You can out run magic statues so logically, your god-like powers can increase your speed! You warm up by baking on the rock. What? Muffins don't have muscles.
You use your super speed! ...stopping at Griffonstone. You feel the scones judging you from a nearby cart.
Griffons fly down, ripping you to shreds as they enjoy your blueberry muffin taste, leaving only a crummy wrapper.
"Hey Gilda, this muffin tastes better than your sucky scones!"
"Go buck yourself, JonTron!"
"That's not my name!"
"And Jaques is a better one?!"
GAME OVER