//------------------------------// // Party // Story: Sparity VS The Future! // by FlameMist //------------------------------// Hey, It's me again. Did you miss me? Oh, brother. I hope you liked my mischief. Quit it! You're messing with my story! Pfft! I'm just having fun! I think you're forgetting the 'comedy' part of the story. You're forgetting the romance! People came here for Sparity! Yea! Sparity! What the... Who are you? Uh- Duh! I'm Pinkie Pie! Obviously. Everyone shut up! Awww! But- "Welpadoo!" Applejack exclaimed. "We're here!" The three ponies and dragon were standing in front of Spike and Rarity's house. "Great!" Rainbow Dash said. "Now we should be going." Spike and Rarity, who were next to RD and AJ, shrugged, as they walked up the steps to their doorway. "I guess they're not coming." Spike said. "No no!" AJ said. "We are!" "Are not!" Rainbow interrupted. Applejack frowned. "Uh... Actually; we both gotta go." Applejack said. "If anyone asks, say I'm doing chores and Rainbow's... uh- Doing chores! Kay bye!" The country pony said as she grabbed Rainbow's hoof, pulling her behind her. "Hm." Rarity said. She finally knocked on the door. A pink pony answered. "Hi guys!" She said. "I haven't seen both of you since the first chapter!" "The first what?" Rarity said, confused. "Oh, nevermind." Pinkie replied. Twilight seemed to notice the two at the door. She gasped. "SPIKE?!?!? RARITY?!?!?" She screamed. "What the hay are you two doing here! Nothing is ready!" "Oh, it's fine Twilight, they can help with the surprise for Spike and Rarity! Come on in!" Pinkie said brightly. The couple strutted inside. "Wait a minute..." Pinkie stroked an imaginary stubble. "SPIKE!? RARITY?!" She exploded. She shoved Spike and Rarity put the door, and slammed it on them. A few seconds later, she opened it again. "Sorry, It's a surprise!" She said, shutting the door again. "Well, so much for that." Spike said, getting up and walking down the hay bale steps in front of their house. "Wait wait wait!" Rarity said, stamping her hooves. "All we have to do is tell them it's an emergency!" "Oh yea! That'll work!" Spike said sarcastically. "We'll just-" "Sssh!" Rarity said, putting her hoof over Spike's mouth. "What?" Spike said, his voice muffled. He snatched Rarity's hoof and threw it back at her. "I think I hear something." "Oh really?" Spike said. "I thought you were about to teleport-" "Would you shut up!?" Rarity snapped at Spike. "But-" "Zip!" Rarity said once again. "Follow me." Spike followed Rarity down onto the sidewalk. She kept walking, then turned all of the sudden on one alley. Spike looked inside. Nobody there. "See?" Spike said. "What did I-" Then, they both heard a voice behind them. Spike knew that voice from anywhere. Rarity, even more so. "Discord!" They both hissed, as they spun around. Sure enough, their friendly neighborhood draconequus was standing behind them. "Oh! Well hello, I didn't see you guys there!" He laughed feverishly. The both glared at him. "Sooo... Are you both enjoying this little 'vacation' of yours? Or is the future just a little to much for you guys..." He said. "What the-" Spike said. "It was you?" Rarity bursted. "You sent us here?" "Well, I never said anything about that... I mean technically it was the author's fault." Discord grinned. "Author?" Spike glared at Discord curiously. "Oh... I forget the only pony that speaks my language is Pinkie Pie, so I'd better be on my way." The draconequues snickered, turning into the alley they were inspecting. "Hey!" Rarity called, turning straight into the alley. Obviously, Discord wasn't there. Rarity hardly enjoyed listening to that annoying creature. If he really was responsible for this awkward future thing, then it needs to be fixed immediately. But how? Discord did say that Pinkie Pie seemed to understand him, but clearly Pinkie and Twi are busy... How does Pinkie Pie understand him anyways? And what author was he talking about? "Um... Rarity?" Spike said. "What are we going to do now?" "I know exactly what we are going to do!" Rarity said proudly. "Go to that movie?" Spike shrugged. "No!" Rarity frowned. "Follow Rainbow and Applejack?" "No..." Rarity said, then she hesitated. "Wait, actually, that idea is better than mine." "Well, what was your-" Spike was interrupted by Rarity's enthusiastic voice. "LET'S GO!" 'Y'know I was being sarcastic..." Spike laughed as they walked down the path where the two ponies were previously going down. This is it. Applejack had to tell her. "Rainbow, this is not much of a good idea to me." Applejack confessed awkwardly, as the two walked toward Sweet Apple Acres. "What do you mean?" Rainbow asked curiously. "Ah mean, we should be helping Twi and Pinkie and Rarity's kids set up the party!" Applejack stated. "Oh, of all things you could of said, that's why you don't want to do this?" Rainbow frowned. "No... it's just that- Rainbow, this reality don't feel right to me. Ah just have a gut feelin' that this ain't gonna end well." Applejack blurted. "W-what do you mean?" Rainbow asked. "Come on, Rainbow, stop askin' questions. You know what I'm sayin'!" Applejack shouted. "This ain't gonna work out. It just ain't It's been fun... but I figured it'd be best for you and me, if-" "What are you talking about, AJ?" Rainbow asked, worringly. "What's gotten into you?" "Well, as you know, I've always been as straight as straight as a garden hoe." Applejack said. Rainbow laughed. "Garden hoe! Ha, get it..." AJ continued. "This is too much for me. Rainbow, ya have to understand." "But-" Rainbow started. "Ssh! Look who's running up the path!" AJ pointed. "Rarity? Spike?" "What do ya think they want?" Applejack asked. Rainbow shrugged. "But-" "Here they come!" Applejack said. "Act natural!" Rarity and Spike soon came to face with Rainbow and Applejack in front of the barn. "Oh, thank goodness for you two!" Rarity smiled. "We need your help?" "Yours too..." Applejack mumbled under her breath, glancing at Rainbow. "Yea." Spike said. "We seemed to have, travelled into the future!" "What?" Applejack stared, confused. "You see darling, we are really from twenty, erm... thirty years in the past. Please believe us! It was when we first started dating. We'd been together for six months!" Rarity explained. Applejack looked at them with the same expression. "Are you telling the truth." "Yes!" They both said. "I don't know what you two are talking about, but if it has something to do with time travel, Twilight will know how to help you!" Rainbow blurted. "I guess so." Applejack agreed. "Hm. What are you two doing anyway?" Spike asked. "Oh, Spike! Don't invade their privacy!" Hissed Rarity. "We- erm..." Applejack stuttered. "Rainbow was helping me with chores! Yes! We just finished." Spike raised an eyebrow. "You two better come with us." He said. "Yes, this whole situation is simply dreadful." Rarity said. "Of course!" Rainbow piped in. "Sure. Let's walk all the way back." Applejack said, scrunching her face. Rainbow nudged her. "Come on!" The three ponies and dragon walked back slowly. As they went down the head. A certain creature poked his head from a tree. "Hm hm... Oh yes... oh yes... MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Ha... ha... heh... he... I'm not very good at this." He frowned. "No matter, it's time for the next phase. I just wish these ponies would cooperate with me..." Knock knock knock! They were all at Spike and Rarity's door. Pinkie Pie answered once again. She acted as if this was the first time they knocked. "Spike! Rarity! I see your back from you breakfast! You brought Rainbow and Applejack?" She beamed. "Come on in!" Everyone walked in the house. Pinkie had set up the party. There was streamers, balloons, and a table filled with all kinds of snacks and a punch bowl. A large disco ball hung above it all. Also up on the ceiling was a light system the reflected lights off of the disco mat rolled across the floor. "This is... great..." Spike said. "But- we have to tell you s-" "Let's start!" Pinkie shouted. The lights dimmed and a synth sound started to rise. A spotlight shone on Pinkie Pie. She was wearing a top hat and bow tie, with a large black cane. She held up a strange looking black device in her other hand to her mouth. "MARES AND GENTLECOLTS!!!" Her voice echoed throughout the room. Silence. "LET'S PARTY!" A catchy beat rattled through the room, and the lights when dark. Lights of all colors flashed from above onto the floor, and mist started to appear. A familiar white pony with a blue mane appeared out of nowhere with a large DJ stand. Lasers started shooing everywhere. "Alright... stop stop stop!" Spike said. The DJ pony stopped the song. "Okay, first of all, you brought a DJ? I mean, come on! Really? Vinyl, go home." Spike grunted. Vinyl shrugged and started to put away her equipment. "Don't you think me and Rarity would just want a normal party, y'know, with a punch bowl and party games, like the old days?" Spike said. "And second of all-" "What are you talking about?" Pinkie said slowly. "Why have one of those parties when you have pyrotechnics digita- digi- di-" "Digital." Rainbow corrected. "-digimal lighting syst- syste-" "Systems..." Applejack rolled her eyes. "Yea, that!" Pinkie beamed. "Wow, you really picked up a lot from Cheese Sandwich, didn't you..." Spike said under his breath. "Oh, you mean that Vegas reject that tried to-" "Erm- Pinkie, dear. We just wanted to talk to you about something dreadfully important." Rarity said. "What I was getting to..." Spike grumbled. "Well sure! But hurry up so we can start the party!" Pinkie said casually. "Me and Spike... see- we woke up, and-" Rarity started. "You realized that you were somehow in the future! Because you were only from a time period long before this... eh, twenty something years. Twenty seven- Hey... didn't I already explain this to everyone?" Pinkie asked. "No, there's no way that happened." Applejack laughed. "Of course there is, AJ, Pinkie's "hunches" are always right." Rainbow said casually. "I have learned that." Twilight shrugged. "But that would mean-" "Yea... we are from the past." Rarity laughed nervously. "Could you help us?" "Oh puuulese! Discord, could you-" Pinkie's voice was cut off abruptly by a zipper that closed her mouth shut. "What the-" Twilight stared. "I didn't do that spell!" Applejack threw her hoofs up. "Oh, it's Pinkie Pie! Now let's see what we can do to help Spike and Rarity. If they really are telling the truth, we would need-" "Star-Swirl The Bearded's Time Fracturing Spell Level 6!" Twilight said. "I was just gonna say "time spell" but that works." Applejack shrugged. "The only place that spell is located is the Canterlot Archives!" Twilight said. "But what about the party?" Pinkie asked. "Can't you just remember the spell we used when you thought the world was gonna end and you had to stop time?" "I could find a way to remember that, that that was the only level 1 of Star-Swirl's Time Fracturing. In fact, a level six won't even work! We'd need to combine it with an old version of Similo Duplexis, and ancient wizard's teleportation spell. And we'd need to add one more spell into the mix, that would help us get back to our time safely while leaving Rarity and Spike's counterparts in their own times! A combination of Conforeputati and Spatectis should do the tri-" "Twilight, who are you?" Spike laughed. "Well then, let's help out our friends! Onward!" Rainbow pointed. Everyone galloped out of the room. Pinkie sighed. "Well... sorry Vinyl, I guess you'd better get back to that Nightclub... Well, Dayclub..." Vinyl smiled, then pointed to three eager kids. "Can we come?" They asked. Pinkie ran outside quickly, but it was too late. "Thanks for watching the kids, Pinkie!" Rarity called out from Applejack's automobile." "Dang it. I should have saw that one coming." Pinkie said. "Well, what now, kids?" But Spike and Rarity's kids weren't next to her. She went back inside to see the kids messing with one of Vinyl's suitcases. They pressed a lock and the suitcase flung open, revealing a square box, that quickly converted to a large speaker with ten subwoofers attached of all sizes. A giant red button sat up top. "Shiny!" T smiled at the button. He reached out to touch it. Suddenly, Vinyl came running down the stairs from the bathroom, holding up her hoofs as if a sign to say "Stop!". "T! Don't!" Pinkie yelled. Too late. T pressed the button. For the first time, Pinkie heard Vinyl talk. "Take cover!" Everything went in slow motion. Pinkie jumped behind a chair, and Vinyl bravely ran for a black knob on the machine, the speakers blasted out a large sound wave, and at the same time Vinyl yanked the knob, and shoved the wheeled machine out Spike and Rarity's conveniently opened door. BOOM! A large jolt in the Earth knocked the car off course for a second. Rainbow looked back too see a large blue shockwave emit near Spike and Rarity's house. "What is it?" AJ asked. "Eh, nothing. But it looks like Pinkie and the kids are already having fun." Rainbow smiled. "I hope their okay..." Twilight stared.