Sweet Apple Acres, Equestria
Time: 1540
Scourge was chillin' with Applejack when they attacked. He, as well as the rest of SOCOM went to defend the crashed USH (United States Heli) America. Everyone was loosing the fight and were about to surrender.
That is, if a red blur didn't show up.
The blur went and saved SOCOM by tiring out the enemy army until they colapsed.
"How was I, Scourge?" The blur said with a voise a pirate would want.
Scourge smiled and said "Hello Foxy."
"Thought you needed me cap'n!" The blur slowed down until everyone (or everypony) could see Foxy. Foxy is an red fox with a hook for the right hand with an eyepatch and wearing dark tan pants. "Cap'n, I need to tell you somethin'.
λ€α∂₹₩₢¤¥₦µθβΩ (Conquered Washington D.C.)
[WHERE IS SOCOM?!?] Yelled War Master Tellnar to his human slave when SOCOM was fighting the Equestrian Army. Tellnar is an alien with 4 arms and a beak with teeth but otherwise looks like a very ugly human. Tellnar and the human slave were at the base of the former majestic Washington Monument, it's once beutiful white skin is now covered in battle scars with the top half gone. Tellnar is the leader of the Illuminazis, the worst evil you can ever imagine. Tellnar hated all of Earth, now Earth is at his mercy.
"I-I-I DONT KNOW MASTER!" Stampered the slave. "Please-"
[BE QUIET YOU GLOARTING (Alien f-word)SLAVE!] Yelled Tellnar, [You know what?]
"What master?" Asked the slave.
[This.] Tellnar said as he pulled out a laser pistol and pointed it at the slave's head. The slave barely had time to react before Tellnar fired. Blood and brains squirted on the Washington Monument as Tellnar walked to his spacecraft. [ALL ILLUMINAZIS,] Commanded Tellnar, [ADVANCE TO PLANET 12-8B. NOW!] Moments later, the radio was filled with 'steig heil Tellnar's as they flew to Planet 12-8B.
Also, did I mention that Planet 12-8B is where Equestria is located?
Sweet Apple Acres, Equestria
Time: 1550
How? thought Luna, We had them. At least everything worked out. Luna was talking to Scourge when Foxy asked if Scourge and he could talk. Luna said yes. Scourge and Foxy moved to the barn and Foxy wispered in Scourge's ear.
"APPLEJACK!" Yelled Applejack's friends, who rushed at Applejack.
"GUYS!" Yelled Applejack, who did the same thing.
"WE WERE SO WORRIED!!!" Sobbed a crying Fluttershy, who was happy that the mean aliens left her friend alone. Scourge came to the group with a shocked expresson and said:
"Did anypony preform a spell with a red glow?"
"I did," Said a Twilight Sparkle, "But wh-"
*Slap*
Scourge slapped Twilight Sparkle (wha-?)
"WHA IN THE TAR-NATION IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Yelled Applejack (Everypony reacted the same way).
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?" Yelled Scourge, "YOU TELEPORTED EARTH'S LAST HOPE HERE! COUNTLESS OF CITIES LOST, MILLIONS OF LIVES LOST, HISTORY DESTROYED, AND My country...FELL BECAUSE OF YOU!" Pointed a very angry Scourge at Twilight, who was cowering under him.
"I-I'M SORRY-" Studdered a scared Twilight.
"YOU'RE SORRY WHAT?!" Yelled Scourge, "YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, NOW!"
Nopony refused.