my disc. “The princess chose me to be the party planner for Twilight B.B.B.F.F Royal wedding with Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, and...... I want you to play as the DJ, it’s going to be the best of the bestest best of best party ever! I can’t wait for everything, the cakes applejack going to make for the wedding, the music, and I have upgraded my party cannon, Oh I don’t know how to react anymore, maybe I will explode!” She burst up to the air, through the clouds, and then I didn’t know how, created fireworks and landed perfectly in front of me, without making hole in my roof. “So are you going to play?” I was still startled, first, because of Pinkie Pie, second, a Royal Canterlot Event. One my biggest event ever! Actually, my very first big event.
“Hello... knock knock, anypony inside?” She knocked on my forehead, “Oh sorry, Pinkie. I was surprised, a Royal Canterlot Event? It’s just WOW.” “so are you going to play?”, “dunno Pinkie, I am just an average DJ, not elite nor senior or even a good DJ.” , “Aw... Vinyl. The Princess also said about an orchestra.” She said softly, “Orchestra?” I asked her,”Eeyupe!”, “Okay then, when?”, “April 21st”. “Okay then, see you in Canterlot 3 days from now”, “Okie Dokie Lokie DJ Ponie”, “What did you call me?”, “DJ Ponie, anything wrong with that Vinyl? or maybe with another punctuation or words like, Deejay Poneh, or maybe Dije Pony, or normal DJ Pony maybe? I have known you for some months and I still don’t know your stage name, oh Celestia why I’m so forgetful, so... what’s your stage name?”, Pinkie reminded me about one important thing, I still don’t have my stage name. “I don’t have one.” , “Then, make one! Like I once I know about non-existing word, and I added it on the dictionary myself, chimichanga, it means chim chang changa chang ching cham, every word have their own explanation, chim is *mmpphh*” , Well... you know why I did that. “Let’s get back to the point”, I said softly.
“Okay Miss DJ, let’s see the name list”, she pulled a roll of paper out of nowhere. “DJ Purple Glass, nah.. double quiver? Taken, DJ dj? Urm... Wubwubwubcakes? Nah... , nananananana batmare? Oh wait, wrong list....” She listed almost every single word in dictionary, Pinkie’s logic is non-understandable logic. “Why don’t start with something simple? Like what you called me, DJ Ponie” I said to her, “How about DJ Pon3, with ie to 3!” , “Uhhh... Pardon?” , “Change the ‘ie’ to 3 and you get DJ pon-three, sounds cool cause it’s rhyme, ponie, pon3, ponie,pon3, ponie3nie3nie3, number three is also good, like half-mare 3 , pony fortress 3, and-“ I reflexed my hooves, “Oh sorry tehe...” she said with a small grin.She was going to start talking again, so.. well. Anyway, me and Pinkie made my stage name, as you know, DJ Pon3, first ranked DJ in the whole Equestria, boasting aren’t illegal, right?
I prepared some songs for the party, unluckily, Pinkie told me that Canterlot ponies didn’t accept wubstep, which was lame. But hey, it was pretty worth it. I didn’t sleep for about 2 days, and the day before the wedding, I overslept. I rushed to the train station, bought a ticket in a hurry, and dashed into the train with my box of DJ set in the luggage car. And... Canterlot was in a strange condition, some green goo everywhere, I saw a big lump of those goo right in front of the station. Canterlot looked like in a total chaos, everypony was screaming, running everywhere, I wondered if something happened. Bunch of black ponies were also there, it was only... they looked strange, they were like insects. Dark skin, no fur, hole leg,thin insect-like wings, sharp teeth and big eyes.
I trotted pass them, They didn’t seem to notice me. They chased some ponies, shape shifting into ponies around them. I was still confused, then I heard a familiar blasting sound, I focused harder and I heard Pinkie’s cannon. She started the party out of schedule, well.. that’s Pinkie, maybe those insect like ponies were hired by Pinkie. And... I didn’t know where the castle is, I wandered around Canterlot, seeing those insect-ponies transforming. I could see the castle in the distance, but it was just.., I couldn’t find a way to the castle. Not so long, I saw a sphere growing from the Castle, the sphere pushed those insect like creatures out of Canterlot. Those creatures blasted off faster than Pinkie’s mouth, I was still completely lost about what happened, in fact I’m still confused about what happened.*blah blah blah*(after some talks with the interviewer ) So... the changelings attacked? They are insects-like creatures which feed on love? Interesting.
Hours later, the sky was getting dark, I haven’t found my way to the Castle. I almost gave up when I heard Pinkie’s sound inside my DJ set, I opened the box and the disc was playing by itself. “DJ Pon3, come on! It almost started, your music is very important right now, come here, ASAP” , “How?” I talked to myself, strangely the disc replied to me, “Put your hooves on the window next to you, and put on your glasses too.” , “like thi- whoa...” I strangely got teleported next to her, “Come on! Let’s get this party started!” She shouted with her loud noticeable voice, I didn’t ask any further and started playing. The party was pretty wild for a royal party, perhaps because of Pinkie? I think only Pinkie has the answer, and she lied to me about the orchestra*humph*, dang. And that event was my start of becoming famous, and the result is me. Let me tell you how I become famous, after-
“Vinyl! The soup is getting cold, you can continue your interview next time!”
“Coming, Octav!” oh.. I forgot to tell you she is living with me now, maybe I will tell everything next time, goodbye everypony."
THE END
*last author notes*
phew... done and done done :3, it’s very hard to make a Pinkie styled dialogues, I messed up a lot. But at least I tried, I don’t care if I failed, a fail is just another step of success. Anyway, thank you everypony for wasting some minutes of your life reading my shitty fanfic, I’m currently out of idea, so... probably no new story in 1 month maybe? Let’s see what happens next, thank you and goodbye.