//------------------------------// // Bonus chapter: Dinner Conversations. // Story: Another human in Equestria fic // by The7thElement //------------------------------// After Griff gave us our meals I decided to practically inhale my spaghetti much to the amusement of Luna. “It seems thou really enjoy your spaghetti.” Luna said holding back a few giggles behind a hoof. “Well it was one of my favorite things to have for dinner back on earth.” I said, as memories of my childhood danced across my vision. This had the affect of a small smile appearing on my face. “Seems something’s got you happy.” Luna said pulling me away from my memories. “Just a few memories.” I said looking at her as she ate her fettuccini. “Huh didn’t think alicorns could eat fish.” “How come? Us alicorns have traits from all three races of pony, having wings isn’t the only thing we share with pegasi.” She said ruffling her wings for emphasis. “So you inherited fish eating from pegasi?” She gave me a quick nod. “Cool.” I said returning back to my food. “Ryan if I may ask what do you think of this.” She said pointing a hoof back and forth between us. “It feels weird, but nice at the same time.” “How is it weird?” She asked raising an eyebrow. “Well back on earth there are ponies and horses.” I said to her as she gave me a nod. “But the ponies on earth can’t talk like Equestrian ponies. We humans see them as pets.” “So how is this weird then?” She asked. “Hold on I’m getting to that. Anyway the way this is weird is because on earth when a human would date or have sex with an animal it is referred to as bestiality.” Luna gave a nod of what looked like understanding. “So you have bestiality back on earth?” It was now my turn to nod. “We have it here as well y’know. So do you see me as an animal?” She asked. “No I don’t Luna. I never would. It’s just that part of my mind still thinks this is a tad bit weird.” I then decided to place one of my hands over her hooves which were resting on the table. “Believe me when I say I would never think you’re an animal.” I said to her causing her to perk up. “Thank you Ryan.” She said as I rubbed her hooves in my hands. “Good thing to or I might have to tell Tia.” “Please don’t do that. She already gave me a talk to today.” I said to her. I then realized what I had just said. “She what?!” Luna said a slight hint of anger in her voice. “How dare she.” She said I then decided to place a finger over her lips silencing her. “Luna don’t worry she was just looking out for you. Besides I had to pass the interrogation by the elder brother/sister eventually.” I said getting Luna to smile slightly. “I suppose.” She said quietly. “Hey Luna you can enter ponies dreams right?” I asked her already knowing the answer. “Yes I can. Why?” “Well I wanted to ask you what do you do if you encounter a ‘wet dream’.” I said to her causing her to blush. After a few seconds she managed to get control of her blush. “Well I can sense what is happening in a dream, and if a dream is of a private matter I do not enter it.” She said before giving me an accusing glare. “Why do thou ask this anyway?” “Just something that’s always been on my mind.” I said shrugging my shoulders. “Alright then.” She said returning back to her food. “Also I may or may not have asked to see you get flustered.” Said causing her to choke slightly on her pasta. “Why would thou wish to see us flustered?” She asked recovering from her small choking fit. “Because you’re cute when you’re flustered.” I said causing a blush to reappear on her face. “There you go more cuteness for me to look at.” I said gesturing to her face. This only got her blush to intensify. “Alright then thou hast had your fun.” She said noticing me barely holding back my laughter. “Sorry couldn’t help myself. As I said I love to see you flustered it’s cute.” I said giving her a sympathetic look. “So Ryan I must ask am I the first being that you have dated?” Luna asked finishing of her pasta. “Unfortunately no you aren’t.” I said to her. “There were a couple before you.” “Did you love them like you love me?” “I did. The only difference was that they didn’t love me back.” This had the affect of putting a scowl on Luna’s face. “How couldn’t they? You’re nice and caring from what I have seen so far.” She said a small amount of anger in her voice. “I know but… It’s complicated, look can we leave it at that.” I said to her. “Of course I didn’t mean to remind you of them.” She said a downtrodden look on her face as she looked at her empty bowl. I placed a had under her chin and got her to look me in the eyes. “Luna, I have to sort of thank you for reminding me of them.” “How come?” “Because it reminds me of how better than them you are.” I admitted to her. “Well then you’re welcome Ryan.” She said slightly nuzzling my hand. I then decided to finish my dinner off as Griff came over to check up on us.