Adventure Muffin!

by Jake Witt


2: Leave No Loose Ends

You lunge at the unicorn, knitting needles in your magical grasp. The world slows around you as the Doctor is too slow to catch you. As Tick Tock swats his hoof, you quickly run up it and make tiny slashes along his cheek! You take out a couple bungee cords that hook onto his horn, launching you into the air as you aim your needles for his neck.

Suddenly, a memory flashes through your mind. Instead of remembering anime, you remember your guitar teacher Mr. Larson and his 'baby,' an acoustic guitar he named 'princess.'

You just ended all ties to having any friends in this time machine. The Doctor! He's not just a friendly face, he's a billion-year-old Time Lord either from Gallifrey or Gallopfrey. Either way, you've seen him with other faces before! When Torchwood ended, he hooked you up with Jack at a bar... which was good at first, but you died while he didn't. Alonzo was a terrible name in retrospect; good for others, but not you.

Oh, wait. You realized it was too late. Your needles slid down the inventor's neck along his jugular veins.

You're a sentient muffin that just assassinated the friend of a pony that can't die. You look up in horror as the Doctor draws near.


What looked like a human girl holding a red balloon in a mirror looks down at you. "What are you in for?" she asks blandly.

"I killed one of his friends and possessed another vulnerable one," Chara said through you. "It was worth it."

"I would say 'stay DETERMINED,' but neigh, look where it got thee."

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