//------------------------------// // Short: Zebras Are Scary // Story: Logic Impaired // by CakeGrenade //------------------------------// As Twilight Sparkle wandered through ponyville she noticed something very strange....no pony was around "Where is everyone" Twilight asked her dragon "I have no idea" Spike said "Maybe its zombies!" "Are you still paranoid about that?" Twilight asked "I had you vaccinated" "PSSSSST" a strange voice psst at Twilight "Twiiiliiight", Twilight looked around and saw Pinkie Pie hiding behind the door of Sugar-Cube Corner "Pinkie?" Twilight asked "What the hell are you doing?" "GET IN HERE" Pinkie pulled her into the bakery...leaving spike outside "BEFORE SHE GETS YOU!" "Who are you talking about?" Twilight said "HEEEEEEEER" Pinkie pointed towards a black and grey striped pony dressed in a dark brown cloak "ZEEEEECOOOOORRRAAAAA" Pinkie turned on a light in the bakery and there stood the other 4 ponies that were on her list. "Twiiilight!" weeped Spike "Let me in!!" "Go away dragon..." Twilight told him "or shut up and stay out there" "Zecora is a scary looking Zebra that comes to ponyville once a month to dig at the ground and steal our silverware" Applejack explained "Either that or your being a tiny bit racist" Twilight said with a smug face "Um....no" Rainbow dash said "I saw her look at me with two evil little eyes" "Well...im going to talk to her" Twilight said "stupid Pegasus" after a while Twilight came back into the bakery with Zecora under her arm "Hi guys" Twilight said "Me and Zecora just had a wonderful chat" "How did you gain her friendship?" Rarity asked "Well...I asked her to kill Spike" Twilight said "And then we became friends" "Yes...I am your new cast member" Zecora said "I am now part of this fic, you must remember" "Why did that rhyme?" Rainbow Dash asked "Shut up" Zecora said