"Gays, I'mma let you finish, but pegasi are the most oppressed ponies in Equestria!"
"Did Night Glider just go there?" Spike asked.
"She did..." Twilight sighed.
The crowd of ponies cheered as Night Glider crossed her front legs smugly. Lyra was across from her within the circle of the crowd, looking very displeased. Twilight and Spike were also in the crowd, right between the two competitors. The princess was holding a massive book in her magic and flipping through the pages.
"The LGBTQ community is way more oppressed than pegasi!" Lyra fired back.
"LGBTQ PLUS!!!" the crowd shouted at her.
"Yeah, yeah!" she waved a dismissing hoof at the ponies. "Being gay used to be illegal in Equestria. It's never been illegal to be a pegasus."
"Pegasi used to not be able to join the military! It only took years of fightin' to get that right!" Night Glider said.
"Actually, that's not true. The pegasi were actually called upon to form the Wonderbolts," Twilight said. "The only sect they were not allowed in was the Royal Guard, but that only lasted twenty years after the Celestial Royal Guard was established. And besides, the pegasi under Commander Hurricane were Equestria's first organized military."
Night Glider rolled her eyes. "Look at this alicornslpaining! Think she knows better cause she has a horn and wings!"
The crowd booed Twilight, making the princess roll her eyes. "I'm just stating facts."
"From what? That book?" Night Glider jeered. "That was written by unicorns. It's racist and doesn't state the facts. That shit should be burned."
The crowd cheered once again for Night Glider.
"Well....gays used to be burned!" Lyra yelled.
"Um, gays were only burned three times in Equestria's history. All three happened on the Pie's rock farm," Twilight told her.
"Wow..." Spike said slowly.
"Ha! Shows that earth ponies are homophobic!" Lyra nodded.
"Girl, you have Bon Bon!" Night Glider huffed.
"It was a joke, c'mon," Lyra rolled her eyes.
Night Glider shrugged. "Well, nothin' will beat Equestria's covert racism against pegasi. The institutionalized racism is runnin' rampant with Celestia being back."
"Covert racism? What are you smoking?" Spike asked, only to be nudged silent by a frowning Twilight.
"Lots of ya won't see it cause ya aren't pegasi!" Night Glider responded.
"There is no institutionalized racism in Equestria," Twilight said. "Celestia is the least racist pony on the planet."
"She's a white alicorn!" the crowd yelled.
"That's only her appearance, not her behavior! Being an alicorn, unicorn, or white doesn't make you racist!" Twilight rolled her eyes.
"Ya see? Ya don't understand cause you're an alicorn. Alicorns have never been oppressed in history. Neither have unicorns!" Night Glider smiled as if she won. "All these 'corn tears are just satisfying."
"This is about gays versus pegasi, but fine, I'll prove you wrong on that as well. I don't know about alicorn oppression, but unicorns used to be hunted by the other races to get the material in the horns. You can make some neat things from them, ranging from decorations to soap bars. If killing other races of ponies just because you want something shiny is not racism, then nothing is racist."
The ponies in the crowd looked queasy as they thought about using unicorn parts to clean themselves with. However, Night Glider stood firm.
"That ain't racism cause ya have to be in marginalized to be oppressed."
"Are you serious?!" Twilight hissed.
"Unicorns have always been in power. The Three Tribes, even when they combined, the unicorns were placed on top. Racism is being in power and suppressing marginalized ponies through the power."
"Racism is the belief that one race is superior or inferior to another race!" Twilight barked. "That's racism, not what you said."
"You don't understand cause ya an alicorn! Ya never been microaggressed against!"
The crowd cheered again for Night Glider, making her even more bold.
"Ya owe me reparations!" the pegasus pointed her wing at the princess. "All the 'corns owe me and my brothers and sisters."
The crowd cheered once more.
"I owe you nothing!" Twilight growled. "What have I done to oppress pegasi?"
"It wasn't just you, it was ancestors and ya inherent tendency to be imperialistic!"
"'Inherent tendency?' Says the pegasus. Throughout history you guys have always had the most militants because you are more emotional and violent than other ponies!"
"That's racist!" a pony shouted.
"She called me imperialistic! It's racist that she thinks that I want to conquer other races and control them because I was born with a horn on my head."
"The only difference between you and I is that you are imperialistic," Night Glider grinned. "Ya caused all this bad stuff in Equestria because 'corns just want power. Straight from birth. Some 'corns can fight it, like Starlight, most don't realize they have such issues and ruin the daily lives of earthies and pegasi and other marginalized ponies."
The crowd cheered once more.
"You guys are insufferable!" Twilight huffed and walked away.
"But Twilight! We must find out who the most oppressed ponies are!" Spike said as he hurried after her."
"Well, I think I've found out. It's me, Spike! It's me!" Twilight grumbled. "Maybe it's time that I start using my 'privilege' to my own advantage. Spike, I think I need you to take a letter...
As they left, they could hear a fight going on in the dirt within the crowd. The lesbian and the pegasus fought for who was the bigger victim in society. Whoever won the fight would be the real loser of the battle, but that did not stop them from going all out. Some ponies say the battle is still going on, even weeks after it started. Each one trying to lose and the never trying to win....
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