Star Wars III: The New Empire

by New Fossil Studios

Chapter 1: Rarity Shot First!

A Unicorn pony with white fur, cyan eyeliner, mascara, a violet mane and tail of a rolling style, blue eyes, a cutie mark of three diamonds, and no clothing but a brown robe and a gun socket with a scoped blaster in it. This Unicorn was walking along the deserts before coming across a female Unicorn with a violet cloak covering her entire body, she pulled out her blaster.

"Ahem."

The cloaked Unicorn turned her head towards the robed Unicorn behind her, levitating a Lightsaber out from her cloak. Her Lightsaber emitted a purple light just revealing her light blue face, and she said:

"You were once a Jedi, now you're just an opportunist."

"Afraid so, but I have no other way to make the bits that I need for food on this dust ball of a planet."

"There's still good in you, Rarity, I believe it!"

"It's too late for that know, Trixie. There is just nothing else that I can do."

"*Sigh* Okay then, I'm sorry that I have to do this, Rarity."

Rarity fired her blaster multiple times; Trixie used her Lightsaber to deflect each blast, moving towards Rarity. The deflection of each blast was getting slower and slower, but Trixie ended up right at Rarity's presence saying:

"Once again, Rarity, I'm sorry that I have to do this!"

Her Lightsaber was just a swing from beheading Rarity, but she wouldn't do it. And while Trixie's eyes were flooding with tears, Rarity's eyes weren't; she said:

"You're too scared to finish me off, which leads to your downfall. Goodbye, Trixie!"

And she blasted Trixie's head straight off, with her Lightsaber deactivating as it fell to the sandy ground.

"I'll take this as evidence."

Said Rarity as she levitated the Lightsaber into her pockets.

Rarity sat down at a lone table drinking out of a shot glass, a Hutt crawled over to her.

"I trust you have finished off Trixie?"

She showed him the Lightsaber she got from Trixie.

"Exellent! Exellent! Now, here's your reward."

He gave her a pouch full of bits labelled: 'PROPERTY OF THE EMPIRE'.

"What do I do with this, then?"

"Eh, you keep it."

The Hutt crawled away; Rarity kept the Lightsaber in her pockets. After finishing her drink, Rarity rolled her eyes and noticed a Wookie seated elsewhere in the Cantina.

"About time."

Rarity walked on over to the Wookie with her blaster up, as the Wookie started to get up.

"Going somewhere, Choloka?"

"As a matter of fact, yes, Rarity, I was just going somwhere. Tell your boss that I got the money."

"Oh, really? Let me see it."

He showed her a bag of bits made of a golden leather; Rarity confiscated it.

"This is stolen property, exactly why Sombra put an equal price to it as a reward for your head. I've waited a long time for this moment!"

"Yes, I bet you have."

He pulled his blaster out and shot in Rarity's direction! But Rarity shot first.

"Sorry about the mess."

She levitated some bits to the bartender before leaving the Cantina.

Rarity was walking through the desert until witnessing a cyan Pegasus pony with reddish-brown eyes, a rainbow-colored mane and tail, a cutie mark of a cloud with a half-rainbow lightning strike, a leather jacket, and prosthetic wings, plummet into the ground right in front of her.

"Ow, my head."

She stood up and noticed Rarity.

"Oh, PERFECT! Out of the frying pan and into the Fire!"

Rarity pulled out her blaster.

"Afraid so, Rainbow Dash. But alas, I need the money in order to eat."

"** How much are they paying you?"

"A hundred bits."

" I'll pay you a MILLION bits to join the rebellion, and become a Jedi once again!"

"Only if it's a thousand times that amount, otherwise, it won't match what amount I can currently make in just a month."

"Is that your final conclusion?"

"Final conclusion."

Rainbow then pulled out a key labelled:

and put it back into her pocket.

"WHAAAAAT!?!?"

"That's right! And if you accept my offer, I can loan you the key and the vault's location alongside your very own spacecraft!"

"L-looks like you've got yourself a deal!"