You ride the boulder! It is glorious and waaay better than flying!
You drive into town, unicorns and Starlight Glimmer are baffled at the sight of a blueberry muffin in a foil wrapper riding a giant boulder through town and causing chaos beyond reason!
This GTB:V type stuff here! You even got off your rock to beat down Starlight and rob a few stores of their rusty bits!
You make it Sugar Bell's bakery where you ransack the building and turn every muffin to nothing under your boulder's might!
The Town police surrounded your boulder.
"Strange muffin, get off of your boulder!" one cop demanded in a confused yet stern tone.
You reply with some logic that contradicts their equality.
"We'll take you on as one!" another cop replied, getting scared responses from his other six police officers.
You watch as the ponies in town are dumbed down to the level of this idiot. You slowly move your boulder.
Cop one stares at you before moving, "Whoops! I didn't mean to bump into ya!"
You got away.
The next day the TARDIS returned, allowing you to slip inside the open doors as your alternate timeline/past-self faded from existence from within the Doctor's collar.
"What are we waiting on?" Derpy asked.
"Nothing, I suppose." Doctor shrugs, flipping a switch to close the TARDIS doors. "Hey, you still have the baskets of still fresh muffins."
"You know what, you're right! And we can also find your favorite flavor!" she replied happily.
"Excuse me?"
She then grabbed the Doctor's tie and pulled him along, "Let's see what Tick Tock's favorite muffin is, too!"
You take out your TARDIS map and head back to your room. NEXT