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// What the Buck!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
// Story: Take This Life Away 
// by DubStepPony 
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(Derrick)

“Are you two all right?” A sweet kind voice asked as I began to regain conciseness. 
“Yea I'm fine” I said with my eyes still closed as I began to try to get up. Weird it feels like I have four legs and no arms hmm... I finally got up and try to rub my eyes but as I lifted up my two arms in the front I completely fell on my face causing me to open my eyes once I hit the ground. I saw a mysterious purple figure in front of me and my vision was still a little hazy. I blinked a couple times to get my vision back to normal and I saw only to what I can describe as a cartoonish purple horse with purple hair with a pink stripe running down it.
“AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE BUCK!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled out loud covering my mouth right as I said that. Wait why cant I curse? As I looked what was covering my mouth there was two hoofs in front of my face covering my mouth. 
“SWEET CELESTIA WHY DO I HAVE HOOVES!?!?!?!?!?” I said out loud wondering why I couldn't curse again. As I began to look around I noticed a group of differently colored ponies standing around me. I also notcied another pony right by me also regaining conciseness right next to me. Thats the last thing I saw right before I fainted due to shock.

(Nelson)

As I was regaining conciseness I right away noticed another pony beside me fainting. No doubt in my mind that was Derrick fainting out of shock. I saw twilight starting to walk over to me. “Are you okay ummm.......... I never actually seen you in town before whats your name????”
Me having the hugest happy face you could ever imagine saying “Nelson, Nelson Fareheart, you must be twilight.” 
“Yes, Twilight Sparkle to be exact, you must have heard of my research on the magic of friendship.” 
For me that wasn't the reason but in didn't want to raise suspicion “Yes, fine work I must say!” 
“Now umm Nelson, I must ask what were you and your friend doing on the ground passed out?”
“I BET THEY JUST GOT BACK FROM A CRAZY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I heard Pinkie Pie yell off in the distance and by then I was about to hop up and down in excitement but I tried to keep contempt to not raise any more suspicion I already caused.
I noticed twilights eyes roll and then I said “Actually we were walking here from a far away town and we ran out of food and water, we made it to this town barely and fainted out of heat exhaustion” this was the best excuse I could come u with in this amount of time.
“Oh you poor babies, here come into to my bakery and we’ll fix you up something good to eat all right!!” I heard Mrs.Cake yell off in the distance “Well umm. At least you can we need to get your friend down to the infirmary!!”
Right as she yelled that Nurse Redheart and her assistants came out of no where and brang Derrick to the Hospital. Mrs.Cake led me into her Bakery and gave me some delicious food and some water to fill me up. “That was wonderful thank you”
“Your welcome my dear and if you dont mind me asking where is your cutiemark?”
I looked at my flank and yes there was nothing there “Actually I never had a cutiemark umm........ I never found my special talent yet.” I said this hoping it was good enough excuse.
“Oh well thats a shame. I’m sure you’ll find it someday look on the bright side dear.” She said smiling at me.
“Thanks, how long has it been sense I got here?” I asked 
“Oh I would say about and hour dear.” 
“Oh well I have to check on my friend Derrick thank you for everything Mrs.Cake it was unbelievable.”
“It was my pleasure you go on and check on your friend now.”
“Alright have a wonderful day!!” was the last thing I said before exiting the room. Man I cant believe it I'm actually in Equestria, it really happened. That email really did work and now I'm as happy as can be. By now I was not thinking nor did I care who sent that email I was here and thats all that mattered to me. Truthfully I have never felt this happy before, I am the happiest I've been in my life.

(Derrick)

I have finally awoken again laying in a hospital bed. “Ahhh good it was just a dre...” I looked and my hooves were still their and what lied around me were a doctor and nurse looking at me smiling. “Ahhh your awake allow me to introduce myself my name is Doctor Hooves and this is my nurse Redheart” still in shock I said nothing. 
“Ahhh still a little shocked from your black out well theres a visitor here to see you.” Visitor? I didn't know any one in this god forsaken place. After they said that I saw a blue pony walk in and the doctor and nurse walked out of the room. 
“Hey their Derrick, your finnaly awake.” The blur pony said. How did this one know my name? 
“Who are you and where am I?” I said with confusion and anger in my voice.
He looked around as to make sure no one was there then he began to spoke “Ok Derrick you may know me and I know you my name is Nelson and i’m the kid that you beat up at school. 
I thought for a second, “Yea I do remember you, hey um..... I'm sorry for that but where are we?” I asked.
“Well you may not believe me but ill explain it but you may find it hard to believe.” And he began to explain.