Dear Princess Celestia,
Yesterday was the first time that I joined the annual outing of the company where I work. And boy, have I learned a thing or two from that experience.
First, I rediscovered that I was somewhat good in volleyball. It's been decades since I last tried playing that. I think the last one was during P.E. back in high school.
Second, always remember to stretch and do warm-ups before doing any heavy physical activities. Ow... My body's aching all over...
Third, there's a chance that a drunk coworker will bite your leg. The pain wasn't helping me in that weird situation, but I at least was able to stop myself from hitting him. But I think it's mostly because I have absolutely no idea how to handle that situation I was in. At least he apologized when he got somber enough. Eh, it was all in good fun anyway. I hope.
Fourth and the most important thing I learned was to have fun. And boy was it fun.
Well, maybe I should end my letter here. Thanks for reading this, princess.
Your little pony, Jay.