"Today, we'll be having a new student joining us!" The teacher announced cheerfully. Harmony groaned silently, and entered the room.
"This," She continued. "Is Harmony. He's been... what was it again?" She asked.
"Set adrift through time." Harmony said passive-aggressively. The teacher looked at him a moment.
"... Right... While he's adjusting back into Equestrian life, he'll be going to school here. Does anyone have any questions for Harmony?" She asked. Every single hoof in the room shot up. Harmony sighed.
"I'm called a human, you've never heard of them because they're from another world." 3/4 of the hooves sank. Harmony face palmed and said: "No. I don't eat ponies." Every hoof but one feel. "What's your question?" He asked, nasally and annoyed.
"If humans are from another world, how did you get here?" A little turquoise filly with the mane of filly Luna asked. Harmony paused.
"That's... actually a good question. It all started-" He looked at the Teacher, who looked at the clock and back at him. "... some other time." He said
"Good, Now, take your seat Harmony and we can begin class."
"...What." Spike said in monotone, standing outside the classroom.
"Celestia and Luna had a sibling from another world named 'Harmony' and he was lost in time, but I brought him back."
"Duh!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I thought that was obvious." She giggled, taking a look at the strange creature that was apparently the brother of the princesses through the open school door.
About 4-and-a-half hours in, if you were absolutely silent, you could hear Harmony mentally screaming at hearing the same stuff he'd already heard. Though history was interesting... until he heard about the Nightmare moon incident.
"... At which point, Luna transformed into a wicked mare of darkness, Nightmare moon."
"WHAT!?!?!" Harmony shrieked. The teacher (clearly a descendant of Mrs. Learnbudd) looked mildly annoyed, but continued.
"She vowed to shroud the land in eternal night-"
"She tried to WHAT!?!" He shrieked again.
"This is all ancient history, Harmony." The teacher explained.
"Well it's news to me! She's my little sister!"
"Actually..." The teacher began. "You were always the little one. I did some reading up on you, and it turns out that the princesses were already hundreds of years old when you got there." She said. "Now, if we could get back on track-"
"My life is a lie..." Harmony muttered, dropping his head on the desk. Before the teacher could try again to restart the lesson, the bell rang signalling the end of the school day.
"Class dismissed," the clearly P@@ved teacher said. Harmony stood up and walking, staring straight ahead, toward the palace.
Luna was finally about to dose off after another long night. About to, that is, until Harmony burst in.
"WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME?!?" He shouted. Luna's ears flopped backwards.
"Um... about what?" She asked, sitting up.
"You know what!" He said, angrily. Before Luna could continue, Harmony did. "You were older than me, I thought I was your big brother the entire time, but I was the LITTLE one all along!"
"..."