//------------------------------// // Tom goes to the doctor by Apex Wind // Story: The Adventures Of Tom. // by Syliunt //------------------------------// Rarity realized that Tom needed to see a doctor. This was because Rarity found out Tom had never gotten checked out by a doctor. Tom did not go to the doctor, because he could not go to the doctor, because he was a rock. So Rarity carried Tom to the doctor and brought him to the examination room. The doctor checked for his heartbeat, but couldn’t find one, because tom was a rock. Then he checked Tom’s reflexes. He hit Tom with the small hammer, but Tom did not move, for he was still a rock. The doctor performed other tests, like using a needle on Tom’s skin, but the needle broke, because he was a rock. After a long while, Tom got bored of waiting, but he wasn’t actually bored, because boards are made of wood, and Tom was a rock. The doctor came back after a while and said, “Tom is the healthiest pony in all of Equestria!” And Tom’s amazing health became famous across all of Equestria, and they wanted to know how to use his health to make ponies all immortal. At a big meeting, Tom gave a speech to all the curious ponies about his health. It was the greatest speech ever told. But Tom only said it in his mind, so no pony could hear it. However, Tom still cannot think, because he is a rock. By Apex Wind