Dear Miss Witch,
Thanks for the day as a pony! Me and Janet had a great time, and we're even closer than before! You must get a lot of clients, so I'll remind you that our marriage wasn't doing so great, and we were drifting apart, but now we're closer than ever! I'll admit, when a brony friend of mine recommended you to me, I was skeptical. And when I told my wife about it, it was a joke, and she accepted, thinking it wouldn't work. But boy am I glad it did! OK, so you said that you love to hear feed back on how our experience was like on the form we filled out, so I guess I'll do that.
So it was a Friday night, and I was talking to my wife. I said,
"A friend of mine said there was this lady that could turn us into ponies." Then me and her started laughing, and then she said,
"Like from that TV show? Oh yeah, let's try it!" And I'm like,
"Yeah, let's turn into ponies!" Then, we went to your site, and filled out the form, we wanted an overnight transformation for the next day. We didn't think much of it, until we woke up. We kinda... panicked. It was so weird, being covered in fur, but it felt nice. After we realized what happened to us, we calmed down, and started thinking rationally. I started researching everything I could about our bodies, in case something went wrong. My wife went into the kitchen, saying she was hungry, and came back with two bowls of salad.
"Why do you have a bowl of salad?" I asked. She just shoved it into my lap and said,
"TRY IT!"
... It was amazing!!! I couldn't stop eating it! Literally! My wife just laughed and started chowin' down with me.
After we finished the salad, I felt the urge to go run around. I turned into an earth pony. If that's the right term. What I mean is, I didn't have a horn or wings. My wife, Janet, she was a cyan pegasus. A pretty teal mane, is it normal to find ponies hot when you're a pony? Because I felt that way about her. I just wanted to check to see if that was a side affect. We changed back at the same time, so I'm not sure if I still have it. That's my only concern, other than that, we still have all weekend, so we're going for round two! But this time we're gonna get fast transformations, more time as a pony! I know that it'll hurt, but come on, it can't be that bad, right?
Any way, Janet and I just layed down on the couch, and not having hands to do anything with, we just talked, and snuggled. It was a bit weird at first, us being ponies and all, but I think it was better that way. It felt better as a pony.
So uh... thanks for the day as a pony. And, as soon as you read this, could ya change us again?