//------------------------------// // Ch.15 Live On MTV! // Story: To Mend A Broken Heart // by Tiberia Silverfang //------------------------------//         Lunch was in full swing at CHS as the group was sitting at the bleachers outback behind the school as they were eating their lunches as Artemis was about to spoke up after setting down his extremely large sandwich with a olive with a toothpick running through it “So…. How is the community service going so far?” Artemis asked picking his sandwich up again as most people would just see him as the reincarnation of Shaggy as Mise asked “So Shaggy, are you going to share some of that with good old buddy old pal?” Mise asked making the group snicker a bit as Fang shrugged and said “Eh…. it was not that eventful so far.” Fang said lying through his teeth as Applejack spoke “Fang…. Tell the truth.” Applejack said as Fang sighed and said “Alright, alright…. So far we did the things we needed to do, totaled my car, sang a duet, trashed a library…. Again sorry about that Twilight, helped Indigo with an injury, fought a old man that went on a rampage, rode Poseidon the whale, somehow created a tsunami of rabbits that flooded the city, demolished pipsqueaks house, and most recently Mise pretty much had a crazy fun filled field day at the local summer camp.” Fang said with a shrug and went back to eating his noodles as the group was shocked by all this as they turned to Mise as he looked at them and spoke “What? Did you honestly expect me to behave in all this? I’d be lying if I said I didn’t help to resolve many of these issues, that’s why Luna sent me to tag along. But with all that said, i'm a jack of all trades, not a miracle worker.” Mise said as he ate his lunch as they looked back at Fang who just nodded in agreement as Warhawk then asked “So you're the idiots that wrecked the house!?” Warhawk asked angrily as Fang held his hands up and said “In my defense, we had a terrible, terrible support beam/coat rack…. Who’s name I will not give….. But rhymes with ebile.” Fang said as he pointed at Treble who was drinking ten pepsi's at once as they looked back at Fang as he just shrugged as Zero spoke up “What do you mean you totaled your car?” Zero asked as Fang spoke “Well for one thing, after me and Indigo got our highway job done Indigo was injured and me and Mise fixed her ankle up, anyway we got in my car the next day. We are driving down the street and I decided to take a short cut, next thing the students of Crystal Prep know they see a maroon mustang barrel rolling across the field and into a parking spot Ace Ventura style.” Fang said with a grin that made everyone shiver a bit as Warhawk looked at Mise and said “I think you are rubbing off on him Mise.” Warhawk said as Mise said “I'm rubbing off on everyone, but soon i’ll be off with Octy and Vinyl to college. I need to leave my legacy here somehow.” Mise said as Eclipse spoke up “You mean like totaling flash’s car the day before yesterday?” Eclipse asked as Fang and Mise thought for a minute as Fang said “Was it a black mustang, that is now a pancake?” Fang asked as Eclipse nodded as Mise and Fang bursted out laughing as Fang said “Oh yeah that was us man, best day ever.” Fang said laughing.         Rarity looked at the two and spoke “Now that was not really nice you two, you should be ashamed of yourselfs.” Rarity said as Mise made a beeping noise and pulled a small cardboard box out of his backpack and spoke “Uh oh, my ‘I don’t give a fuck’ meter is going off!” Mise said as he pointed it at Rarity as Fang said “You know, that means we can add another fuck we dont give at all.” Fang said as he went back to eating as Rarity huffed in annoyment of the two when Twilight spoke up “Uh question…. Why did you two trash the library?” Twilight asked as Mise said “First off, I didn’t do jack squat, that was Fang and his lady-friend Indigo. I‘m the one that quelled the rebellion.” Mise said as the group turned to Fang as he spoke “Hey I tried stopping it, but one thing lead to another and the place was trashed…. But we cleaned it up.” Fang said as Twilight said “Well I had to reorganize everything.” Twilight said as Mise spoke “That’s because you’re crazy, and that’s coming from me.” Mise said as Octavia spoke up “So Mise? You seem to be quite innocent on a lot of this? But i’ve been getting reports of unauthorized hunting, firing guns in and around a public campground, running an illegal business, vandalism, and threatening bodily harm, care to explain?” Octavia asked as everyone ‘ooooh’ed’ at the question as Mise spoke “Oh don’t go ‘oooh’, and i’ll tell you when i'm making dinner because it's a long story and we don’t have time.” Mise said as turned around and spoke “Oh I almost forgot, I don’t think many of you have met this little cutie yet.” Mise said as he pulled Simba out of his bag and put him on the bench, everyone looked at Simba and before anyone could react Fang soon picked Simba up and held him above his head and spoke “AHHH ZABENYA AMA ZEE BABA!!!” Fang yelled at the top of the bleachers with Simba above his head as he let out a small rawr as Fang then set him back down on the bleachers as Simba then walked over and curled up on Octavia`s lap. Fluttershy then began to pet Simba and spoke “He is very sweet…. Kind of reminds me of Snow Paw….” Fluttershy said as the group was a little confused as Rainbow spoke “Fluttershy no offense, but no one wants to hear about your new friends you made with a rabbit or whatever.” Rainbow Dash said as Fluttershy spoke “Oh no no no no….. She is not a rabbit or anything but as well she is not mine, she is Fang and Indigo`s.” Fluttershy said as everyone looked at Fang when Rainbow Dash spoke “Really? So what is she, a husky, a jackalope, bunny, ferrat? What is she?” Rainbow asked as Fang said “She is a arctic wolf pup, she is with Indigo right now since my apartment complex don't allow pets.” Fang said as the group yelled “IT'S A WOLF!?” The group asked as Mise said “Seriously? I ride a full grown tiger in and around school, and this is what shocks you? Huh, well i'm not going to spit into the wind.” Mise said as he walked down the bleachers and picked up a stick and made a hand gesture signaling his tiger to come. Mise proceeded to play fetch with his pet tiger in the field.         The group watched this as Fang said in a quiet tone “Damn… if they reacted like that how would react to know I know a pack of wolves.” Fang said unknowingly that Treble was right next to him with a megaphone as he spoke “Oh fuck…..” Fang said as the group screamed “WHAT!?” The group screamed as Fang then got up and put a lid over his food and said “I am…. Going to get going, Mise inform me if there is any new jobs they want us to do.” Fang asked as Mise nodded and spoke “Aye aye, Chief Dances With Wolves!” Mise said saluting Fang and throwing the stick. Fang just chuckled a bit and walked into the building. Over At Crystal Prep……         Indigo was sitting with her friends at the lunch table as Lemon said “Hey Indigo, I heard that you went camping with your boyfriend and his crazy leprechaun.” Lemon said teasingly as Indigo blushed a bit and looked away a little then spoke “He’s not my boyfriend! And if anything Mise runs the show over there at CHS, but yes we went camping.” Indigo said still blushing a bit as Sugarcoat spoke “Yes, well that blush tells otherwise.” Sugarcoat said as Indigo spoke “Yeah well….. Fang and Mise ran over Flash`s car with Mise`s tank coming to pick me up….” Indigo said throwing Fang and Mise under the bus as Rapid spoke “So that’s what happen to his car? Huh, that sounds like the two.” Rapid said matter of factly as Indigo nodded when Lemon then asked “So anything crazy happen at camp?” Lemon asked as Indigo spoke “Well lets see, I pushed Fang in the lake, Mise shot a boar and deer, dress it, and cooked it at the bonfire, Fang and Mise had a shooting contest, Mise carved a big cross thingy out of wood, Mise scared the snot out of the campers dressed as Jason Voorhees, I made Fang faint by surprising him with my bikini, and we were forced to share a cabin.” Indigo said causing everyone to be stare at her in shock as Sugarcoat’s glasses fell off of her face as Lemon spoke as she slapped Indigo`s back “Way to go Indigo, I bet that nerd lost a lot of blood because of that.” Lemon said with a cheeky grin as Indigo nodded but still kept some details out of her story for obvious reasons as Sugarcoat spoke again after she picked up her glasses “That is pretty crazy, but did anything else happen during that weekend?” Sugarcoat asked a bit suspicious of Indigo as she became a bit nervous but soon spoke “No, don’t be ridiculous, why would anything else happen?” Indigo said still a little nervous as Sugarcoat was beginning to see it and began to question more “Indigo, are you okay?” Sugarcoat asked as Indigo nodded and spoke “I'm fine, everything's just peachy!” Indigo said trying to keep her cool as Sugarcoat pried more “Indigo, something else happened, I can tell, now please just tell us, or do we need to get one of twilight’s crazy friends to help?” Sugarcoat calmly said to Indigo as she was becoming more nervous as she let out a sigh of defeat and spoke “Yes, me and Fang….got stuck together in Mise’s tank and it was really awkward…” Indigo said as Sugarcoat nodded and said “See that wasn't too hard, now was it?” Sugarcoat asked as Indigo just gave her a dead panned expression. Lemon then slapped her back again and said “So you and the nerd got really close huh? Did you two make out or something?” Lemon asked teasingly making Indigo blush a bit and spoke “N-No, but Fang kissed a fish. He had the brilliant idea of dropping a bug zapper in the lake and killed a bunch of fish, pulled one out and bit into it zapping himself. Then again I guess it was better than Mise’s idea of using hand grenades...” Indigo said as Lemon just laughed at that and said “Damn, what a stupid idiot. No wonder you don't want to see the nerd anymore.” Lemon said with a bit of a laugh, but in her head she said ‘I know she likes Fang, just need to keep this show on for a little bit more.’ Lemon said in her head. Indigo soon stood up and said “I need to get to my next class, i’ll talk to you later” indigo said walking away, the rest at the table were still suspicious of Indigo as a student walked up and said “You guys, want to see something crazy, my friend that works at the camp took this video and it was from the same two days that she and her two friends were at just yesterday.” The guy said as the group were a bit confused but curious as Rapid said “Really? That is kind of crazy if you ask me.” Rapid said as the student nodded and pulled his phone out and said “Here just check the video he sent me.” The student then set the phone on the table and everyone watched as the video consisted of the two days that happened with the daily activities, the marksman competition, Fang scaring one of the councillors, Mise coming back with the deer, Fang and Indigo leaving from the camp during the wood carving with Indigo saying she was going to go punch a bear, and the last piece of Fang grabbing one of the fish and taking a bite and getting electrocuted multiple times. The group watched the video and laughed a bit as Sugarcoat began to ponder something as Lone Wolf asked “Is something on your mind Sugarcoat?” Lone asked as Sugarcoat nodded a bit and said “There is, rewind the video to where he was yelling at the other councillor.” Sugarcoat said as the student did and paused it as she spoke “It does not make sense really…. Why would he defend her if she treats him so badly?” Sugarcoat asked as the group shrugged a bit in confusion as well. Lemon nodded as well as she spoke in her head ‘So it looks like he has feelings for her after all, interesting.’ Lemon then smiled a bit knowing that they liked each other. Over with Indigo she was walking down the hall towards her locker to grab her books as she then opened the door the jacket she had been wearing fell out on to the ground as she then picked it up and spoke “That was a close call back there….I just hope our next project won’t involve anything with me and Fang being to touchy…” Indigo thought out loud as her phone began to buzz. She picked it up and saw that it was Fang calling “Speak of the devil...hey Fang, what's up?” Indigo asked as Fang spoke on the other end “Hey Indigo, not much but Mise just told me what our next job is after school today.” Fang said as Indigo was interested in what it was as she spoke “Really? What is it!?” Indigo asked excitedly as Fang spoke “Alright so, Mise has a friend that is the manager of the Jackass crew, and they need our help.” Fang said as Indigo was ecstatic as she spoke “Dude! That is insane! Have you and Mise pick me up at Crystal Prep at the end of school at EXACTLY 2pm, I don’t want to waste anytime getting over there!” Indigo said excited as she terminated the call and ran to class after she put the jacket back in the locker and closed it. Time Skip: After Class…..         Indigo was standing outside jumping a bit with excitement as Lemon walked up and asked “What are you so excited about? Happy to see your boyfriend again?” Lemon asked teasingly as Indigo then spoke “You wish, me, Fang, and Mise are going to meet the Jackass crew at canterlot general hospital!” Indigo said pushing her cheeks together with her hands and squeeing a little bit fangirling as Lemon just shook her head and chuckled a little as Mise and Fang rode up on Mise`s tank as Fang was on top of the tank as he spoke “Hey Indigo! You ready?” Fang asked as Indigo nodded and ran to the tank as Fang then helped her up onto and spoke “I can’t believe i'm going to meet the jackass crew!! I’ve been such a huge fan since season 1 when they first aired on MTV!” Indigo said fangirling again making Fang chuckle a bit at her actions but he also thought it made her look extremely cute as he buried that thought deep so no one would know as Fang nodded and said “Yeah, I can’t believe it either, Mise just came up to me and said ‘Fang we need to go to the hospital and help the jackass crew’ and I just was….. Like that I was fucking speechless, anyway this is going to be awesome!” Fang said as Mise was driving them to the hospital as he spoke in his head ‘Oh if only you knew….’ Mise smirked deviously. Fang and Indigo were sitting on top of the tank as Indigo was still fangirling like crazy “Like i’m totally freaking out right! I'm going to be meeting the likes of Johnny Knoxville, Wee Man, Preston Lacy, Steve-O, and Bam Margera!!! One time me and my friends reenacted the shopping cart scene. Long story short I broke my arm.” Indigo said with stars in her eyes as Fang chuckled then spoke “Really? Man I remeber this one time me and my sisters were watching Jackass and we decided to play a game of stun gun hot potato, I could not feel my face or anything for about three days.” Fang said chuckling as Indigo just laughed a bit as the three reached the hospital. Fang helped Indigo down off the tank as he then jumped off of it as Mise said “I’ll meet you guys in the lobby, they won’t let you see them without me.” Mise said as he drove off and parked his tank as Fang and Indigo walked into the lobby of the hospital as Fang had a small sense of dread washing over him, Indigo noticed this and spoke “What’s wrong Fang? You scared the guys might hop out of their beds and rampage through the hospital?” Indigo asked with a bit of sass as Fang shook his head “No it's just that…… these places….. Hold bad memories, every time…..” Fang said with a bit of a low tone as Indigo noticed his change in tone and spoke “I see, well all that stuff is in the past now. Besides, you got people like Mise, Eclipse, Artemis I think his name is, and me in your life now!” Indigo pointed out as Fang looked at her with kind eyes and spoke “Thank you Indigo….. I'm glad to have friends like you.” Fang said as Indigo smiled a bit as Fang then gave Indigo a hug as she was a bit awkward at it and patted his back but spoke in her head ‘Ohmygodohmygod!! He’s hugging me! Ok, just stay. Calm….’ Indigo said trying to keep her composure as Mise walked in and saw this and donned a big knowing grin on his face as Indigo blushed and pushed Fang back a bit and said “Ok, I think we should check in now, we don’t want to keep them waiting.” Indigo said as the three walked over to the front desk as the receptionist looked at the three as she spoke.         “Can I help you three?” The receptionist asked as Mise spoke “Yes, have an invitation by Jeff Tremaine to see the Jackass crew.” Mise said pulling out his ID, the receptionist looked at the card and put some info into the computer and spoke “Ah yes, Mise En Place, with his two friends, he has been expecting you… here you are.” The receptionist said as she wrote the door number and floor on a piece of paper and handed it to Mise “Thanks Redheart, i’ll see you in history tomorrow?” Mise asked as Redheart nodded “Don’t tell Octy we talked, you know how she can be, I still remember what happened with that poor girl at the market.” Redheart said shivering as Mise nodded and motioned the two to follow his lead and walked up to the elevator and pressed the button as one of the elevators opened and the three piled in. Fang, Indigo and Mise were in the elevator as Fang spoke “This is crazy, out of all our jobs so far, this is one of the coolest next to yesterday's.” Fang said as Indigo nodded and spoke “Even cooler than riding an Orca at the zoo?” Indigo asked as Fang thought for a minute and spoke “Okay that day was a close second but this is extremely awesome!” Fang said jumping a bit for joy as the elevator opened at the fourth floor as the three got off the elevator and walked towards the location as Mise stopped a nurse and asked “Excuse me, where is room 238?” Mise asked as the nurse spoke “ Right behind you Mise….” The nurse said pointing to the door behind them as Mise thanked the nurse and the three were right next to the door as Mise then opened the door to the room and let Fang and Indigo enter the room as they then found….. The Jackass crew covered in splints, bandages, gauzes and other medical equipment as Fang spoke “Holy shit!” Fang said as Indigo was wided eyed and spoke “AHHHHHH!!!!!” Indigo fangirled right before she passed out as Fang caught her and brought her to a chair. Fang looked at the beat up Jackass crew as he then spoke “My god….. It really is them, holy crap….. You guys are the awesomest people ever!” Fang yelled as Johnny Knoxville spoke in a weak voice “T-Thanks kid…. OW! Fuck man…. That did not end well….” Johnny said as Fang was confused as Mise and the nurse entered as the nurse said “Maybe next time you won’t try making wing suits out of plywood and base jumping in a construction site!” The nurse scolded them as Mise spoke “Nurse Joy, I think they’ve learned their lesson, now why don’t you go check on the other patients. I heard that Bulk Biceps pulled some muscles and is here right now, maybe you can go give him a massage…” Mise said bouncing his eyebrows as Nurse Joy ran out of the room and down the hallway.         The room was bathed with silence as Indigo began to wake up “W-What…. Happened?” Indigo asked as she regained consciousness as Fang was by her side in a quick second and said “You fainted Indigo.” Fang said as he helped Indigo up to her feet as Mise was looking out in the hall and spoke “Ok, the bird has flown the coop!” Mise said as Johnny whistled loudly as the entire crew popped out of bed and began removing the bandages and medical supplies. Fang and Indigo were wide eyed at this as Johnny said “Thanks for keeping a look out for us Mise, so these are your friends?” Johnny asked as Mise nodded and spoke “It's no problem Johnny, and yeah, Fang, Indigo, meet Johnny Knoxville, Wee Man, Preston Lacy, Steve-O, Bam Margera and Jeff Tremaine, guys, these are my friends Tiberious Silverfang and Indigo Zap.” Mise said as the crew waved and said hi as Fang and Indigo could not even piece together their sentences trying to speak which made the crew laugh a bit as Johnny asked Mise “So they going to be alright, as well did you tell them?” Johnny asked Mise as he shook his head but still had a grin as Fang and Indigo wondered what he said as Indigo asked “Mise? What is Johnny talking about?” Indigo asked as Johnny chuckled a bit and said “Well for one thing, this is a reunion for the Jackass crew, but not only that this is a MTV special but….. You three are part of it!” Johnny said as Fang and Indigo began to go nuts with excitement as Mise just chuckled and said “Ok ok, calm down you two. But yes, the three of us are going to be guest stars on this special, not only that were going to be participating in the stunts!” Mise said as Fang and Indigo were still jumping with joy but began to calm down a bit as Johnny leaned down a bit and whispered to Mise “Wait till they hear this is all live.” Johnny whispered to Mise as he chuckled and said in his head ‘I think they’d have a double heart-attack’ Mise said in his head as he pulled out his phone and opened the group chat and told all his friends to drop what they're doing and turn on MTV. They did as they were told and saw the Jackass crew and Mise, Indigo, and Fang on the tv as Mise waved at the camera and said “My name is Mise En Place and welcome to Jackass!!” Mise said as he waved as the intro played and Johnny spoke “Very well done Mise, now are you three ready!?” Johnny asked as the three cheered for joy as Steve-O spoke “Alright you three, today were are doing something we did sometime back and still hurt like a bitch to this day, we are doing the Jackass high five!” Steve-O said as Wee Man spoke “Man I remember that, good times.” Wee Man said as Steve-O lead the group towards one of the halls as he said “Okay, now here how it goes, you three need to do, two of you will hold back the giant hand like how it happened in the show and one of you will go get a doctor or nurse or someone to run down this hall got it?” Steve-O asked as the three nodded and brought them to the hallway they needed to be down when Fang, Indigo and Mise saw the giant hand spring loaded hand from the show as Indigo was fangirling a bit “Ahhh! It's the giant hand! From the ah! With the ah!” Indigo said trying to keep her cool as Steve-O directed the three “Okay, who wants to hold the hand back and who wants to be the alerter?” Steve-O asked as Indigo instantly shot her hand up and said “I want to hold the hand! Me! Me! Me!” Indigo said jumping up and down like a schoolgirl as Fang spoke in his head ‘She is so happy I swear…. As well this is making her even cuter by the second.’ Fang said trying to keep his thoughts together as Mise spoke “If she’s holding the hand, i’ll be the spotter.” Mise said as he got into position.         Steve-O then said “Alright, Mise you need to do is say anything to get those people down this hall by any means, got it?” Steve-O asked as Mise nodded and gave a thumbs up as they all hide behind the corner and Mise was leaning against a wall as a doctor was walking the hall when Mise spoke up “Hey whooves! I heard nurse joy was looking you down the hall here, i’d go check it out. She probably needs a check up if you catch my drift….” Mise said as the doctor said “Ehehm, yes, well in that case i’ll see what she needs thank you sir.” The doctor said while looking at his clipboard as he walked through the doorway as Indigo let the hand loose knocking the doctor down the hallway as everyone cheered with excitement and was laughing as Steve-O spoke “Damn, look at him go he's like a tumbleweed, alright who is the next one to give them a high five?” Steve-O asked as Mise volunteered this time “I’ll do it this time! Fang you be the spotter.” Mise said as the duo got into position and Fang was watching the hall as a male nurse was walking the halls as Fang ran out of the hall and spoke “Help man! My friend trip and fell on a twelve pack and is lodged into his chest! He needs help now!” Fang yelled as the nurse ran down the way Fang did as Mise released the hand and smacked the guy across the hall and into a wall as Mise said “STRIKE!” Mise said as everyone laughed as Indigo then spoke “Looks like it is my turn, you ready Fang?” Indigo asked as Fang nodded as he brought the hand back and Indigo was getting into position as Fang`s phone began to vibrate as he used one hand to pull his phone out and see that it was Artemis calling as he answered and spoke “Hey Artemis what's up?” Fang asked as Artemis spoke “What the fly fuck are you, Mise, and Indigo doing with the Jackass crew and why on live tv in the Canterlot hospital?!” Artemis asked with anger and confusion in his voice as Fang spoke “L-Live television?.....” Fang said as Artemis spoke “Yeah, were all at Octy’s place and we're watching you on MTV, i'm pretty sure the whole country is too.” Artemis said as Fang almost dropped his cellphone and slowly looked at the camera and waved a bit and said “H-Hey guys….. Hehehe……” Fang said as he felt his grip slipping as Indigo was outside waiting for someone to come by as she spotted on the ground a dollar bill as she spoke “It's my lucky day!” Indigo said bending down to pick it up as Fang was freaking out until he lost his grip on the hand as it flew in and smacked Indigo hard on the ass, making her yelp a bit and fall forward on her face with a massive blush. Fang looked over to see what happen as he found Indigo on the ground and ran to her side and helped her to her feet as he spoke “Indigo? Indigo are you alright?” Fang asked as Indigo kept her gaze down and spoke “J-Just leave me here to die….” Indigo said embarrassed as Fang just shook his head and brought her into a hug and spoke “I…. I'm sorry Indigo….” Fang said in a quiet tone to her as Indigo was shocked by this as she was speaking in her head ‘Is this real? Seriously this can’t be happening…’ Indigo said in her head as Mise spoke up “You guys might want to say hi to the 300 million people watching at home live, I was going to tell you sooner, but this whole thing is a live feed to MTV.” Mise said as Fang’s blood began to boil as he spoke “Mise….. Remind me to kill you later…..” Fang said in a low tone filled with rage and anger dripping from his words as he held Indigo closer trying to keep her calm as Mise spoke “Noted, it's on my list of thing’s to do. But if it makes you feel any better, you’re not only famous, but you’ll get to see me run through a hallway full of tasers on strings later.” Mise said with a hint of genuine remorse in his voice as Fang spoke “You running through electric avenue? Heh…. that I would like to see or…. Actual take part in…. Sounds like fun.” Fang said a bit calmer as Wee Man spoke “Sorry we tricked you like that kid.” Wee Man said as did the rest of the crew as Fang helped Indigo up to her feet as he spoke “It’s fine, in all irony we are having fun. Hell me and my sisters used to do some of your stunts from the show.” Fang said with a bit of a smile as Indigo spoke as well “Yeah me too, also I have something to say.” Indigo said looking into the camera “Hey Lemon? Hey Rainbow crash? You jealous? I’m living your dream! Who’s more awesome now!?” Indigo said with a big smirk as everyone laughed. Rainbow Dash and Lemon were sitting in Octavia's living room as they saw that as Rainbow yelled as she picked up Rapid and threw him towards an open window as Sugarcoat and Artemis caught him, when Lemon then grabbed a fire poker and began to smash the windows in the house as the rest of the group tried to stop her from breaking a third window. Back with the rest of the group they were walking down a hall with multiple boxes in the hall as Wee Man spoke “Ok, so im Wee Man and this is the vaseline slip n’ slide!” Wee Man said into camera as he ran and slid down the hallway and crashed into the boxes as everyone cheered as Johnny said “Yes! That is another strike for Wee Man, who here thinks we can do better?” Johnny asked as the group cheered as Preston then said “Oh yeah, well I say I can beat his score.” Preston said as he covered the back of his shirt in vaseline and ran down the hall, then jumped and twisted his body landing on his back as he crashed through another set of boxes but as well crashing into a wall head first. The group erupted in laughter as preston son got back to his feet and said “I'm okay!” Preston said until Jeff slid in and knocked him off his feet and landing face first on the ground. Fang, Indigo and Mise just laughed as the four decided to have a race down the hall and Johnny crashed into a door in less than ten seconds flat, Wee Man was making good progress but soon collided with Jeff as the two created a giant hole in the wall as Fang said “Welp, somebody call hole in the wall, they got a new challenge.” Fang said as Mise and Indigo chuckled a bit as Preston reached the finish line as Bam spoke “We have a winner!” Bam said as he raised Preston`s arm up as the champion of vaseline racing. Soon the group walked down a different hall as Steve-O spoke “Alright guys, who is ready for a fun little obstacle course?” Steve-O asked as all three raised their hands as the crew laughed a bit as the camera man brought the camera up to the three as Indigo spoke “I’m Indigo, that’s Mise and Fang, and this is Electric avenue, hit it Fang!” Indigo said as Fang started playing electric avenue on his phone. The music began to play as the three were singing the song along with it as they dogged the tasers as they began to swing faster back and forth as Mise was singing the song and getting electrocuted “We gon-ZAP-rock down-ZAP-to electric-ZAP-avenue!-ZAP-” Mise sang as he continued to get shocked every step he took as Fang and Indigo were losing it as they saw him getting electrocuted as Fang spoke “How is he not shooting lightning out of his ass?” Fang asked as he was trying to stop laughing as Indigo spoke “I don’t know, but give him a winged helmet and hammer and he could be Thor!” Indigo said laughing as Mise kept trekking through the course until he finally reached the end “I *twitch* made *twitch* it!” Mise said as he collapsed on the floor twitching as Fang ran around the corner and came out the other side with the cameraman and asked “Hey Octy? Do you like your toast light or extra crispy? Because i’d said this slice is ready to butter!” Fang said as the cameraman panned down to show Fang rubbing an oversized stick of butter on Mise as Indigo asked “Fang? Are you going to butter both sides?” Indigo asked as the group was ready to pee themselves from laughter as Fang shrugged and said “Don't know, as well Treble gave me this and also he says hi to everyone and as well.” Fang said as he looked at the camera and said “Thanks again Treble for the RC cola and the stick of butter.” Fang said as he then took the butterstick off of Mise as he was still twitching a bit and the cameraman zoomed in on Mise as the man said in his head ‘My god…. What the hell happen to my life?’ The cameraman said in his head. Back at the house everyone just watched in shock and horror as Octavia spoke “Oh my god, Mise! Treble! Why did you give Fang that giant stick of butter!?” Octavia said as Vinyl spoke “My favorite part was when he kept getting zapped and singing!” Vinyl said laughing as Treble spoke with a shrug “Don’t know, just felt like a good idea to do so, as well he texted me for the soda.” Treble said as he showed her his phone as the texts read ‘Hey Treble can you get me a soda real quick man? I will pay you back.’ Fang text read as Treble said ‘Alright, but this is my last job and I want out you hear me!?’ Treble’s text had read as Fang’s was just a nodding emoticon as she looked through the phone and found the anvil song and asked “Uh, Treble, why do you have ‘the anvil song’ on your phone?” Octavia asked as Treble shushed her and said “I’m not telling you that, it is a surprise that only Fang and Mise's authors know of.” Treble said keeping a tight lip about it as everyone just looked at him and let out a sigh knowing not to question him. Back with the jackass crew, they were getting ready for the next stunt and johnny knoxville spoke “Ok, for this next stunt, one of you needs to lay on this gurney and the other two are going to pretend to take the to the morgue. And at a random point, one of the two will tap the metal and the person laying down will jump off and run around while you two try and catch them, so who wants to do what?” Johnny asked as Fang spoke up “I will play the dead guy!” Fang said as Indigo and Mise nodded as Indigo spoke “i guess that means you and me will be pushing and chasing, Mise, you can give the signal.” Indigo said as Mise nodded as Jeff came back with two outfits and the gurney as he spoke “Alright you two, get changed and you get on the gurney and we will get the sheet.” Jeff said as the three nodded and got ready. Fang was resting on the gurney as Mise came back out of the bathroom dressed as a doctor and soon followed out the other bathroom was Indigo in a nurse outfit as Johnny pulled back the sheet over Fang`s head as he said “Alright you three, good luck.” Johnny said as Mise and Indigo pushed Fang towards the lobby as it was filled with people as they past the receptionist as Mise said in a deep fake voice “Excuse me ma’am, i’m new here can you point me in the direction of the elevators.” Mise asked as the receptionist point across the room and went back to work as Indigo said “Doctor, shouldn’t we do this more discretely?” Indigo asked as mise turned to her and said “Shut up nurse! I'm a doctor!” Mise said as he walked over to the elevator and pushed the button. But before the door opened he tapped gurney and Fang sprang to life screaming “AHHH!!!! GET ME AWAY FROM THEM! THEY TRIED TO KILL ME!” Fang screamed as he launched off the gurney as Mise spoke “Nurse get ‘em! We can’t let another one get away!” Mise said as he chased after Fang with Indigo behind him as Fang was running around the lobby screaming for help as everyone was to scared to even move as the receptionist yelled “IT’S A ZOMBIE!” The receptionist screamed as everyone fled out of the door and the three ran back down the hall they came out of. Fang, Indigo, and Mise were laughing as they reached back to the Jackass crew as Fang said “Did you see their faces out there? It was priceless.” Fang said laughing as Johnny said “That was, alright you guys ready for round 2?” Johnny asked as the three looked at each other and nodded and got ready for another round of scaring people as the cameraman zoomed up to Fang as he said “I am Fang, and this is the haunted gurney.” Fang said as Indigo covered his head with the sheet and the three walked towards the other set of elevators and went up to the third floor and towards the cafeteria where there were some hospital staff and family members in there eating something as some were drinking coffee as the three were standing outside the doors of the room as Mise looked towards Fang and Indigo and asked “You guys ready to scare the pants off some people?” Mise asked as Indigo and Fang nodded as Fang put the sheet back over his head and the two pushed the cart into the cafeteria gaining the attention of everyone in the room as Indigo spoke “Hey! We found this guy in one of the rooms! Do you want to claim him now or later after we cut him open!?” Indigo asked people gasped and a few fainted as Mise then tapped the side of the gurney as Indigo used her phone at full volume that some could hear the Benny Hills theme song as Fang sprang from the gurney screaming for his life “AAAAHHHH!!! Can’t you see they’re trying to kick my butt?!” Fang said as he ran past an old man who said “I do love the young people….” The old man said as Mise and Indigo ran after him as the people in the cafeteria began to freak out that Fang looked to be dead then came back to life as the receptionist from the lobby was shaking with a few empty cups of coffee were surrounding her as one of her colleges was trying to calm her down but could not as she screamed seeing Fang screaming and running from Mise and Indigo as he was holding a large pile of sticky notes as he was trying to throw them like ninja stars at Mise and Indigo as Redheart screamed “ITS THE STICKY NOTES OF THE APOCALYPSE!” Redheart screamed as she ran for her life as Rose, Lily and Daisy all screamed “The Horror! The Horror!” The three screamed but were actually in another room as they saw that the bed sheets to a bed were wrinkled as the three fainted and fell on the ground still murmuring the same words over and over again. Back with Fang, Indigo and Mise the two had caught Fang and dragged him back out of the cafeteria and back to the Jackass crew as they were laughing on how much footage they got from the shot as Johnny said “Damn you three, if we were still a group and still on tv you three would instantly be part of the crew.” Johnny said as Mise spoke “Thank’s, it just comes naturally, just ask our friends at Canterlot High and Crystal Prep! Isn't that right gang?” Mise asked the camera as the gang simply face palmed and laughed a little. As Mise was about to continue his phone buzzed, he picked it up and saw it was Rarity “Hey Mrs. Staypuff what’s up?” Mise asked laughing as Rarity spoke “Well I never, anyway why do you think this is so amusing, all your doing is scaring multiple people with your unfunny jokes and stunts. Do you think this is fun?” Rarity asked as Mise spoke “I think what i'm doing is gut-busting, and you’re just jealous that i’m on national tv and you’re still stuck in a dead end job. So screw your opinion, and quit calling me when i’m busy.” Mise said hanging up as he spoke “Annoying ass classmate, thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips.” Mise as the crew nodded and laughed a little. Rarity was steaming mad at Mise that she could almost cook an egg, but as well had been tried as Treble placed a pan on her head and cracked an egg open as he was whistling while making a small snack as Vinyl was just laughing as the whole group was speechless at what Mise just said as Lemon texted Fang and said ‘You three are so dead when this is over’. Fang got the text and shook his head as he then looked at the camera with dead, emotionless eyes and spoke “I have had worse….. So just try me….. I have no parents….. And the one I love is dead….. So just try.” Fang said as he got away from the camera as it scared the group seeing that side of Fang again as it not showed its face in a while. Mise looked at Fang and to the camera and spoke “I hope you guys are happy, i’d explain my thing but uh,if I do, I get deported and put on death row….so I hope your happy...anyway johnny? What’s next on the list?!” Mise said looking away from the camera as Johnny cleared his throat and spoke “Uh…. Yeah anyway I heard something about you owning a tiger? Think you can hook us up?” Johnny asked excited as mise nodded and said “Hell yeah! He’s out in my tank right now, come on let’s go, we’ll start out there. I got the perfect stunt…” Mise said everyone went outside from the lobby as the crew saw his tank as Wee Man spoke “Holy shit man! You own this thing!?” Wee Man asked as Mise nodded and spoke “Hell yeah I do! My uncle gave it to me! It's basically my car, I take it to school, the mall, hell I took it to my fiance’s parent’s place once!” Mise said as he opened the hatch and let out Frosted Flakes as he roared loudly and jumped down from the tank and sat down in front of the crew as they were awe struck by it as Jeff spoke “Holy shit! It's a tiger man, a real tiger!” Jeff said as Johnny nodded in agreement as Mise spoke “Yup, his name is Frosted Flakes, he came as a package deal with a lion cub named Simba who’s at home right now. I take FF with me so no one tries anything with me or my ride.” Mise said he pet FF on the head as he began to purr a bit as Johnny spoke “Nice man, this will be perfect for our next stunt man!” Johnny said as the crew nodded in agreement as they all heard a metallic clicking noise as they saw Fang lighting a cigarette as Indigo spoke “Fang? Are you going to wait here while pretend to be mauled, i'm guessing right?, anyway are you going to pass or join?” Indigo asked as Fang just shrugged and leaned against the pillar in front of the hospital as Johnny whispered to Mise “Is he going to be okay man?” Johnny asked as Mise whispered back “Yeah, he has a ‘troubled’ history, by the time we get the supplies for this next stunt together, he’ll be back his happy self.” Mise said as Johnny nodded and said “Ok, let's get the stuff for this next stunt and we’ll meet back here.” Johnny said as everyone cheered and went their separate ways. Fang just stayed behind with just his thoughts as he spoke in his head ‘I feel that this was a bad idea….. All of it….. They bring me back to the once place that I hate, the fucking hospital….’ Fang said in his head as he let out a small sigh and snuffed his cigarette as he then light another one. Mise was with Wee Man as they were planning out the plan of attack as Wee Man spoke “Do you really think he will be okay man? I mean, he looked to be completely dead out there, kind of like a thousand yard stare or something….” Wee Man said as Mise let out a sigh and spoke “Let's put it this way, and you can’t tell anyone I told you this, that means you camera man.” Mise said as the camera guy left and Mise checked as he continued “Fang… He was witness to the deaths of everyone he ever held close. He’s still bouncing back but I would have him stay if I didn't think he’d be up for it.” Mise said as Wee Man nodded in understanding as the two got back to planning the stunt. Indigo was in the store pacing back and forth a bit as Johnny came back with the items they needed and asked “Hey Indigo, you going to be okay?” Johnny asked as Indigo was hesitant to answer until she finally spoke “Yeah, i'm going to be fine. Just got a lot going on in life ya know? But i’ll be fine, we're actually have a ton of fun despite certain things.” Indigo said as Johnny nodded a bit and spoke “That is good to hear…. But as well, you worried about him as well?” Johnny asked as Indigo stood frozen but soon nodded as Johnny placed his hand on Indigo`s shoulder and said “I understand, you know….. Being worried about your friend and seeing if they are okay…. It's hard to think about at times, but…. You will find a revelation.” Johnny said as Indigo nodded a bit and spoke “Thanks Johnny, come on let's go scare the hell out of these hospital workers!” Indigo said holding up her fist in determination as Johnny nodded and the two paid for the stuff. Everyone walked back to the hospital but found that Fang was not there as they became curious about it as Mise spoke “FANG! WE NEED YOU FOR THIS!!” Mise yelled as Fang emerged from the side of the building as his eyes were covered by his hair, as he also had his hood on and his mask on as well as Indigo spoke “Fang, come on, I know you don’t like hospitals, but we need you for this!” Indigo said as she walked up to him and put one hand on his shoulder, and used the other hand to remove the hoodie and mask as she smiled at him “Now come on, the show must go on!” Indigo said as Fang’s mood perked up a bit at seeing Indigo so full of energy. Fang then nodded a bit with a small smile and said “Okay…. I will help.” Fang said as the crew cheered and walked in as Mise said under his breath “Never underestimate the power of love…” Mise said smiling a bit as he whispered to camera guy “You got that all on film right?” Mise asked as the camera guy gave him a thumbs up as the two walked into the hospital as Indigo grabbed Fang`s wrist and pulled him into the hospital as she was laughing like a schoolgirl. Fang just blushed a bit as he spoke in his head ‘This is one of those rare moments….. I wish they could always stay….. But I am happy either way.’ Fang said in his head with a slight smile on his face as the Wee Man spoke “Alright, so here is the plan that me and Mise were making.” Wee Man said as he pulled up a board with the attack plan on it as Mise spoke “I run in covered in fake blood as I frantically try and call for help. Then you guys release Frosted Flakes after me and I have him chase me through the hallway. And since we do this a lot, he’ll think it’s a game.” Mise said pulled out a knife and started cutting holes in his clothes as the crew was getting the rest of the plan ready as Johnny said “Hey Fang, can you get the fake blood over there?” Johnny asked pointing to the gallon bottle as he was creating the mixture they needed, Fang nodded and grabbed the bottle for him as Johnny told him to start pouring the fake blood into the bowl as Steve-O spoke “Okay, the mixture is almost done, we just need to do is cover both Mise and Frosted Flakes in the stuff and release the two down the hall.” Steve-O said mixing the bowl as the crew grabbed the brushes and began to paint Mise and Frosted Flakes in the stuff as Johnny said “Alright Mise you ready man?” Johnny asked as Mise nodded and spoke “As ready as i’ll ever be!” Mise said as he turned to the camera and spoke “I’m Mise and this is Urban Jungle!” Mise said as he ran through the doors of the hospital and screamed bloody murder “HELP ME!!! I-I-I J-JUST BEEN ATTACKED!! PLEASE GET ME DOCTOR NOW!!” Mise screamed as he was flailing all over the front desked and totally hamming it up as Frosted Flakes ran in and spotted Mise as Mise ran down the hall screaming “AHHHH!!! GET AWAY! I'M TOO HANDSOME TO DIE!! AHHH!!” Mise continued to yell as Frosted Flakes continued the pursuit much to the terror of the hospital workers, patients, and visitors. This continued as mise ran through corridors, lounges, and desks. He ducked behind doors and chairs pretending to elude death. He finally decided it was enough and ran out the back entrance and around through the parking lot scoring some extra points with the people there as he met up with the crew “That….was….insane….” Mise said as he panted as Frosted Flakes pounced on Mise knocking him to the ground and licking his face while purring as the crew was getting ready for the last two stunts as Fang asked “So what is this next one?” Fang asked as Jeff spoke “Well for one thing this is a two parter based stunt, the first one is prep for Johnny, the second one is a bit of a surprise for you three…” Jeff said teasingly not giving much info as Johnny got ready as everyone turned to see a gauntlet of cacti, paddles, staple and nail guns and baby alligators. Pinkie Pie then came out of nowhere and picked up the wide eyed baby alligator with no teeth as she spoke “Gummy, what are you doing here? You should not play with strangers.” Pinkie said as the alligator said nothing but just liked her face with his fork tongue as Pinkie Pie giggled and said “Aw, I can’t stay mad at you, come on let’s go back to Octavia`s place and see what happens next!” Pinkie said as she walked towards an alleyway and was gone. The Jackass crew just stared at the empty alley way as the three said at the same time “It's Pinkie Pie, don't question it.” All three said at the same time as they all shrugged as Johnny got into position and said “I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the seven mile spanking machine!” Johnny said as he began to run through the gauntlet as he kept getting hit in the ass with the gauntlets obstacles as the three just watched on as they all cringed a bit at Johnny's pain as Fang said “Fuck man, that has got to hurt.” Fang said as Mise and Indigo nodded as Mise spoke. “Reminds me of my initiation after I weaseled my way into the IRA. I couldn’t sit for a Week.” Mise said rubbing his butt as Indigo then spoke “I hear ya, I wonder what the second part of this stunt is?” Indigo asked as the two shrugged a bit not knowing at all as Johnny screamed a bit as an alligator bite his butt and was stuck still as he ran the rest of the gauntlet reaching the end as he then fell face first on the pavement as Jeff and Bam helped pull the alligator off his ass. Steve-O was laughing as he then said “Alright you three, time to suit up for the last stunt of the day, it is time to go out with a new one, it's time to go out with a bang!” Steve-O said as he handed the three the outfits and pushed them into the bathrooms to get changed as Johnny asked “You think they are prepared for this?” Johnny asked hunched over as Steve-O nodded and said “They are man, they helped and planned all this….. They are ready.” Steve-O said as the three exited the bathrooms in doctor`s attire, except Mise who was dressed as the medic from Team fortress 2. Steve-O then spoke “Alright, you three are ready…. Johnny prepare for surgery!” Steve-O said as the three were surprised as Mise spoke “Ok, let’s practice medicine!” Mise said in a fake german accent as he was snapping one of his gloves. They wheeled johnny into a spare room decorated with an overhead lamp and operating table. Next to it was a table with various surgical instruments as jeff said “Ok, your three’s job is to remove all the objects out of johnny’s ass. Good luck you three!” Jeff said as the three turned to the camera and said “We're Fang, Mise, and Indigo and this is Jackass surgeon simulator!” The three said as Mise spoke “Ok, the subject has numerous foreign objects lodged in in his ass cheeks, and we need to dope him up before-” Mise said as Fang cut him off “Screw that noise!” Fang said as he grabbed some tweezers and started plucking cactus pricks out as Indigo said “Dr. Fang, I think we should administer some anestia.” Indigo said as Fang yelled “SHUT UP NURSE! I’M A DOCTOR!!” Fang yelled as the three eventually found their rhythm and began removing the stuff left and right but soon found they needed to use the pliers as Fang said “Pliers!” Fang said as Mise passed the pliers and said “Pliers” Mise said as Fang spoke again “Towel” Fang said as Mise repeated the same thing and wiped his forehead and he spoke again “Sandwich” Fang said as Indigo handed him the sandwich saying “Sandwich’” as he took a bite and said “Thank you” Fang said he the surgery went on as planned. Soon the surgery was over as Fang said to Johnny “The surgery was a success, very well done Doctor Mise and Nurse Indigo. We also recommend you do not sit on your ass for at least two days.” Fang said as Johnny nodded and hopped off the table as the Jackass crew entered as the cameraman zoomed towards the group as Johnny spoke “Hello everyone, we would all like to say is, thank you all for watching this reunion special and we would like to thank these three for bringing us back together for one last episode of Jackass. We wish you all the best of luck out there everyone and, one more round of thanks to these three crazy kids.” Johnny said as the crew cheered as the three waved as Mise spoke “Thanks Johnny, it was a hell of a lot of fun, I had a great time, I know these two certainly did, i’ve given my two cents, anything you two want to say to our friends and the other people at home?” Mise asked as Indigo spoke “Like Mise said this was a ton of fun! This is easily the most fun i’ve had in years! Fang?” Indigo said passing the spotlight to Fang as he spoke “Well…. I just have to say, this was the most craziest and funnest thing I have ever done in my life. This was insane, fucking crazy and downright fun. I am happy I have met the Jackass crew and I am happy to have you guys with me and have our friends with us wherever we go!” Fang said as the crew cheered as Johnny spoke “We are happy to have you guys here, and were sorry to say this but each era must come to an end, which means by this era of Jackass must come to an end, but would start a new era…. These three right here, are prime examples of the new era of Jackass. We have talked it over and we all agree, you three are honorary members of the Jackass crew and will take over after we retire, congratulations you three.” Johnny said as the three were shocked and were slacked jawed by the statement. Soon the three regained their thoughts as Mise spoke “I think I speak for all three of us when I say thank you, and we’d be honored to carry on this legacy.” Mise said as Fang and Indigo nodded as they all waved to the camera and said goodbye to the folks at home. Fang, Indigo and Mise walked out of the hospital in their normal clothes and hopped onto Mise’s tank as Fang spoke “I have to say….. Today was fucking insane! In a good way.” Fang said as Mise and Indigo agreed as Indigo spoke “I hear you on that one! I can’t believe we're actually part of the Jackass crew now! This is so awesome!!” Indigo said scrunching her face together in excitement as Fang chuckled a bit ‘Damn…. She made herself even cuter then ever.’ Fang said in his head with a slight chuckle as they had reached Octavia's house as Mise spoke “Ok here we are, now brace yourselves, a shitstorm is coming!” Mise said as he slapped on an invisible helmet as Fang and Indigo snickered a bit and climbed out of the tank with Mise as they stood on top of the tank staring at the house as they then hopped off and walked to the front door, and opened it to find the group waiting for them as they had upset and angry faces as Rarity spoke “Well, it looks like the uncouth barbarians have finally returned from their asinine quest.” Rarity said as Mise spoke “Why thank you for noticing, i was voted uncouth barbarian of the year!” Mise said rolling his eyes beforehand as the group got more angry and barking at the three, but the three began to tune them all out as Mise turned to Fang and Indigo and spoke “You want to go get something to eat? My treat.” Mise offered as Fang and Indigo nodded as Fang spoke “Hell yeah man, all those stunts made me hungry, how about you Indigo?” Fang asked as Indigo spoke “I'm with you guys, come on, I know this great sushi place just down the way from Crystal Prep!” Indigo said as the three walked out the door as Rainbow Dash yelled “Don’t you walk away from us yelling at you three!” Rainbow yelled as Fang turned and said “You’re just jealous because we did not invite you Rainbow, and that were Jackass crew, and we were on national tv, and we are getting sushi because we’re hungry.” Fang said as he turned back to the tank as Artemis spoke “You got to give them credit though, that was really funny!” Artemis said as the group thought for a moment but soon nodded as Lemon spoke “Yeah, as well….” Lemon said as she leaned close to Artemis and Aria and whispered “I think that Fang and Indigo are getting closer.” Lemon said as the two nodded in agreement as the three drove down the street in Mise`s tank.