//------------------------------// // 4: Horizontal Stripes // Story: Adventure Muffin! // by Jake Witt //------------------------------// You proudly don the horizontal striped wrapper! You turn towards the mirror to check yourself... you look fat. You are a fatty fat, no parents, food. You are distracted by your thoughts of weight to wonder if you're an orphan. Orphans need to be born; you were baked. > You absently leave the room.