Bang bang bang
I let out a groan as a knock on the door woke me. I turned onto my side to find that Twilight wasn't in the bed.
I sat up on the foot of the bed and stretched my arms. I hear the door open from downstairs and multiple voices. I stood up and looked out the window. She light of the sun seeped through the blinds. I estimate it's about noon. Spike is still asleep in his bed. I sneak past him and head downstairs.
"So why did you want us to come here?" One of the voices asked.
"This. Jason!" Twilight's voice called out. I made my way down the stairs, rubbing my eyes.
"What?" I ask. Next thing I know a pink flash tackles me to the ground.
"Ow. What the hell?" I ask as I open my eyes. Pinkie's face is inches from mine. Her blue eyes open wide and a smile spread across her face.
"So you're Jason? I've never met anything like you before. What are you? How did you get here?" Pinkie asked faster than my brain could process the questions.
"Can you get off me? I'll answer your questions then." I say.
"Oh, sorry" She chuckled as she stepped away from me. "I just get really excited when I meet new ponies. But you're not like any pony I've met before." I dust off my jeans and shirt.
"That's because I'm not a pony. I'm a human."
Pinkie let out a gasp. "So Lyra was right!" She announces. I look over to the door. Applejack,Rainbow,Rarity, and Fluttershy were standing there, just staring at me.
"You guys going to just stare at me or what?" I ask. Twilight gestures her friends towards me. Rarity is the first to approach me. She reaches out a hoof towards me. I grab her hoof and give it a shake.
"Sorry, Darling. It's just I've never seen anything like you before. No offence."
"None taken." I say.
"Well I suppose we should introduce ourselves." She says. "I'm Rarity. The pink one is Pinkie Pie but you can just call her Pinkie. The blue one with the colorful mane is Rainbow Dash-" I cut her off there.
"Yeah. I know." I pointed to applejack "You're applejack, and the yellow one behind you is Fluttershy." Rarity gave me a slightly shocked look.
"Oh. I see Twilight already told you about us." She said
"Well, not exactly. It's a long story. I'll tell you later."
"Fair enough." Said Rarity. "So,Jason was it?" I give her a nod. "So, Jason, what brings you here to Equestria?"
"Well to be honest, I don't really know. Twilight used a spell and poof. Here I am."
"So you and Twilight are close, then?" Asked Applejack.
"Well, I guess you can say that." I looked to Twilight and gave her a grin.
"What do you mean by that?" Asked Rainbow Dash, who flew up to me and gave me a stern look. Her face inches from mine. I put my hand on her chest and gently pushed her back.
"I don't know if I should answer that. Twilight can tell you, if she wants." They all turn their attention to Twilight who trots over to my side.
"Jason and I are... Marefriend and coltfriend." She says, somewhat sheepishly.
"Oh my gosh that's awesome! We need to through you guys a happy relationship party!" Yelled Pinkie, jumping up and down with a wide smile on her face.
"Though, I'm not a colt. Where I come from, they just call it boyfriend and girlfriend."
Where are you from, exactly?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"I'm from a place called Earth. No idea where it is or how far away it is from here. But it's a place filled with creatures like me." I say.
"They're called humans. It's a wonderful place with all kinds of crazy technology. They have this thing called the internet and it's basically a giant encyclopedia with all the information you could ever want except you look at it through a screen. I think they call it a computer?" Twilight asks, looking up at me.
"That's right." I say with a nod.
Suddenly music begins to play from my pocket. "Oh shit, I forgot I had my phone." I say, pulling it out and turning off the alarm.
"What's a phone?" The five ponies ask in unison.
"It's kind of like a computer only a lot smaller. And you can communicate with people from across the world with it. It can also play music, take pictures, play games, and tons of other cool stuff."
I open the camera app and turn my back on the ponies. I kneel down to their level and gesture for them to stand beside me. When they're all around me, I snap the picture and show it to them.
"See? Cool, right?"
"Yeah, that's actually really cool." Rainbow Dash says and the others nod in agreement.
"Hey, wait a minute." Says Rarity. "If you and Twilight are an item, when didn't she bring you back when Celestia came for her?"
"Well, one reason is because I wasn't at home when it happened. I don't know if that's the only reason though. Twilight?"
Twilight let out a sigh. "Well you guys know how Celestia is about interspecies relationships. So I just kept us a secret. I told her Jason was just a friend. But I couldn't stand being so far away from him so I brought him back by myself."
"Fair enough. But what if Celestia finds out?" Asks Applejack.
"Well, I'd like to keep it a secret as long as possible. But if she did find out, you guys would vouch for me and Jason, right?" She asks. "Maybe if we all tell her he's ok she would allow it."
"Of course dear. Jason seems cool. We'll vouch for you guys. Right girls?" She asks
"Mhm" They all say.
Pinkie starts to cry. "It's just so beautiful. You guys are from different worlds but you still managed to find love in one another.`Pinkie grabbed my leg. At first I didn't know what to do. I looked over at the others and they began to giggle.
"Don't worry. She gets like this sometimes. She'll be back to her hyperactive self soon enough." Said Twilight. I just patted Pinkie's head. Her mane was just like I have always imagined it. Soft and squishy. And it smelt faintly like cake and cotton candy.
In an instant pinkie was back to herself. Hopping in place "We need to throw the lovebirds a party!" She cheered.
"That's not necessary, Pinkie." I say. Twilight taps my leg and gestures me to crouch down. I obey.
"Just let her throw a party. Otherwise, you'll never hear the end of it." She whispers into my ear.
I stand back up and clap my hands together. "Alright, Pinkie. You can throw us a party. But just us. Don't go inviting all of ponyville. I want to keep it small."
Pinkie literally bounces off the walls. "How the hell does she do that?" I ask Twilight.
"One thing you'll learn living here, never question how Pinkie does what she does. Just go along with it." Pinkie stops infront of me.
"Ok, Mr.Jason-"
"It's just Jason, please." I say.
"Ok, Jason I pinkie pie promise to keep it small. But where should we have it?" She asks, bringing a hoof to her chin.
"Why not here? In the library?" I ask.
"Of course! That's perfect. Oh this is going to be so much fun!" Shouts Pinkie.