More than a hundred students had gathered in the university's medical hall, to see the first year medical student's presentation of a living, breathing human being without a brain. Most of them figured, correctly, that it was some kind of student prank to draw attention to his med class (made more obvious by the lack of any university faculty or staff at the presentation). As they stared down at the girl hooked up to all the wires and sensors, they could only wonder at the fantastic claim this student was making about her.
"My fellow med students, I am here to demonstrate that a human being can survive without any brains whatsoever." The male student declared, pointing towards the pony-turned girl lying on the cot beside him. "Now, as you can see here from the machine, this simpleton girl we found in the campus dining hall has no cerebral activity whatsoever."
"Yep, that's right! I don't have any brainwave activity whatsoever!" Fizzy giggled, sitting up on the cot, and looking over at all of the gathered audience. "No pain, no brain, I always say."
"Quiet, you." The med student said, pushing her back down onto the cot before continuing. "As you all can see from the diagnostic equipment, this student has zero neuron activity in her head. She rates a 10 on the stupid-o-meter, and a 100 on the idiocy detector."
Many in the audience expressed their disbelief aloud.
"It's unbelievable!"
"This has never happened before!"
"We need to inform the AMA! We've found a human who doesn't even need to think!"
"Yeah, who needs thinking?" Fizzy replied with a laugh. "I feel sorry for all you people who have to think... and... stuff..." She looked up again, confused. "Wait, what were we talking about again?"
"Yes, everyone! This in an incredible moment for science!" The medical student declared, unhooking Fizzy from all of the devices she had been attached to. "After we finish here, I'm going to take her to be examined by the top minds in the country." He smirked up at his fellow students who were in the seats. "After I've taken her out for a few drinks, and taken her back to my off-campus apartment for an *ahem* personal medical examination to confirm my hypothesis."
"Okay, Sounds Great! I haven't been looked at by a doctor for awhile!" Fizzy exclaimed, jumping up off the table. "But I warn you, I'm really ticklish, so you might wanna watch where you put your hooves- er, hands!"
"Fizzy! There you are!" Wind Whistler cane storming into the room, an angry look on her face. The med student jumped out of the way as the genius girl ran over to her friend. "One of the frat boys told me I'd find you loitering in this auditorium. What in the world are you doing wasting your time here?!"
"Oh, hi Windy! I was wondering where you were!" Fizzy laughed, running over to her friend. "This nice student doctor was looking me over, and he says I'm a complete and utter brainless bimbo. Isn't that great?"
"Fizzy, I cannot believe that you have allowed yourself to be utilized by delinquent medical students for their juvenile college pranks." She pulled the bubble head off the table, dragging her towards the door. "Come with me, we need to locate Gusty before she gets involved with some malady even more perilous than what you've gotten yourself into here."
"Now just wait a minute, lady! Who do you think you are?!" The med student demanded. "This is my score-er, test subject. I'm not letting some grammar-gifted student to steal away my unique medical find!"
"Now you listen here, you walking pile of post-modernist educational drivel!" Windy stared the surprised college student down. "My friends and I will not be subject to you and your insane university pranks! If you are looking for an easy target for you and your Fraternal order to have a good time with..." Wind Whistler cast an angry glance up at the all-male audience watching from the seats above her. ".. you'll have to looks elsewhere then my dull-witted friend here!"
"Wow, Windy, thanks for sticking up for me!" Fizzy looked confused for a moment. "Oh wait, was that supposed to be an insult? I'm not sure..."
"All right missy, if you don't want us to use our friend for our frat pranks..." His eyes narrowed as he glared at the two girls. "Perhaps you'd like to volunteer, instead!"
The two girls edged their way towards the door nervously, as the frat boys seemed to gather in all around them. Silently , Wind Whistler cursed herself for having brought her friends to the campus on a day when most of the staff were not present.
"Oh no, Windy! I don't think we're going to get out of here!" Fizzy Wailed, as her friend stepped in front of her. "I don't know what we're gonna do!"
"Stay back, you ingrates! I am warning you!" Wind Whistler declared, pulling out what looked like a small ray gun. "Don't make me use this!"
"What, you gonna use a toy you got at a sci-fi convention on us?" The med student laughed, and he nodded towards the others. "Get em', boys!"
The members of the fraternity lunged forward, and Wind Whistler pulled the trigger on her device. Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light in the room, and everything went white....
...when the light cleared, the frat boys were scattered all over the room, rubbing there heads groggily and wondering what had happened. Out in the hallway, Wind Whistler and Fizzy were making a run for it, getting out of the building as fast as possible.
"Wow, Wind Whistler! that was awesome!" Fizzy exclaimed as they bolted out the door. "But what did you do to them?"
"Let's just say I gave them something to think about, other than trying to play frat pranks on their fellow students!" Windy replied, a smirk on her face. "Noww hurry up, we need to find Gusty, before something even stupider happens to her!"